Bert (rolls over and sits up in bed): Ernie? Ernie: Yes, Bert? Bert: Oh, Ernie, what are you doing with the big pie in bed, huh? Ernie: Oh, the cookies? Well, I was just hungry, Bert, so I thought I'd have a big pie before I went to sleep. Bert: Ernie, Ernie, don't eat pie while you're in your bed, huh? Ernie: Why not, Bert? Bert: Because you'll get in the sheets, that's why. Ernie: Gee, Bert, I'll get in the sheets? (He lifts the blanket to look for crumbs in the sheets.) Bert: Yeah, Ernie, and if there are in the sheets, they'll get in your pajamas. Ernie: Oooo, in my pajamas, Bert? Bert: Yeah, yeah, Ernie, and if you get in your pajamas, they'll make you itch. You know that. Ernie: Oh, I don't like to itch, Bert. Bert: No, and if you itch, you won't be able to sleep