My name is Rhino, and I am a thug. I am not to be confused with the marvel supervillian, I have no super powers. I used to work for Scarface and the Ventriloquist, but he was recently murdered by the Great White Shark and Tally Man, two guys I know nothing about. Now I work for the Clock King, until now…
It started at my two storey house, I was watching some Space Ghost Coast to Coast and I couldn't stop laughing at Brak. When I stopped laughing, I though I heard a weird echo from my laughter. Then, the doorbell rang and I opened it. It was The Clock King.
Rhino Oh, Hi boss. Do you need me? (pause) Sir?
I thought that there was something weird going on. At first I thought that this man was not The Clock King, but he was. I found that out when his body fell to the floor with a knife in his back.
Rhino Clock King!
??? Oh Dear, I've made quite a mess.
Rhino Who is that?
??? I'm coming for you. I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
Rhino What? You won't kill me so easily.
Harley Here, use this flamethrower.
Rhino (grabs flamethrower) Thanks… Wait. What? Who are you?
Harley (punches him in the face) I'M HARLEY QUINN!
Rhino Ok, I heard that. Wait… oh crap.
Joker Oh come on, are we that scary?
Rhino (Fires the flamethrower, a sandvich falls out of the gun) Oh, there's my sandvich. (eats sandvich and talks with mouth full) Now, you think we're scary? No. My Hyenas are scary. (pause) I SAID "MY HYENAS ARE SCARY!" (Joker's hyenas run into Rhino's house) That's more like it. (The Hyenas start eating the dead Clock King)
Rhino W-what are you doing here Joker?
Joker Well, Gotham was getting pretty boring, so I decided to have a little break. Nice house, I'm going to make this my vacation home.
Rhino What the ef? My house is only 2 miles away from Gotham.
Joker Perfect. Now, I can stay close to Gotham, just incase I want to MURDER someone. (squeezes rhino's cheeks) and don't forget (joker uses baby talk) If wittle Joker gets pissed off by you, there will be one wittle less mouth to feed. In other words, I'll kill you.
Rhino Great.
