Alanna was sitting on her bed, going through her normal nightly activities,
naked as usual. She suddenly heard a soft rap on the door.
"Who is it?" Alanna asked.
"It's me, Jonathan," replied a soft voice.
"Come on in, its open, "she said.
Jon stood semi-dumbfounded at Alanna's nakedness. She smiled sweetly at him and beckoned him to come over. He walked over slowly and stopped in front of her. She stood up and started to kiss him passionately. He kissed her back. They fell on the bed together and continued their passionate kiss.
"Jonathan?" Alanna said breathlessly.
"What?" he replied, moving his kisses to her face and neck.
"Do you love me?"
"Of course I do! With all my heart."
"Then make love to me. Make love to me like you've never made love before, even to Thayet."
Jonathan stared at her in awe for a few moments, then started taking his shirt off.
"Oh, Jonathan!" Alanna gasped and helped him take his shirt off. Then she put her hands down his pants and started to play with his penis. As Jonathan started to take off his pants Alanna started to kiss him again. He got his pants and his loincloth off then laid back on the bed and continued their passion. They felt each other out continuously while still kissing. After a few minutes Jonathan started pumping and there was another knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Alanna asked.
"It's me, George."
"Hold on a second, love!" Alanna replied as she pushed Jonathan into the closet. She then went to the door and let her husband George in. George flinched realizing she was naked and instantly started kissing her. She then helped him take off his clothes and they fell on the bed. They heard a loud bang in the closet and the closet being opened. Out stepped Jonathan, naked, staring at George, also naked. They had an eye duel before going at it. There were punches flying everywhere as they fought over the woman they loved. In the end George won (A.N. I like George better!!) and Jonathan retreated, like a dog with his tail between his legs.
"Oh, George, I KNEW you would win!!" Alanna exclaimed.
"Yes, now make love with me!" George replied rather friskily.
So they fell on the bed again and started to feel each other out and pump as before when another knock came.
"Who is it?" Alanna asked for the third time.
"It's me, Roger."
"Hold on a moment!!" Alanna called as she proceeded to shove George in the closet. Then she went to open the door and watched with pleasure as Roger gasped. Realizing she was naked and getting horny, Roger swept her off her feet and took her to the bed. He took off his clothes and started kissing her all over as she squealed with pleasure. Once again, they heard a loud bang in the closet then the closet being opened. The two men stare at each other before going at it. Punches everywhere as they both fight. Alanna watches with pleasure at the men fighting over her. In the end, Roger wins because George is already tired from the last fight. Then he and Alanna make mad love and fall asleep.
THE END!!!
A.N.lol the only reason I wrote this was cuz all u ppl like the River Drell one and wanted more...i might write some more on the Kel one or a different one similar to it...well that's all!!! Plz no flames.its supposed to be stupid and funny.its called HUMOR!!!
"Who is it?" Alanna asked.
"It's me, Jonathan," replied a soft voice.
"Come on in, its open, "she said.
Jon stood semi-dumbfounded at Alanna's nakedness. She smiled sweetly at him and beckoned him to come over. He walked over slowly and stopped in front of her. She stood up and started to kiss him passionately. He kissed her back. They fell on the bed together and continued their passionate kiss.
"Jonathan?" Alanna said breathlessly.
"What?" he replied, moving his kisses to her face and neck.
"Do you love me?"
"Of course I do! With all my heart."
"Then make love to me. Make love to me like you've never made love before, even to Thayet."
Jonathan stared at her in awe for a few moments, then started taking his shirt off.
"Oh, Jonathan!" Alanna gasped and helped him take his shirt off. Then she put her hands down his pants and started to play with his penis. As Jonathan started to take off his pants Alanna started to kiss him again. He got his pants and his loincloth off then laid back on the bed and continued their passion. They felt each other out continuously while still kissing. After a few minutes Jonathan started pumping and there was another knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Alanna asked.
"It's me, George."
"Hold on a second, love!" Alanna replied as she pushed Jonathan into the closet. She then went to the door and let her husband George in. George flinched realizing she was naked and instantly started kissing her. She then helped him take off his clothes and they fell on the bed. They heard a loud bang in the closet and the closet being opened. Out stepped Jonathan, naked, staring at George, also naked. They had an eye duel before going at it. There were punches flying everywhere as they fought over the woman they loved. In the end George won (A.N. I like George better!!) and Jonathan retreated, like a dog with his tail between his legs.
"Oh, George, I KNEW you would win!!" Alanna exclaimed.
"Yes, now make love with me!" George replied rather friskily.
So they fell on the bed again and started to feel each other out and pump as before when another knock came.
"Who is it?" Alanna asked for the third time.
"It's me, Roger."
"Hold on a moment!!" Alanna called as she proceeded to shove George in the closet. Then she went to open the door and watched with pleasure as Roger gasped. Realizing she was naked and getting horny, Roger swept her off her feet and took her to the bed. He took off his clothes and started kissing her all over as she squealed with pleasure. Once again, they heard a loud bang in the closet then the closet being opened. The two men stare at each other before going at it. Punches everywhere as they both fight. Alanna watches with pleasure at the men fighting over her. In the end, Roger wins because George is already tired from the last fight. Then he and Alanna make mad love and fall asleep.
THE END!!!
A.N.lol the only reason I wrote this was cuz all u ppl like the River Drell one and wanted more...i might write some more on the Kel one or a different one similar to it...well that's all!!! Plz no flames.its supposed to be stupid and funny.its called HUMOR!!!