This I not to be taken seriously this is a joke. And I don't hate Zuko, actually I friggin love him!!

Oh and I don't own Avatar the Last Airbender…. If I did I would've made Zuko Kataras Sex slave.

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How to piss off Zuko

1. Tell him he's hot….literally

2. Sing the song Confessions of a Broken Heart by Lindsay Lohan but change the words from "daughter to father" to "Zuko to Ozai" infron of him.

3. Hold Iroh hostage in the Fire Nation and when he rescues him accuse him of breaking his exile then tell Lord Ozai. (only works from seasons 1-2)

4. Tell him that Toph told you, that Haru has a secret crush on him

5. And that Haru wants Zuko to stroke his moustache.

6. Ask him why he is so AANGsty and AANGry

7. Make him read slash fanfictions about him and Sokka.

8. Make him listen to the Basco Brothers sing.

9. When Dantes solo comes on ask him if he sounds familiar.

10. Make him to meet your good friend Jake Long and say he likes dragons too.

11. Ask him if he is a vampire because he has pale skin, gold eyes and dazzles me.

12. Then throw garlic bread at him and scream "DIE DIE DIE!!"

13. Then ask him if he knows Edward Cullen.

14. Tell him you think he is a sex god.

15. Put up his name, picture and address on a dating scroll thingy.

16. When he is sparring with Katara scream "WOW YOU SUCH A POWERFUL BENDER!!!"

17. Tell him that Mai is an emo physco bitch and that she slits herself everytime he kisses her.

18. Make him watch Avatar the abridged series on youtube.

19. When "Zuko" comes on tell him that he really sounds like him.

20. Tell him Toph knows that he gets an erection whenever he sees Katara

21. Tell him his name means fanny licker.

22. Make him watch Puppet Benders

23. When he is having an argument with Aang scream at him and says "Hey! Respect your elders don't forget he is you great grand father"

24. Make him tell Aang that he is the 112 year old virgin.

25. Shove Momo down his pants.

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Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I loved writing it!!! Hope you had a few laughs and if you didn't well…… you can die in a sewer for all I care. Just joking hehehehe

-momorifically fierce-