Whatcha mean „We have to marry them"
Anime:Shaman King
Pairings:TaRo(My name for TamaoxHoroHoro), RenPiri, PyJun
Quotes:"When I ship 'em, I really ship 'em" – Setsumi-san in a PyJun fic.
Disclaimer:I own only the plot. Shaman King by Hiroyuki Takei.
Author's note:In this fic, Pirika isn't Horo's sister.
Warning:Possible OoC.
Ren and Horohoro are seventeen, Pirika and Tamao are sixteen, and Jun's twenty one. Oh and, Ren's a prince, Horo too.
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Chapter 1:Suprise!
Plop....plop....plop....plop....
-Would you stop it? It's bothering me.
Horohoro looked at his brother Ren who was currently glaring at him. Then he looked at the yellow tennis ball he was holding in his hand, and then back at Ren. After that he started to throw the ball even higher so it could make an even louder „PLOP" when it hits his palm.
PLOP....PLOP....PLOP....
-Cut it out! You're doing that only to irritate me!
-Aha!
Horohoro anwered with a big grin on his face.
-There's 6 bilions of pepole in the world, and YOU have to be my brother.
-Yup, well you can't choose your family.
-I know. If the choice was up to me, we wouldn't be brothers.
-Aw, come on. Cheer up, Ren. The girls are coming today.
It was Jun. She was standing near room. Behind her was her kyonshi, Pyron.
-Girls? What girls?
Both Ren and Horohoro answered in unison.
-You mean uncle didn't tell you? Typical. He always sends me to do the dirty work.
-Yeah, yeah, we know, uncle's not perfect, now tell us:WHAT GIRLS?!
-My, my, my. You know, patience is a virtue.
-JUST TELL US!
The brothers yelled.
-Fine. But you should sit.
Both of them sat automaticaly.
-Oookay, if I told you to dive into an empty pool, would you do it?
As soon as she finished her sentence, the brothers glared at her with the „are-you-gonna-tell-us-or-are-we-gonna-have-to-drag-the-information-out-of -you" glare.
-Fine, fine! Geez. You guys should chill!
-JUN!
-Ugh! Ren, Horohoro, uncle wants you to get married.
They both blinked.
-Good one, Jun!
-Yeah, you almost had me there!
-Guys, I'm not joking. He says that a king is nothing without a queen.
The reaction was instantanious.
Horohoro looked dumbstruck, while Ren started to curse.
-How does he dare?! I-I'll try to pursuade him to change his mind!
-It won't work, I already tried.
Their sister answered.
-What about you?!
-What about me?
-Don't you have to get married?!
-No, I have Pyron, and plus, I'm not going to be a king.
-GAAAAAH!
Ren looked like he was caught between screaming and killing everything that moves. Horohoro, on the other hand started to look blue.
-Jun, I don't think he's breathing.
Pyron exclaimed. Jun who was looking at Ren, turned around to see what happened to the blue-haired boy.
-HORO!
Ren slaped his brother, who slaped him back.
-OW! What did you do that for?!
-Well, why did you slap me?!
-You weren't breathing!
-STOP SCREAMING, BOTH OF YOU!
Jun yelled.
-I think I hear someone!
And Jun was right. A few meters from Ren's door, were their future brides.
