Today is the worst day of my life!shitty cook is sick and he called me out of everyone, he called me over to look after him! Why? I don't know but all I know is that I am getting this over and done or I will throw a knife at him in his face that will scare him so he will never get out on any dates because no one will like him. I am not his waiter! I don't serve people like he does and I don't flirt because I don't want to become like him. An Ass hole who goes out with a girl and leaves her for another. I knocked on his door and waited until he opens his god damn door! I am going to kick it down if he doesn't open it!

"Marimo hurry and get your ass in here!"

I pushed ass hole cook out of my way as I entered his house

"Why did you get me to look after your sick ass?" I asked

"Everyone's out."

"And not me great how lucky," I said bitterly

"Wait before you do anything." I looked at him as he walked over to the kitchen grabbing a glass of water, while he was making his way back to me that fucker tripped over his own, his OWN! foot and spilled water all over me, what is his god damn problem?

"What is your fucking problem? Are you even ill?" I asked

"Yes, I am all that's why I stripped." He replied

"Oh, I never knew that you were mentally ill but now I know, I won't feel like an idiot like you."

"Are you stupid? I am sick as fuck and I am not mentally ill!"

"Oh, I thought you were."

"Get your green ass up to the room that's on your right and you will find spears clothes."

"Ass hole."

"Dumbshit."

I walked up to the room that was on the right and once I walked inside I see a...green maids dress...That ero-cook will have to cover both of his eyes, not just one.

"OI! SHIT HEAD!"

"WHAT?!"

"WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A MAIDS DRESS?!"

"JUST WEAR IT!"

"TELL ME WHY?!"

"JUST WEAR THAT GOOD DAM THING SO NO ONE WILL GET HURT!"

"LOVE SICK FUCK!"

"DUMB ASS GREEN HEAD!"

Once I finished yelling my head off I slipped my wet clothes off and replaced it with this dress that I have to wear! I ran down to the kitchen where the blond bitch was.

"You look fine." he started as he checked me out head to toe

"Well, you're not fine since you have something wrong with your head."

I knew I shouldn't have taken my eyes off of him but once I did he some how got behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist making me go all red and soft

"Zoro~" he is purring in my ear! why is he acting like a fucking cat?

"I'm want something to eat."

"Well then go and cook it yourself!"

"But I want you to~"

"I'm not a cook!"

"You will cook for me!"

"No I will-" His lips touched my ear and I felt his tongue licking it

"Will you cook for me now~"

"F-Fine!" I shoved him off

"I'm cooking! You just go away!"

"Or I can just watch your ass."

"Fuck you!"

"Love you too~"