A/N: Hello guys, this is my first fic! I'm more of a reader than a writer, but as an avid fan of Gintama, I felt obligated to write this awesome idea down to share with the world.
Disclaimer: The gorill- I mean, Sorachi-sensei owns Gintama. None of the original characters actually do anything depicted in this fanfic. If Gintama were mine, GinTsu would've long since been together. Anyway-
Chapter 1
Akira's POV
Lesson: Meeting new people is always a bitch
I check off items on my list. Chocolate, check. Rice, check. Vegetables I may or may not eat, check. Milk, chec-
Suddenly, I collide with a shorter person, the tips of their bangs tickling my nose. I fall on my butt with a thud.
"Oi, watch where you're going, girl!" An irked voice says. Judging by the depth of it, it's a man's voice. I feel a sneeze coming on, probably because of the hair, but still attempt to reply.
"I'm sorry but-Achoo!" I sneeze in the middle of my sentence. I start over. "I'm sorry, but technically, I'm not a girl. I'm 18, ya know," I say, this time finishing my sentence.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, watch where you're going, woman," the voice said. I look up and see none other than a Shinsengumi officer, in the flesh. He was a little shorter than me, probably by about 1/2 an inch. His hair, which was the cause of my sneeze earlier, was a sandy shade of brown. "And I may just have to arrest you."
"On what grounds, may I ask, officer?" I ask through gritted teeth. This guy was pissing me the hell off.
His wine colored eyes squinted. "On the grounds of, one, bumping into a police officer, and two, being taller than said police officer."
"DAMN YOU YOU BASTARD, MY GENES AREN'T MY GODDAMNED FAULT!" I shout at his stupid, smug face. Great first impression, bastard; now I hate you without even knowing your name.
"Now I'll have another reason to arrest you, Redwood, for hurting a police officer's feelings."
Stop insulting my red highlights, you jerk!
"...Even if you put me in prison, I'll instigate an uprising and escape with every other poor soul arrested by you," I say nonchalantly.
"Then, once your wanted criminal self gets arrested again, I'll personally take it upon myself to give you hell," he replied calmly.
"We have quite the sadist here, don't we? And just hell? That's where my vacation house is, you know, I visit every summer. Lovely place," I give him a shit-eating grin.
He snorts.
"Whatever, you bitch," he mumbles. "You're off the hook this time, but remember, next time, get on my nerves and face the consequences." He says, walking away.
I feel the urge to flip him the bird, but refrain from doing so because of the children in the vicinity. Damn bastard.
A/N: Soo... how was it? I hope it was good. This is kinda like a 'first meeting' scenario before with Sougo before the plot gets real. Until next time!
