Dear Admiral Ackbar
I work as part of a large stormtropper unit bent on taking over the galaxy. It's a pretty neat job, since mostly all I have to do is patrol one section of corridor on a evil superweapon with my buddy. However my evil overlord boss can be a pain.
Just last week he smashed a work station when they ran out of chocolate pudding in the cafeteria. This took ages to repair and put the whole, destroy the rebellion plan back by six weeks.
To make things worse, Admiral Ackbar, seven engineers, six squads of stormtroopers, and a puppy were executed by Snook because of the delay, which was kinda sad, because it wasn't really their fault.
Do I snitch on my evil overlord boss, to his evil overlord boss?
I feel like this is something he should know about, and he might thank me for with a promotion. I would fancy one of those cool vibroswords. 1st Order Orange Juice Cartons are really hard to open and it's the only thing that really cuts through the top properly.
Yours Sincerely
GH3578
Dear GH3578
I have the uttermost sympathy for your situation. I've also worked under a difficult boss, and what Tarkin lacked in Superpowers, he made up for in throwing shade.
My advice is stay quiet. A minion like yourself will only end up dead if you give yourself lines. Also if you see/hear your evil overlord begin to lose his temper, walk the other way. That way you will not find yourself the victim of his wrath. Hopefully Snook will discover on his own why the project is delayed, as in my experience overlords normally end up at the bottom of a reactor shaft.
Admiral Ackbar
