The Princesses of Death Note
Melloella-By Near
Hello and Welcome to Near's Story time. Today I am going to tell you the story of a beautiful (...) young slave girl called Melloella. So let's begin.
Once Upon a time there was a slave girl called Melloella. She lived with her evil step-mother Lightina and her step-sisters Mikami and Misa.
"Melloella! Melloella! Come and clean my undies!"
"You really don't get this whole being a girl thing, Mikami, do you? Us girls where thongs dear."
"No only sluts like you where thongs Misa."
"HOW COULD YOU IF ONLY I HAD MY NOTEBOOK! YOU'D BE SO DEAD RIGHT NOW..."
"Girls, girls, girls, stop arguing!" Lightina struts in wearing a school girl's outfit and high, high heels (prostitute much) "You'll ruin your beautiful (no so much) little faces."
"Oh Mummy, I'm glad you're here. Misa is being so mean mummy stop her!"
"Oh my dear, dear child," she says pushing his head on her chest, "Misa how could you be mean to my poor, poor Mikami?"
"See mummy likes me better than you, Misa!"
Melloella peers in the room.
"Melloella get here now!"
"Yes, Lightina"
Melloella whimpers over to Lightina. She is wearing a rugged black dress with holey tights.
"Sort these two out. Do their washing and scrub their feet. We received invitations to the ball this week-end and they need to look like the beautiful little roses that I know they are." (Yeah in your dreams maybe! Oh how I love narrating!)
"Yes, Lightina."
So Melloella spent the next few days cleaning the girls 'undies' until they shone while secretly creating a beautiful dress for her to go to the ball in with help from her little mouse friend Matsuda.
"Oh, Melloella, you look so beautiful (lol) in that dress."
"I suppose I do Matsuda. If only I had so more chocolate though,"
"Ummmmmm Mello,"
"Yeah,"
"What the hell has chocolate got to do with Cinderella. I'm not even sure it was invented back then."
"...What... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Calm down Mello! It's all going to be ok!"
"Tell me how it's going to be ok! Come on tell me! I can't live without chocolate, it's my life, my muse, my everything! WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITHOUT CHOCOLATE!"
"And breath, that's it I may have a bit in my pocket. Look see nom nom, chocolate thats better. Right where were we. Oh yeah, that sure is a beautiful dress."
"Why thank you Matsuda," Mello, I mean Melloella gasps between mouthfuls of chocolate.
"I want to go to the ball really badly and meet the prince."
"Yeah... well I'm sure he'll fall all over you," Matsuda stammers uncertainly looking at Melloella's chocolate covered face and dress.
"I hope he does! I wish to marry him... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is this prince?"
(You'll find out soon)
"...ok"
The ball drew nearer and nearer and the list for Melloella got bigger and bigger! The night of the ball finally arrived and Melloella slipped on her dress and ran into the kitchen.
"What do you think of my dress for the ball Lightina?"
Lightina stood, staring and the small girl standing before her.
"Girls," she cried "Come and take a look at this."
The girls skidded into the room, took one look at Melloella and burst into a fit of hysterical laughter!
"She really thought she was going to the ball Misa! How funny is that!"
"I can't believe it! Is she actually being serious!"
The girls collapsed into a heap on the floor. Melloella burst into tears!
"IT'S NOT FAIR! THERE'S NO CHOCOLATE! NOW NO BALL! THIS IS A CRAP FAIRYTALE! I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE! IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR, IT'S NOT FAIR!"
"Well if it's chocolate you want why didn't you say so Melloella?"
"You have... some chocolate?" Melloella gasps hopefully
"(Evil Laugh) No, No I don't!"
Melloella suddenly drops to the ground in a flurry of blonde locks!
