Valentine's Day disaster

Written for Anglowritten's Gift challenge! Valentine's Day

One-shot

SESSHOMARU POV

I wobbled around the house trying to concentrate on something. Everything was fuzzy and spinning around.

I stumbled over something and smacked my head into some paper. Looking up I saw it was a calendar and a love heart was in tomorrow's box. Realisation dawned on me and I shot outside. Not before grabbing my wallet… I think.

Walking mindlessly around the mall I tried to come up with the best Valentine's Day gift for Kagome.

Chocolates?... No I gave her that last year.

Perfume?... Too expensive for her taste.

Flowers?... Yep, red roses and I'll do that rhyming thingy.

Heading over to the nearest flower shop I bought 12 of the best red roses they had. Then going to a party shop I bought the nicest card I could afford.

Going home I put my plan into action.

Kagome POV

I woke up and stretched. Today is Valentine's Day. Yay! I hope Sesshomaru remembered to get me something. I got up to find Sesshomaru lying on the lounge groaning. I looked down at him and rolled my eyes.

"That's what you get." I told him heading into the kitchen. When I got there I found a bunch of Roses with a card. The card read, in really sloppy writing:

Dear my dearest Kagome,

It's hard to pretend not to care,

Even thought I wish you are here,

I am trying not to wonder

My love for you, you cannot share

(Rhyme written by me and a friend)

I smiled at that rhyme and all the smiley faces everywhere and started reading the rest.

I'll love you 'till the last Rose dies.

My love forever, Sesshomaru.

I had to smile at Sesshomaru's soft side when he is drunk. It was pretty cute.

I looked at the Rose's to find the fake one to find there wasn't one. That was when it dawned on me. I burst out into a fit of laughter just as Sesshomaru walked in to get a glass of water.

"Stop that laughing, my head is hurting." He whined. I couldn't help it and burst into another fit of laughter.

"What are you laughing about?" He asked. I couldn't talk so I gave him the card.

He read over it and then looked at the roses, back at the cards then to the rose's as realisation dawned on him.

"Crap." He stated. I burst into yet another fit of laughter at his choice of words.

"I'm sorry Kagome, I was drunk." He said sitting at the table sculling down a glass of water.

"It's alright." I said snorting. "I figured that out by the writing and how you signed it." I smiled.

He tried to smile but ended up groaning in pain.

"I'm going to bed." He said. "We'll finish valentine's day tomorrow." He crawled himself off to our room and I heard a thump which means he missed the bed.

The end

Sesshomaru was suppose to give Kagome 11 real Rose's and 1 fake one, but he forgot.

Hoped you liked it and I hope it was humorous enough even though it's short.

BYE Jappa