Jade's MKX Intros Feat. The Disciples
Jade
Vs. Bryan
Jade: Annoying little brat...
Bryan: Come in here and jump on this dick...
Jade: How does Nash and company tolerate you?
Bryan: Yea! A lap dance!
Jade: Insolent neophyte!
Bryan: So no lap dance?
Vs. Kristina
Jade: You are the most fervent of the disciples.
Kristina: I am quite strong.
Jade: Prove it to me.
Kristina: What do you see in Nash?
Jade: He is a handsome Earthrealmer.
Kristina: He has trouble keeping it in his pants.
Vs. Azril
Jade: You show no emotions, Azril.
Azril: You don't know the half of it.
Jade: Let me help you.
Azril: An honor to meet you, Jade.
Jade: At least you are not Bryan.
Azril: Good thing I'm complicated.
Vs. Nash
Jade: Nash.
Nash: What can I do for you, Jade?
Jade: Spar with me, and we can hang out.
Nash: I don't want to fight you, Jade.
Jade: Nash, we are just sparring.
Nash: If you say so.
Vs. Riana
Jade: How will you Kombat me?
Riana: My toxins will see me through.
Jade: You require great skill to defeat me.
Riana: Jade.
Jade: You remind me of Bo' Rai Cho.
Riana: Was that a crack about my weight?
Melody
Vs. Bryan
Melody: Ugh... you again?
Bryan: I'd love to eat your chocolate.
Melody: You're gonna go home hungry.
Bryan: Sup, Mel?
Melody: If you twerk, I'm kicking your ass!
Bryan: But it's how I fight!
Vs. Kristina
Melody: You think you can give me a challenge?
Kristina: I will take you on.
Melody: That's the spirit!
Kristina: How tough are you, Melody?
Melody: I know many ways of taking my opponents out.
Kristina: Finally, a good challenge.
Vs. Azril
Melody: They say you make great drinks.
Azril: I could make one for you, Melody.
Melody: Right after this fight.
Azril: Is this a sparring lesson?
Melody: You can call it that.
Azril: I won't go any easier on you.
Vs. Nash
Melody: Nash.
Nash: Looking good, Mel.
Melody: Shouldn't you be with Jade?
Nash: Hello, beautiful.
Melody: You do know Chris is my man, right?
Nash: Huh. I heard we have the same libido.
Vs. Riana
Melody: Riana.
Riana: Tell me, are you afraid of poison's?
Melody: If it kills me, then yes.
Riana: Better be careful, Mel.
Melody: Why? You're gonna Sumo me out of the ring?
Riana: I'm afraid I might crush you.