þÿSeto & Mai are evil,
very evil.
Same time line as A Gilded Story (it picks up the
morning after) but an alternate universe ... or Kaiba resolved his
issues during the six or so hours he was asleep.
Either way, it's
a PWP, and is about as likely as ... oh look! A pig flew by.
Admittedly it was in a helicopter, but still ....
What
you need to know to read this as a free-standing story:
Tea &
Joey are dating.
Kaiba and Mai are dating.
Last night Kaiba
hosted the annual KaibaCorp Christmas party.
Mokuba invited Tea
and Joey to keep him company, but, instead, Tea got very, very
drunk.
It was early afternoon when Mai woke, slid
out from under Kaiba and yawning, padded to the bathroom. About
halfway through her shower, she woke up enough to remember that, as
far as she knew, Joey and Tea were still asleep in the hall.
Smirking, she wrapped her hair in a towel, and, tying Kaiba's
bathrobe, opened the door.
Peering around the holly plant, she saw
Joey, curled in a ball around his coat. Next to him lay Tea, flat on
her back, snoring.
Mai stuffed her hand in her mouth to keep from
giggling, and went to wake Kaiba.
"...Ungh? Go 'way."
he said, pulling the covers over his head.
"Come on, wake up,
you gotta see this." She pulled the quilts back off of him,
nudging him again.
" Wha?"
"Tea's asleep in the
hall, stark naked."
'Really?" Kaiba sat up, rubbing his
eyes. "That does have possibilities."
"I rather
thought so."
They stood in the hall, looking at the pair,
sprawled on the carpet.
"This is why I don't drink."
Kaiba said, nudging Joey with his foot.
"I'll toast to that."
Mai replied, spreading a blanket over Tea.
Back in the
bedroom, Mai remarked, while dumping coffee in the pot, "The
question is, of course, how do we humiliate them."
"I
vote for you and Tea, in bed together." Kaiba said, adding the
water.
"Would you like to join us?" Mai asked, washing
out last night's dirty mugs.
"No, I think I'd rather wake the
mutt. It's perfect, Mutt humiliation and Tea embarrassment, in one
easy package."
"And a nice little lesson about the evils
of drinking too much." Mai added "At least, around you,
anyway." She poured two mugs of coffee, and handed one to Kaiba,
toasting him.
"Skoal. I think we can put her into a bed
without waking her; there's an empty bedroom across the hall we can
use."
"Well, drink up then, and let's go cause some
trouble." Mai said, slurping coffee.
"I think I
could get used to this." Mai said, wrapping herself around the
still sleeping Tea. "She's really rather snuggly."
"Don't
get too used to it." Kaiba grinned, tucking them in. "Or
I'll have to remind you why you prefer guys."
"You could
remind me anyway, so I don't forget in the interim."
Kaiba
leered, and bent down to kiss her on the nose. "Later, my greedy
Harpy. Besides, sooner or later she'll wake up ..."
"And
then she'll start to talk. And I'll remember why I prefer you, oh
stoic Blue Eyes. Mai stroked Tea's hair, bushing it off her face.
"Still, she is pretty like this."
"You have your
fun." Kaiba said, turning off the light. "I'll give you
five minutes, then I'll wake the Mutt; I'll leave the door cracked so
you can hear us."
"Ah, little one." Mai whispered,
rubbing Tea's back, "It's a pity I won't get a chance to do evil
things to you. Oh well," she murmured, pulling Tea closer,
"guess there's always next year."
"Look,
there's a mutt asleep in the middle of my floor." Kaiba smirked,
nudging Joey with his boot. "Wake up, Mutt: there are balls to
fetch, and bones to eat."
"...Mff?" Joey opened one
eye, and looked up to see Kaiba, stern and imposing, glaring down at
him."
"Wha?" Joey swallowed and tried again. "Why
are you in my bedroom?"
"Why are you in my hall,
Mutt?"
Joey sat up, and blinking, looked around. Kaiba
watched, fascinated, as he struggled to remember the night before.
"I
was ... we were .... Hey, where's Tea?" Joey asked.
"Perhaps
she had a better offer."
"What? Who would?" Joey
stammered, as Kaiba helpfully nudged the door open. "TEA!!"
"Could
you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep." Mai said
peevishly.
"I-- How could she-- This can't be what it looks
like." Joey finally managed.
"I don't know, Mutt."
Kaiba walked to the bed, and lifted the quilt. "What does it
look like?"
Tea groaned softly and snuggled closer to
Mai.
"Come on, Mutt, we can discuss this outside." Kaiba
said, leading a stunned Joey into the hall. "Let's let the girls
have their moment."
Tea drifted awake slowly. She was
warm, and someone was snuggled against her back. Joey never held her
like this after, preferring to sleep sprawled across most of the bed.
It felt good, though. She stretched and yawned, twisting around to
see who was holding her.
"Good morning, darling." Mai
said, and leaned down to kiss Tea gently on the forehead. "How
are you?"
"Mai? What are-- Did we--" she trailed
off, flustered.
"Well, I'm naked, you're naked, and we're in
bed together. You can draw your own conclusions, sweetheart."
"Oh."
She blushed, and burrowed into Mai's arms. "How was it?"
"Really
Tea! I'm simply crushed that you don't remember." Mai replied,
running her fingertips down Tea's back. As Tea moaned, Mai murmured
sarcastically, "Drat. Guess we'll just have to refresh your
memory."
"Please, more." Tea gasped, as Mai leaned
down to kiss her properly.
"Hush darling," Mai whispered
against her lips. "and slow down, we've got plenty of
time."
Meanwhile, Joey and Kaiba had retreated to the
comparative quiet of the hall. Kaiba leaned on the wall, looking down
at Joey, huddled on the floor. Joey lifted his head at last, and,
looking at his tear-streaked face, Kaiba almost relented and let him
in on the prank.
"I don't understand it, Kaiba." Joey
muttered angrily "She always seemed happy enough with me."
"She
was quite drunk last night-- you both were actually; perhaps it's
possible that she was not fully aware of her actions."
Joey
paused, thought for a moment, then nonplussed, asked "Kaiba, are
you trying to comfort me?"
"Hm. I suppose I am."
"I
need a drink." Joey said wearily.
"None for you, my
friend, you drank next year's quota in one night. That champagne
wasn't exactly cheap, either."
"Sorry." Joey said.
He scrunched smaller, and tucked his head back into his
arms.
"Joey."
"Huh? Wait-- you used my name."
"I
did indeed." Kaiba said, turning him so he faced the door.
"Look."
It was opened far enough to see the bed, but the
hall was dark and, chances were, (if they kept quiet), they wouldn't
be noticed.
'Not that the girls would notice if a mack truck
barreled through.' Kaiba thought wryly. 'Seems Tea got over her
embarrassment quite nicely.'
"Holy shit." breathed Joey,
watching them writhe together on the bed. Unconsciously, his hand
began massage his pants.
"You like that don't you."
Kaiba whispered, wrapping his arms around Joey's shoulders, and
breathing into his ear. "You like watching them together,
moaning, touching each other ..." He trailed off, twining his
hand around Joey's. At the unexpected touch Joey froze for a moment,
then relaxed, going limp in Kaiba's arms. Kaiba leaned down,
intending to kiss him, but Joey reached up, mashing his face against
Kaiba's, thrusting his tongue into Kaiba's mouth.
'I'm not gay.'
Joey thought, as their tongues wrapped together, 'I don't even like
him. It's simple revenge, that's all. It has absolutely nothing to do
with the fact that he's sexy as hell in those dusters, or that he's
currently kissing me senseless.'
"The wonderful thing
about being a woman" Mai said to a limp and gasping Tea, "is
that you can orgasm more than once."
Tea closed her eyes and
tried to focus. She felt warm and tingly, and Mai's hand on her arm
sent small shocks across her skin. "I don't believe you."
she managed finally, "I would have read about it somewhere or
something."
"Hon," Mai laughed, "You're not
reading the right books. Shall we give it a try, then-- I'll have fun
proving you wrong."
"Ok." Tea murmured at last,
finding it hard to care much about anything at the moment.
Mai
spread Tea out and, licking her lips, began to kiss her, starting at
her feet, (Tea liked that) and working upward. Mai had just reached
Tea's left thigh, and was mentally debating whether to take a slight
detour, or continue up to her lips,
when the bedroom door banged
against the wall, and Kaiba and Joey tumbled in, tangled
together.
Joey blushed, and ducked his face into Kaiba's shoulder,
and Mai noticed, with some surprise, that Kaiba's arms wrapped around
him protectively, his hands stroking Joey's back, soothing him. Mai
glanced at Tea, but in her post-orgasmic haze, she was wasn't able to
do more than open one eye and giggle weakly. Mai sighed mentally and
came to a decision. "Well boys," she purred, stretching,
"come and join the party." She thought later, (much later!)
that she'd never seen them move so fast.
Very early on, the
heavy quilts slid to the floor, followed soon after by the sheets,
then by Kaiba's clothes. In retrospect, Mai always remembered
moments, snapshot clear, surrounded by blurred pleasure.
Peeling
Joey's teeth off her neck, as Tea kissed down his back, and Seto
hunted for the lube.
Her head, cradled on Tea's chest as they
watched Seto and Joey together--
Seto, head cocked to the side,
eyes narrowed, concentrating; Joey's hands clutching the sheets, a
look of pure and unexpected joy on his face.
The boys, pale and
panting, snuggled together, as she and Tea kissed.
Joey grabbing
Tea, pounding her into the mattress, as Seto held Tea, and she kissed
her.
Seto's languid lovemaking, with Joey an eager and active
voyeur.
Seto kissing Tea awake--
At which point everything
disintegrated into a pool of pleasure, followed by a deep and
dreamless sleep.
It was early morning when Mai woke, and slid
out from under Kaiba, pausing for a moment to look at the other
three, curled together like puppies on the very rumpled mattress.
Smiling, she spread the quilt over them, and yawning, padded to the
bathroom.
It was Christmas week, and the city was all but snowed
in.
Perhaps, she thought as she showered, I should give Yuugi and
Yami a call, and invite them to breakfast
