I get school off for the entire week! Too much snow! The downside is my Dad expects me to shovel it all. I'm soooo sore.
"Oh. My. Gosh. Master, you'll never guess what I just bought!" Obi-Wan exclaimed.
"With my money?" Qui-Gon demanded.
"Yes," Obi-Wan cowered.
"Well?" Qui-Gon thundered. "This better be good!"
"Oh, it is," Obi-Wan gushed. "It's a-"
"Bra?"
"Wh-why would I need a bra?!"
"I don't know. It could be for your girlfriend."
"Why would I go bra shopping for Tahl?"
"For the last time, she is my girlfriend, not yours!"
"Oh, right…" Obi-Wan muttered.
"Did you buy the 'Unmarried, Innocent Princess and The Monk's Holiday Revelry?"
"A romance novel? Eh, no."
"Oh… force no, you bought yourself a two meter plasma holoscreen?"
"Com calls in the fourth state? Naw."
"Did you buy a podracer?"
"They're illegal on Coruscant."
"I knew that. Did you buy yourself a bantha?"
"What would I need one of those for?"
"Did you buy an AT-AT?"
"A what?"
"Never mind. Did you get a youCom?"
"Bant has one of those. They are overrated."
"Have you seen their new one- the maxiPad?"
"It's sooo huge and pointless," Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.
"I know! Ahem. Anyway. Did you buy a huggie?"
"A blanket with arms and legs?"
"And the matching down filled booties, don't forget."
"Ah, yes. Close, but I didn't buy a-"
"I see. What did you buy with my money?"
"Mittens."
"Mittens?"
"Yes. Mittens with those strings that attach to your robes; I'll never lose them on a mission- not ever again!"
"I'm proud of you, Obi-Wan. That was a worthwhile investment."
What did you think of that one? Keep writing, or are the "Confession" stories getting a little old?
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