This I a disclaimer for the anime Familiar of Zero, or any song's that happen to be used
but own the charter called Steve
Toon of Zero
Louise was on her third try of summon a servant hoping greatly she wouldn't fail only to get an explosion in her face. As the clouds of dust began to still she expected the other students to insult her and joke at how she failed but there was silence, she looked at the spot they looked at, a boy standing there with a glass of some milk in it he wore black jeans a rather nice black jacket with black gloves with holes showing his fingers and had a black hat, the kind Michael Jackson had just standing there "this isn't my kitchen is it?" he looked left the right then shrugged as he was about to take a drink of the said drink.
"Ha! A commoner! That's Louise's familiar?" one said amused.
"you cease to pass our expectations Louise" Guiche said.
"this is Louise the Zero after all" Kirche said.
There was a slight smile on him and when he drank the glass, that's what he did, the glass began to drain away and the milk stayed.
once he was done he threw the milk behind him casually and it exploded in a comical sound they were speechless at what just transpired, it did just break a few rules of reality "hi, my name is Steve" he said like nothing happened "oh hold that thought" he said pulling a bag up (where did that come from?) then reaching in and pulling out pie, and threw said pie at the one that was amused from his entrance "hope you like banana cream pie!" as it made a nice splat on the students face.
They were all shocked that a commoner would do such a thing, but he did and was laughing when the pie slid off "O-OH *HAHAHA!* Y-Y-YOU S-SOULD *BAHAHA!* S-SEE YOUR FAA-*AHAHAHA*!" It was sort of a funny look on there fellow student but at the same time they wanted to punch some sense into the commoner and Louise was embarrassed at what he did.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" she yelled at Steve that was now recovering from his prank "Laughing why you ask, is it that you weren't paying attention?" he was bold that's for sure "don't you dare speak to a Noble that way!"
at this he stood up in a inhuman speed was on one leg balancing on his toes with the other leg and foot bent up in the air and his hands holding Binoculars(where did he get those?) and looked about "a Noble where! where!" he said
she had it then and turned to Colbert "Professor Colbert please let me try again! I just made a mistake!" it was then he popped next to her side (some how) and said "mistake? How is summoning a chaotic being capable of breaking all rules of reality and sanity a bad mistake? I don't know about you but I'm fine with being here" he said as he took his hat off reached in, pulled out a pillow threw it behind him, then a boot, did the same, then a slice of Cheese Pizza and ate that reached in again and got a clock out that ticked in reveres "besides it's only 3:56, we have some time before tomorrow" he then proceeded to throw said watch and let it blow up on impact making another comical explosion
"that never get's old!" he said reaching up off screen and pulled down a cloud then jumped up and laid on it completely relaxed.
as for everyone else, this was weird and wrong in so many ways "in any case you should continue with the ceremony" Colbert said still staring at the being capable of deifying all reality just being on a cloud alone she went up to him and couldn't believe she was going to do this as she did her chant she leaned to kiss him, only for him to grab her back kiss her then bolted to her left shook Colbert's hand and go back to her and said "I didn't know you cared" he said it while grinning and batting his eyes.
but that went away as he asked "is something burring?" as he sniffed the air "his hands on fire!" a student yelled Steve looked at his left hand put it down, then it clicked in his head "MY HANDS ON FIRE!" he then proceeded to run about screaming his head off shaking the said hand wildly as they all watched him do so they couldn't help but feel a little sorry for Louise to deal with such incompetence for the remainder of her life, but it made theme feel better knowing they wont have to deal with him.
...or they hoped not...
Steve finally stopped running and set out a bucket of water, that he pulled out of nowhere once more and stuck his on fire hand in "that's better" he said grinning once more.
Colbert came up hoping for no more random things to happen in the next minute asked for his once living torch of a hand, Steve complied and showed it Colbert wrote down the ruin and Steve asked "what's with this thing?" Colbert took his time to answer as he was finishing what he was wrighting "that's your Familiar ruin it marks you as Miss Vallarieri's Familiar" Steve looked at the ruin once more then at Louise "ok, I'm fine with that" he turned into a blur and was now standing next to Louise "Hi I'm Steve, your new Familiar! We're going to have lots of fun doing all sorts of stuff!" he said with the biggest smile "oh! I need get settle in met you where we be!" and then he dashed off with more speed then a dragon.
they stood there stunned.
=====Steve!=====
Latter Louise finale caught up with the strange boy to her room where she found him laying in a hammock that said "Toons Rule" all over it as he swung left to right completely relaxed with no care what's so ever and she had it.
she had to speak her mind "WHAT WAS ALL THAT! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EMBARESS ME INFRONT OF EVERY PERSION THERE!" as she yelled this he stopped mid swing, looked at her and said "I'm a being that brings all sorts of chaos in his wake, so what you saw back there was only a small taste of what I can do" he said swinging back and forth once more she could only gap at that.
"you know what, as punishment for embarrassing me I wont feed you tomorrow" she smirked in triumph to which was squashed immediately by the sound of chewing she quickly opened her eyes and saw that he had a bowl of with stuff and a cylinder with a thin tube out the top as it made a irritating sound as he slurp what ever was in it, he took note of her and offered the bowl to her and said "popcorn?" then she continued to scream her head off from frustration and decided that bed was a better option.
only to hear Steve "latter pinkie, if you don't mind I have Pranks to place" he said exiting the room and she ran after him worried of his "Pranks".
After hour's of chasseing she lost him and was now searching every where she could for the chaotic boy.
She soon found Guiche talking with one of the first years and decided to "persuade" him to help "Guiche! I need you! My stupid familiar if off doing Brimmer knows what, and he said something about setting Pranks around" Louise said, however Guiche looked at her then at the girl he was speaking with "my dear Kati, you must excuse me, for I will return after I've help the Zero with her troublesome Familiar" he said with a bow then went with Louise.
"you know Louise you have quite the timing, and how did you lose your Familiar so easily, what am I saying? I forget who I'm speaking to-" Guiche was rudely cut off by Louise's stare, that could have killed him on the spot.
========Joe!=======
After more searching they haven't found a clue as to where Steve had went, as if he just disappeared into thin air, that is until they both screamed from a sudden noise making them jump there was a sudden flash as well and after that laughing they turned and found Steve rolling on the ground "OH, T-T-THAT WAS PR-A-HAHAHAHA!" he was enjoying himself to much that was what both Nobles thought, and were about to say something to him only for him to dash past them and grab a strange object he had hanging on the wall with a piece of pepper hanging out of it.
once he took both he looked at the said paper and laughed some more "good thing I took one for the history books huh?" Steve said showing them the paper which had them screaming and jumping up in the air in fear holding one anouther.
Louise grabbed the photo out of his hand and tore it to shred's with Guiche "aaawwww…well at least I still got digital copies!" Steve said holding up five Disks in each hand, then shoved them into his pockets and about face.
"where do you think your going?" Louse said about ready to explode "don't know, you made me forget" Steve said scratching his head "come along familiar, before I have to force you back to Louise's room" Guiche said readying his wand as Steve had an idea "I know!" he began then turned to tell the two Mages his idea "I'll go to Louise's room! She'll never suspect me to be there!" he finished reaching in a pocket and pulling out a pint brush "I'm right here you know" Louise said referring to how he completely forgot she was standing right next to him.
He looked at her "ah, minor details" he said pulling out a bucket of paint that read "instant door" setting it down put said brush in and out then painted a door and after he was done he took his hat off, threw both paint brush and bucket into it then reached in pulled out a round red object and gave it to Louise who was to confused to understand any of this nonsense then proceeded to the painted door, opened it, walked in and said "you cant get me!" as he blew a raspberry.
And sending Louise over the edge taking the strange red object and threw it at Steve who closed the door quickly to avoid it, once the red thing hit the door it exploded with water, washing all the paint off, both Louise and Guiche had no comment on how he did that and agreed not to talk about this.
Ever.
======Steve!=====
Louise was having a peaceful dream that all people wouldn't want to wake from, but it wasn't meant to be as a very loud and annoy beeping noise went off waking her up on the spot, she clung to her sheet's from the heart attack she was having at the moment with a side of laughing Steve, but not a bad as last nights prank.
as he reached in his coat and begin to mumble to himself as she got out of bed "Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts…HA! Doughnuts!" he said in joy after throwing a bunch of junk out of his coat, which to Louise had no clue as to there reason or function or how he was able to carry all of it.
Steve walked over to a corner and set a steal box down, it was big, heavy and looked like a safe on strides.
he then got a ring full of keys among other things, and begin to go thru them "what's in there" she asked cruise of its contents "you'll see" he said with a grin and once he found the key.
he unlocked the box and begin to open it, Louise was sure a choirs of angels was singing at the moment but was to transfixed on the wonders light coming out of the box, and once it finally opened and the two pier inside, there at the bottom was one single pink frosted multi sprinkle colored, holed Doughnut, as Steve proceeded to take it and bit into it "I like Doughnuts in the morning!" he said eating more of it.
"that's it! The ting you had in a safe was a breakfast pastry!" Louise yelled outraged at the completely stupid idea "hey! Men go to great length's to protect there food" he countered as he saw something "hmm.." he hummed reaching down grabbing both handles on either side of the inside of the box and pulled it up reveling a few hundred stories of cabinets with only one thing…Doughnuts…millions upon millions of Doughnuts, this was amazing, only, how does a few hundred stories of Doughnuts fits in a two foot box? "oh, that's where I put them all, was looking for those…aw well" Steve said slamming the top back down then closing it before lifting it and forcing it down his jean pocket some how.
Then turn to louse and said "well I'm ready to get, aren't you?" she was going to ask how he did that, and how the junk that he threw out of his coat was gone even know neither touched the stuff so the best choice was to just forget it and get breakfast before she lost some sanity over it "come on" she barked, opening the door to leave as Steve soon fallow suite doing back strokes in the air "and walk normal for once!" she yelled back.
=======Steve!======
Breakfast for Louise was to say the least was Disastrous, in the curse of five minutes Steve was able to do the following- flip two tables, break half the plates, cause a food fight(with the said food fighting one another), had some roasted chicken's do the can-can, launch five pies and hit there intended twelve targets(some how), have an anvil (who knows where it came from) crash into a table, and to top it off got a teacher to choke on one of the sweet rolls, thankfully it did not kill the guy and didn't give Louise detention in some miracles way, however Steve said he had the writer do something about it, she had no clue as to why he said that or how to answer it.
======Steve!=======
(with louises)
Once outside sitting at one of the table's (very far away from any other) Louise was trying to enjoy some tea one of the servants brought her, she had a massive head ake and sore throat from Steve, she asked why he did such things at all the answer he gave was something she didn't like.
"I am a Being of Chaos, and as such it is our right -or rather our cause- to do such, so as long as I'm around expect Chaos on all scales"
And with that he ran off, at the time she wanted to chase him but she was tired from trying to defend herself from being attacked by her can-can chicken meal.
It was then Kirche walked up with her familiar Flame, Louise looked at her with slightly heavy eyes then turned back to her tea not bothering with even a glare, Kirche was so taken back from this she blinked a few times, then rubbed them making sure she was seeing what she was seeing "Louise?" she said waving a hand to get the girls attention "not now Zerbst…I'm to tired" Louise replied in a slight monotone voice "let me guess your Familiar did this to you" she said smirking trying to get Louise to flare up.
but it didn't happen, she only looked at her and said "all he dose is make chaos where ever he go's, the way he said it was like it was his mission in life!" Louie's said in the highest voice she dared without hurting her voice even more.
Before Kirche could say or ask more there was a very audible slap, they both looked to see Steve laughing his head off, again, as well as holding his gut with his arms.
======Steve!======
(with Steve)
After running away from Louise and the very fun time in the dinning hall, Steve went about from table to table eavesdropping to see if he could hear anything to twist around and play with, but nothing…or rather nothing good.
That's till he found a Maid or Siesta as he remembered her, originally he was going to prank her last night, but he settled for saying hi, but subtlest was never something he did that often and scared her by popping out of one of the vase she was dusting to say hi, he found the way she landed funny, but help her up, learned her name then walked onwards to a real prank.
And now he had a chance to do something, besides the random chaos he was so good at, he was only board and it's never good when he got that way, last time it did he painted an entire city pink with every girly decretive he could get his hands on, put them on all the men's store's and hangouts did the same for the women, but boy stuff instead, not to mention he rewired the buildings, cars, street lights and every other electronic to work in the way they weren't.
It was complete and utter Chaos when that day finally started.
Besides, he wanted to get to know her better, she was nicer then Louise so earned at lest one person to act kind back (and so he could have an ok excuse to do a extra better prank on any one who looked at her funny) and it would put him in a better mood.
Siesta was in a good mood herself, beside the dining hall being turned into a war zone to be cleaned latter, the day was peaceful or was till she went to take the tea only for a body to suddenly pop out, she yelp as well as the Nobles nearby from Steve's unannounced exit from the tea pot "Ellow! I'm not interrupting am I?" he asked with a smile as he added "great tea by the way, mint, with a hint of lemon and honey" soon stepping off the tea pot to the ground.
she wounded how he not only fit in it but how he got in it in the first place.
The Nobles looked at there tea not sure if it was a good idea to drink it or not.
"don't worry, I wasn't in the last tea pot, so it should be completely fine" he said to them lending a hand to Siesta helping her up.
"we have got to stop meeting like this" he said grinning "wren't you the one who popped out of things though?" she asked remembering some of the rumors going around about him as he said "touché" then added "well the reason I'm here is, to offer my service for a limited time offer, and as a bonuses I will do the pirouette as I serve tea" he said leaning on a nearby table "oh, you wouldn't mind helping?" she asked as he nodded "sure will, so where shall I start?" he asked taking up a cake "you could take that to the noble at the table over there" she directed to Guiche who was talking to Montmorency and for some reason he knew something was going to happen and walked over, before he got there though another girl walked over with a basket calling his name, it was then he knew what was going to happen, Guiche was pathetically trying to Wesel himself out of a predicament.
Steve stopped and started to eat the cake watching the events fold out, then he saw his move, a vile dropped out of his cloak, and everything in him told him, show it and get more entertainment.
He bolted forwards leavening the plate with cake spinning in place for a few seconds before going back to garb the plate, eat the cake in on big bite and set the plate on a table.
Then re-bolted to the vile picked it up and walked to them casually and said "excuse me, but this fell out for your cloak" Guiche's face went so pale it looked like the color was bleached from his face.
then came the thing that made him start laughing out of control, Montmorency did a solid slap to his face leavening an imprint for memory sake, and as the two girls walked off he suddenly pointed at Steve and said "h-how dare you!" he yelled, but got nothing in replies as Steve was still laughing holding his gut from all the laughing "you Familiar!" Guiche tried again as Steve begin to calm down, but as soon as he saw that imprint of a hand on Guiche's face, he busted out laughing again.
Guiche didn't know what to do, the guy kept laughing and couldn't hear a word he was saying, and once Steve calmed down retaining slight sinkers he tried again "you!" Guiche pointing dramatically as Steve looked at him "you? what about you?" he asked "no you!" Guiche repeated "why what's wrong with U's?" Steve asked tilting his head in confusion "no no no, I'm talking to you" he tried again "and they say I'm crazy" Steve said out lout "I'm not you, your, you, but not you, but still you, you get it?" he was dumbfounded by this boy everything he did like last night made no sense.
"oh-oh-oh, your talking to me?" Steve finale understood "I thought you were talking or calling for someone else" everyone just let awkward silence descend at his stupidity Guiche cleard his voice and said "well, yes, what I was saying was, you have made two young beautiful girls cry and I'm here to correct what you did, and challenge you to a duel!"
there was silence.
Until Steve started to laugh like a maniac catching them off guard as he stifled down to little giggle fits "ok" he said "lead the way to the filed of battle and we may start, but I warn you, your not coming out unscathed by the me" he smiled all psycho like which creped them all out before he stopped and said "I do have one question" they looked at him expectedly "yes?" Guiche asked "will there be any pie when we get there, I feel like some banana cream pie right now"
…Silence…
At the appointed place they both stood.
Guiche standing tall proud and overly dramatic as always, was going to get vengeance on this clown.
And as for the clown in question he was standing there with his arms folded and eyes closed.
"must be focusing to be series for once" Guiche thought waiting long enough for a good sized crowed to gather before finally speaking by pointing with his rose like wand at Steve and proclaiming "today we will settle this petty quail and problem with me defeating you!" but even with this said, Steve didn't move or even flinch.
it was then Louise broke thru the crowed and yelled "Steve what are you doing!" getting in his face "come to rescue your Familiar Zero?" Guiche asked "Guiche" she started turning her attention to him "you know duels are prohibited" "ah, duels between Noble are prohibited not Noble and Familiar"
As the two begin to argue over the matter one of the crowed asked "is he asleep?" both Louise and Guiche stopped and see a snot bubble on Steve inflating and deflating, still in the same standing pose as before, both sweat dropping at the scene before them.
Louise wanted to take her wand and blow him up, but thought of something else, taking her wand she touched the bubble only slightly making it pop suddenly wakening Steve who shook his head then looked about remembering the duel then smiling sheepishly and said "I'm sorry did I fall asleep on you all? Well…lets start yes?"
And after a small augment between Louise and Steve it was on!
with Guiche summoning a Golem and about to send it charging- "wait!" Steve yelled pulling his hat from head to feet, he pop back out of it in a tuxedo, and a cane, he took his said hat bopped it on the inside turning it into a top hat and put it on "okay now I'm ready" he said.
Guiche just decided to not think about it and had the Golem finally charge, it was half way to him when Steve stuck the cane into the ground pushed it forward, then back like a lever, making a trap door open up where the Golem was to step next, sending it down the pit, Steve pushed his cane/lever forward once more to close the trap door and taking it out of the ground with the biggest grin, he was going to have so much fun.
Guiche was stunned for a moment but regain his composer and sent more Golems to him, seven to be accurate, all with armor and weapons.
And before they really charge Steve lifted his right hand to the sky, snapped his fingers and music (K2G) begin to play from nowhere "if you don't mind" he said motioning for them to come get him, and once they charged, Steve reached in his pocket, got a Banana, and begin to eat it.
Guiche was sure this clown couldn't do anything with a piece of fruit against all his Golems, he was proven wrong when Steve took it's peal, threw it at them, making one of them slip uncontrollably at another knocking it down, making that one to reach out to grab something, only for it's spear to reach out and trip another which in turn lost grip's with it's sword, stabbing the one in front of it by accident.
Over all one destroyed, three momentarily stopped and three more making there way around the fallen who were now getting up.
All because of one fruit.
As the crowed stood dumbfounded Steve made his next move, waiting for one of them to get close, he grabbed the edges of his hat and pulled himself up into it leavening only the hat when the bronze construct swung its sword letting the hat fall to the ground, then out popped Steve with lot's of clay pots, how he held them all was a mystery of it's own.
He then threw them all, and as they landed right side up making 20 human sized clay pots all together he jumped in one disappearing into it, the Golems that were down soon joined the other three to attack Steve that was in that pot but stopped when the herd some one whistle, they turned and there be Steve in a different pot weaving at them, and bolting back in, they rushed to it and herd the same whistle to there left, looking to see him in another pot, and ducking back in.
Guiche got his game and split up the six Golems to look at each pot.
Steve popped out in front of one, blew a raspberry, and ducking to make it miss, and kept popping from random pots making it look something like a six way whack a mole game.
"hold still you little pest!" Guiche said in annoyance as Steve begin to repeat him every time he popped out, but it got weird soon as two of Steve popped out and said "you little pest" in unison then there was five that did that, then nine, then there was 16 of them, it was decided to break the pot's instead of waiting for him to come out of one and once there was one left did he stop coming out.
He was sure he had him finally, a Golem reached in and…found nothing, he just wasn't there at all, they looked at one another in confusion as Steve popped out shoving something into one of them "Happy Birthday!" he said before ducking back in, they all looked to see a present that soon undid itself to revile a bomb that soon exploded taking out that Golem, and after that they smashed the pot to find a small box that read "I'm not in here, don't open!"
One gone ahead and opened it, to find a giant round cylinder thing pop out and blow it to kingdom come before going back into the box it shouldn't fit in and closing itself.
"Canon in the box…I always have one to spare!" Steve said to the right, from the last four Golems.
How he got there with out them noticing still escaped them.
"oh by the way you should be on the watch for any randomly falling anvils" Steve said with a grin as a Guiche asked (and probably shouldn't have) "what falling anvils?" Steve merely pointed at a spot in the sky they all looked up and low and behold an anvil that came crashing down on one of the Golems as a person yell's "where did that come from!" in shock and worry "I don't know-" he begin pulling out a bunch of papers out of his glove and continuing "-it's just in the script that Riddle Me Think has"
they all stood there in awkward silence.
Steve soon yelled "Oi! Riddle Me Think, if you don't mind I'd like a Apple juice of Glass" and right then a glass of apple juice popped into existence right there, he took the floating object and drank the glass, then ate the apple juice that was left and yelled "thank you!" then turned back to the three remaining Golems and took a boxing pose and jabbed like an idiot and said "come at, come on, I'm ready!"
Guiche gave the command and sent the two Golems to charge, then another random thing happened Steve some how got his hands of one huge mallet brought it over his head, then brought it down squashing two before they got close to him, he then proceeded to take off his hat and push the over sized mallet into the hat, and with one last push it was gone.
then, aimed said hat at the last Golem pated the back of it, sending a canon ball at it blowing it up.
Placing the hat back on his head he looked at Guiche and smirked, and not taking it any longer he summoned a sword from the earth and once he grabbed it Steve looked at him and had an idea swinging both arms in front of him making a target come into existence on his front and said "don't miss" he taunted waiting for him to charge.
Guiche wasn't sure if charging was a good idea or not, this commoner (if you could call him that still) was more then unpredictable, what he had up his sleeve (or any of his clothing for that matter) next could be anything.
So he decided to use more powerful spells that his father taught him.
Aiming with his other hand with the Rosy Wand he sent spikes of earth out, they all hit home all over Steve and not only smirked but laughed "now who's laughing you over confident rubbish!"
He was answered with Steve laughing as all the spike's were forced out and he stood up saying "I believe I am" then snapped his fingers once more to start playing "your only second rate"
And began to break into song to the amassment of the crowed.
"I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing" as he plucked one last earth spike out and tossed it aside
"I bet you've got a bunny under your hat!" taking off his top hat a rabbit jumped off into the crowed.
"Now here's your chance To get the best of me, Hope your hand is hot!" he sung holding out his right hand as it enveloped into flames and letting it fuss out to start hand signaling him to came get him"C'mon, clown, lets see what you've got!"
Guiche had it there and charged with the sword ready to strike only to miss.
"you try to slam me with your hardest stuff. But your double whammy isn't up to snuff. I'll set the recorded straight, your simply out of date. Your only second rate!" he sung dodging left to right.
At this point Guihce struggled with making another Golem that didn't turn out as well as the other 8 and didn't look as strong.
"you think your cat's a meanine, but your tigers tame" he sung taking out a large hoop and swiping the golem thru turning into a little toy solder.
"you've got a lot to learn about the Chaos game" Steve sung with a big grin.
"so for your information, I'll reiterate"
"your only second rate!"
Guiche tried again with his assault to find it fruitless as he some how found himself on a hand.
"men cower at the power in my pinky"
As the said finger tried to squash him.
"my thumb is number one on every list"
As it came down to get him as well he jumped off the hand to find himself back on the grassy ground.
"but if your not convinced I'm invincible, put me to the test!"
Steve sung appearing from some swirling smoke.
"I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest!"
That gave Guichi an idea and had the earth swallow him up on the spot.
But still herd the singing.
"go ahead and zap me with a big surprise"
Once said a few bolts of lighting almost hit him.
"snap me in a trap, cut me down to size"
"I'll make a big escape, It's just a piece of cake"
Soon where he was buried a giant cake sprung from the ground with Steve at the top as he pointed an accusing finger at Guichewhile singing.
"your only second rate!"
At this point Guiche was taking steps back from Steve wondering how he got in this mess.
"you know your hocus-pocus, Isn't tough enough"
Steve sung waving his hands around like he was casting a spell.
"and your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up" soon polishing his nails with his shoulder.
"let me proliferate upon your sorry state, your only second rate!"
Guiche ran one way to only find Steve there.
"Zaba-caba-dabra"
He immediately turned tail and ran just to find him again in a grandmothers clothing.
"grannies goanna grab ya!"
He ran from the Granny Steve and looked up the giant cake to see if he could clime it.
Soon Steve (the one on the cake) began to rise with ominous clouds and ever growing size with glowing yellow eyes, as the cake turned to stone.
"Alakazam-da-mus"
Steve sung reaching a more then intimidating size.
"and this thing's bigger then the both of us!"
"so spar me your tremendous scare!"
As anouther Steve popped out of no where once more to pull down Guiche's pants reviling white boxers with red hearts and the said person was turning red from the embarrassment.
"you look horrendous in your underwear!"
Said the giant Steve pointing down at him.
"and I can hardly wait, to discombobulate. I'll send ya back in a shipping crate, you'll make a better living with a spinning plate, your only second rate!"
And with that Steve snapped his right hand once more and in a puff of confetti and smoke everything was back to normal as Steve took a bow from his performance as he said "thank you, thank you, your all a wonderful audience, I'd like to thank the weightier for helping me with this for I like the material he comes up with in his free time" as he pulled up a large photo frame with some one typing on a lap top and about to take a drink when he soon noticed the breach in reality.
"…Steve…" he said getting his Chaotic creations attention "do you mind? I'm trying to write your next part here, so stop breaking the 4th wall and please let me work"
Steve smiled and said "sure thing boss!" and with that he took out a hammer and swung it at the frame, to which the writer (Riddle Me Think) ducked letting the hammer fly over head and glaring at Steve, as he opened his desk drawer and got out a little hammer and used it to tap the frame that cracked and shortly afterwards broke to piece's not giving Steve any time to say sorry directly to him.
The students soon started to applaud once the shock had passed (or in this case Riddle Me Think made them to) and Louise began to rethink about her erratic and uncontrollable familiar.
He was strong and could do anything he pleased to which she liked and was scared of, it was as if he had to much power, and she had no means of controlling it most of the time.
So what did that make her?
Arthur's notes:
I must say that this is my more finer work, just because I get to express my inner toon like thoughts
And if most of this dose not make a lick of since, don't worry it's meant to be that way
I'm mostly making this for the people that miss this kind of comedy (even if I may not be good at it myself)
So if any of you would like to submit any wacky ideas to this please tell me, I'd would love to use them for who knows when I'll run out of ideas