Socks
By Senor Mr Awesome x 4
Setting: A boy is obsessed with dick surfing. His name is Mike Hunt he 2 parents and no friends. His only concern... is to rape his family and small dogs.
Mike: Lets go to the track and have hot buttsecks
Dad: Fine. We shall leave immediately. I'm horny.
Mom: Ok I will get my clothes off of my body.
Tuxedo Man: You're gonna like the way you look, I garuntee it
Mom: Yum, penis.
Mike: Your penetration hurts :(
Tuxedo Man: You'll grow to like it.
Mike: Oh... you're right. :)
Dad: UNNFFF!!
Mom: Your resistance only makes my penis harder!
Mike: Mom you posses a p3n0r?
Mom: It's retractable!
Mike: I demand you rape me!
Mom: No.
Mike: Please? :3
Mom: Okay!
Doom Guy: HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!
Robotnik: The train is NOT late.
Dad: Unfortunately I am doing cocaine
Mike: I do not want you buttsex anymore :c
Robotnik: PINGAS
Mom: Does everyone know what it's time for?
Everyone: Bukkake!
M. Bison: YES!
Mike: Ok on 3. 1...2...UNLEASH THE BABY GRAVY!!
Mom: This is why it's called rape Mike, I hate you.
Dad: I do as well. Your mother and I are giving you up for adoption.
Mom: At first were just going to be our little rape buddy.
Dad: Yes, but rape got boring. You don't even cry when we do it anymore.
Mike: I thought you wanted me to like it.
Dad: No! You faggot that's not what rape is about!
Mike: I can change Dad!
Dad: Danny! Come to us Danny!
Mike: Who's Danny?! I don't believe this!
Dad: HABEEBET!
Mike: I'm coming!
Furry: BAAAWWWWW
Tuxedo Man: My life... IS A LIE!
Mike/Danny: Tuxedo man you can change!
Tuxedo Man: Danny will you rape me?
Mike/Danny: Yes, and my name is Mike.
Tuxedo Mask: May I join in?
Tuxedo Man: Yes.
Mike: Bring protection.
Tuxedo Man and Mask: That's for pussies
Mike: I like when you talk dirty... TAKE ME!
Tuxedo Mask: Aww yeaaaaaah!
All: UNF! UNF! UNF!
Mike: I think I got some STDs
Tuxedo Man: I got... Ten.
Tuxedo Mask: We all go ten we're covered in STDs.
Mike: I love my STDs as much as I love you two.
Chris Hansen: Hey guys, what's going on?
Tuxedo Mask: Delicious intercourse.
Chris Hansen: Can the backseat hold four?
Mike: I feel like I've known you my whole life. Look at my crouch.
Chris Hansen: I like where this is going.
Mike: You like where my penis is going too.
Tuxedo Mask: Mine's going to the same place.
(Tuxedo man dies at the scene)
Mike: Let's rape his body... It's what he would want.
Hansen: It's what I want too.
Mom: My two penises are feeling exceptionally huge today.
Dad: Can I see those for a second?
Mom: Okay. (hands Dad penises.)
Dad: Thanks
Danny: I'm running out of my magic white stuff!
Mike: I thought I was Danny.
Tuxedo Mask: No fuck you!
Mike: You are.
Tuxedo Mask: Oh.
Dad (shoots Mask in the face): oops sorry.
Tuxedo Mask: It's K
Mom: Let me put one of my penises in the bullet wound.
Tuxedo Mask: That's hot.
(Suddenly everyone dies of a heart attack)
Light: Just as planned...
