The Survival In Europe (Invader Zim Style!)

Chapter One: The Plane

Announcer: Hello people that are watching this show right now! Today we are with some people that think they will survive living in Europe for a month! Let's meet our contestants! Zim!

Zim: The ALMIGHTY ZIM WILL BEAT YOU FILTHY WORM BABIES!

Announcer: Okay then. Our next contestant is Dib!

Dib: I will beat you Zim! In these 30 days you will die and I will win! I WILL WIN!

Announcer: Next is Gaz….

Gaz: (Gaz looked up from her game slave) I don't care. An all I know is that im going to win! Now leave me alone! (Gaz started playing her game slave again)

Announcer: Weird….. Next is Gir! It's an Honor to have him here because he skipped dancing with the pigs for this!

Gir: HIII I LIKE PIGGY'S! I'M GOING TO WIN FASTER THEN YOU CAN SAY BACON! (Gir takes out a bag of bacon and starts eating.

Announcer: I have over exaggerated about Gir! Next is Xan!

Xan: Hi and I think im going to- wait did I say think? I mean I know I will win!

Announcer: Okay and next is the tallest!

(The tallest come in on a little car)

Red: Hello humins.

Purple: It humans.

Red: I mean humans!

Announcer: I guess were now called Humins! Okay next is Kira!

Kira: All you losers can eat my dust cause im gonna win! Or my daddy, Zim, can win!

Announcer: Okay that's all our contestants! You will be filmed every second by our cameramen!

Cm: (waves)

Announcer: (Walks up to the cameraman and says) Remind me to retire from this job.

Cm: But your only 28?

Announcer: I DON'T CARE! Now everyone get on the plane!

Everyone got in the airplane slowly except for Gir who ran, then did a flip into the airplane, then walked slowly to his seat. Everyone went in their seats. Dib had nowhere else to sit so he went next to Xan.

Dib: If you go anywhere near me I will… (Pulls alien laser gun hand cuffs out of his pockets) I will put these on you and it will kill you!

Xan: You got those from McDonalds didn't you?

Dib: (takes a long sigh then says) yes.

Xan: I think the food is more likely to kill me then those things!

Kira: (Laughs at dib) Uncle Dibbeh! You're such a dork!

Zim: (Laughs)

Gir: TACOS! TACOS! TACOS! GIR NEED TACOS! (Gir finds the waiter bell on top of him and keeps on pulling it screaming) I NEED TACOS AND BACON!

Red: I like lasers!
Purple: I like donuts!

Red: LASERs ARE BETTER THEN DONUTS!

Purple: NO! DONUTS ARE BETTER THEN LASERS!

Red and Purple start fighting. And Gir keeps on screaming, while everyone else is laughing at Dib.

Announcer: (Talks to The pilot, Mike) they are annoying!

Mike: Why don't you go use the sleeping gas in the back?

Announcer: Why do you have sleeping gas?

Mike: Passengers get really annoying!

Announcer: Okay…

The announcer went and used the sleeping gas. By 5 minutes everyone was asleep. Then the announcer came back.

Announcer: There sound asleep.

Mike: It was easy right?

Announcer: yes but for Gir it didn't work on him so I hit him in the head with sleeping gas container.

Mike: Okay then…..

Announcer: Well im going to sleep!