Socks

By Senor Mr Awesome x 4

Setting: A boy is obsessed with dick surfing. His name is Mike Hunt he 2 parents and no friends. His only concern... is to rape his family and small dogs.

Mike: Lets go to the track and have hot buttsecks

Dad: Fine. We shall leave immediately. I'm horny.

Mom: Ok I will get my clothes off of my body.

Tuxedo Man: You're gonna like the way you look, I garuntee it

Mom: Yum, penis.

Mike: Your penetration hurts :(

Tuxedo Man: You'll grow to like it.

Mike: Oh... you're right. :)

Dad: UNNFFF!!

Mom: Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

Mike: Mom you posses a p3n0r?

Mom: It's retractable!

Mike: I demand you rape me!

Mom: No.

Mike: Please? :3

Mom: Okay!

Doom Guy: HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN!

Robotnik: The train is NOT late.

Dad: Unfortunately I am doing cocaine

Mike: I do not want you buttsex anymore :c

Robotnik: PINGAS

Mom: Does everyone know what it's time for?

Everyone: Bukkake!

M. Bison: YES!

Mike: Ok on 3. 1...2...UNLEASH THE BABY GRAVY!!

Mom: This is why it's called rape Mike, I hate you.

Dad: I do as well. Your mother and I are giving you up for adoption.

Mom: At first were just going to be our little rape buddy.

Dad: Yes, but rape got boring. You don't even cry when we do it anymore.

Mike: I thought you wanted me to like it.

Dad: No! You faggot that's not what rape is about!

Mike: I can change Dad!

Dad: Danny! Come to us Danny!

Mike: Who's Danny?! I don't believe this!

Dad: HABEEBET!

Mike: I'm coming!

Furry: BAAAWWWWW

Tuxedo Man: My life... IS A LIE!

Mike/Danny: Tuxedo man you can change!

Tuxedo Man: Danny will you rape me?

Mike/Danny: Yes, and my name is Mike.

Tuxedo Mask: May I join in?

Tuxedo Man: Yes.

Mike: Bring protection.

Tuxedo Man and Mask: That's for pussies

Mike: I like when you talk dirty... TAKE ME!

Tuxedo Mask: Aww yeaaaaaah!

All: UNF! UNF! UNF!

Mike: I think I got some STDs

Tuxedo Man: I got... Ten.

Tuxedo Mask: We all go ten we're covered in STDs.

Mike: I love my STDs as much as I love you two.

Chris Hansen: Hey guys, what's going on?

Tuxedo Mask: Delicious intercourse.

Chris Hansen: Can the backseat hold four?
Mike: I feel like I've known you my whole life. Look at my crouch.

Chris Hansen: I like where this is going.

Mike: You like where my penis is going too.

Tuxedo Mask: Mine's going to the same place.

(Tuxedo man dies at the scene)

Mike: Let's rape his body... It's what he would want.

Hansen: It's what I want too.

Mom: My two penises are feeling exceptionally huge today.

Dad: Can I see those for a second?

Mom: Okay. (hands Dad penises.)

Dad: Thanks

Danny: I'm running out of my magic white stuff!

Mike: I thought I was Danny.

Tuxedo Mask: No fuck you!

Mike: You are.

Tuxedo Mask: Oh.

Dad (shoots Mask in the face): oops sorry.

Tuxedo Mask: It's K

Mom: Let me put one of my penises in the bullet wound.

Tuxedo Mask: That's hot.

(Suddenly everyone dies of a heart attack)

Light: Just as planned...