Yo minna! Again back with a humor fanfic. I was inspired to write this by a manga Ibitsu. You should check it out too, it's creepy and scary. By the way, this one is not a one-shot.

I'm writing the names of the characters they had in the english dubbed version.

Enough of author's notes! Now enjoy~

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade and Ibitsu.

Do You Want A Sister?

Chapter 1: Need a Sister?

Tyson had suddenly gotten a lot into the horror genre. It scared him so much that he couldn't even go to the toilet alone or sleep alone at night. Even though he liked it. He always said that in order to overcome his fear, he needed to love ghosts.

Everyone else had to keep a pair of earplugs and headphones with them when Tyson started talking. The ones who didn't had them at that moment ran in the opposite direction whenever they saw Tyson.

Tyson bragged and praised the ghosts and the horror genre too much and ate half of the brains of the listeners. Even the members of BBA Revolution and others were getting afraid of horror and ghosts.

Hiro had to turn the lights on before going to sleep. Gramps, Daichi and Hilary rarely had any good sleep because of the chain of nightmares. Kenny hardly slept. Max ate about ten kilograms of sugar and mayonnaise each night when he was afraid but still would not get hyped up. Rei kept cooking all night to avoid sleeping with all the lights on in his apartment until he finished all the cooking ingredients. Even Kai was forced to keep himself awake all night by learning language with the help of Dranzer.

Everyone was tired. Tyson and his lectures were getting too much horrific for them. So, BBA Revolution arranged a team meeting without Tyson to make him stop his nonsense. Everyone including Max, Hilary, Daichi, Rei, Kenny, Kai and Hiro were present at the meeting.

Once everyone had arrived, Hiro said, "You all know the purpose of this meeting, right?"

He waited for everyone else to nod and then continued, "We are here to make a plan so that we could shut Tyson up."

"Does anyone has an idea of doing it?" Hilary asked.

"Yes, it's hard to make one." Kenny added. Everyone in the room sighed. After a moment of silence, Daichi said, "Why don't we scare the hell out of Tyson? That would shut him up."

"Yeah, but how?" Rei asked.

"By pussing him into a ghostly situation that is bound to scare him...?" Max said, making up an idea.

"Like?" Hilary asked.

"Making him feel that his life is in danger...?" Kenny added, starting to get an idea.

"Sounds like a plan." Daichi said.

"But how do we do it?" Hiro asked, "It's not that easy."

Kai was standing and taking in all the options that were available at that moment. He considered taking advice from Dranzer since she was comfortably clever. He closed his eyes and dived into his consciousness and soon a voice spoke up in his mind.

'What's it this time, Shonen?'

It was Dranzer. He was successful in connecting to her. Then the business.

'Sorry, I didn't know that you were sleeping.'

'Hn. You don't let me sleep at night, so forget it. But what do you want? Don't tell me it's Sanskrit this time.'

'No, a revenge on Tyson. Need an idea.'

Dranzer sighed.

'It's too simple. Use your brains, aho.'

'But you are inside my brain right now.'

Kai herd Dranzer sigh again.

'Now I regret being born telepathic.'

'Enough of talking. Just give an idea.'

Dranzer sighed and yawned.

'Okay, just scare him.'

'And how?'

'Darn you human idiots! Use your brain, Shonen!'

'You are inside my brain right now.'

Again Dranzer sighed in annoyance.

'Advice him to read or watch a horror whatever, then put the plot into action.'

'Seems harder than said.'

'Aho! For the third time, use your brain!'

'And for the third time, you are inside my brain right now!'

Kai herd Dranzer sigh with tripled annoyance.

'Look Shonen, I'm gonna die if I don't get any sleep. Figure the rest out yourself.'

By saying that, Dranzer left. Kai was again in deep thought figuring out a plan. Dranzer left him with a good hint, he didn't want it to go to waste. After thinking deeply for a few moments, he reached a conclusion.

"I have an idea." Kai said. Everyone looked at him with surprised eyes.

"What is it?" Hilary asked.

"Tell us!" Max exclaimed. Kai looked around the room to make sure that Tyson was not anywhere near. Once confirmed, he started.

"Well, it's..."

After some time

"Wow. That's a really good plan." Hilary said.

"Yeah, never knew that you can come up with something so smart." Daichi said.

"As expected. You are brilliant!" Max said the complete opposite of Daichi. Rei smiled. Kai looked at Hiro. He nodded.

"Okay then. I'll contact Ming Ming and the others." Hiro said.

At night

"Please Grampa." Daichi pleaded to Grampa after telling him their plan to scare Tyson. Hiro was there to make sure that Grampa agreed to work with them.

Grampa nodded, "Alright, you chumps. You are allowed to do it, but you must clean the mess after the work is over" By saying that, he left the room. Daichi was too happy to hear that Grampa had agreed to their plan.

The next day

Tyson was walking peacefully through the streets in the morning, since he didn't get a good sleep. He suddenly encountered Max. He was walking fast.

"Hey Maxie! What happened?" Tyson asked, worried.

"Ah Tyson!" Max exclaimed, "Thank God I found you!"

Max hurriedly came over to Tyson, his face showed a bit of relief after seeing him.

"Maxie, what happened?" Tyson asked, "You behave like you've seen a ghost."

Max looked around him and confirmed that no one was around there, "Do you know the manga of Ibitsu?"

"Huh? Ibitsu? Oh that seinen manga. What about it?" Tyson asked.

"Rei had seen Remina Kanbe the last night." Max said. Tyson gulped.

"And then...?"

"Remina Kanbe asked Rei that question. She asked if he had a little sister or not."

"What did Rei do?"

"He ran straight towards his apartment before she could finish." Max finished, "Be careful. She sits near the same dumping ground where you throw your garbage."

Tyson imagined Rei running away from a psycho. He gulped. "How do you know that?"

"Because we were together when we saw her." Max replied, "She asked the both of us but we ran away. Well then, bye."

That being said, Max walked past Tyson. Tyson thought for a moment. The place where he dumps the garbage was in front of his house. But what were they doing in front of his house at midnight? They both had a place to dump their garbage near their house. Then Tyson remembered that those places were not in the condition for dumping for that moment and the neighbour blocks were dumping their garbage there. Without giving it another thought, Tyson walked away.

In the evening

Daichi started an argument with Tyson, according to the plan. Kai told him how to respond to everything Tyson said and to not lose his head. The argument continued to the point of making Tyson say that a younger sister, whether it be a biological or adopted or something else, was much better that him. So it happened

An hour later

Hiro returned early that day. He wasn't feeling much well so he went to bed straight after having dinner. After having to go through the planned argument with Tyson, Daichi too was not feeling well. But his plan was still in action, he secretly poured oil on the floor and had Grampa slip and gain a sprain on his ankle. So Tyson was the only one who could go and throw out the garbage.

Suddenly, Max phoned him.

"Maxie, what's up?" Tyson picked the phone up.

"Tyson, I came near your house to check if that lolita girl was still there,"

"And?"

"It was sitting there. So don't go out no matter what," andMax ended the call. Tyson was starting to get afraid, so he asked Grampa if he could throw the garbage the next morning.

"No, Tyson."

"But please Gramps." Tyson pleaded.

"No means no." Grampa said.

"Don't you care if your younger grandson is killed by a lolita?" Tyson asked.

"That is nothing but a joke. There is no way Re-a lolita girl would do that." Grampa stated. Tyson looked dissatisfied.

"Fine then. You would also get killed by her!"

"Hah. There's no way Remina- the lolita girl could kill me!"

Tyson finally gave up persuading his grandfather. With a sigh and a quick prayer to the God, he took out the garbage and made his way towards the dumping place.

He saw her. He saw Remina Kanbe sitting beside the garbage. Tyson froze in his place. How would he pass her?

Remina suddenly spoke up.

"Hey... do you want a sister?"

Tyson was sure. It was her. Remina had asked him the question that was responsible for Kazuki to get killed. His mind was so confused that he forgot to not answer the question.

"I... don't need one," he answered and quickly covered his mouth, regretting what he had said. Remina stared at him.

"I'm in a good mood today and I'm giving you a second chance, so you might consider changing your answer." Remina said.

Tyson just ran past her, but out of fear, he said, "I need one!"

He somehow escaped her, but he had yet to compensate for putting Kai's plan with Dranzer's hint into action.

OWARI (Chapter 1)

Hah! A long chapter. I hope you liked this one. Anyway, if you have read Ibitsu, then you may like it. I'm trying my best to write this one.

Ja ne! Please RR!