A/N: There it is. Popped into my head a couple days ago, and promptly refused to leave until I wrote it down. Obvious Quick, with light mentions of Tike, Brittana, Finchel, Samcedes, and Klaine (if you squint and think like me). I own nothing. Thumbs up to anyone who catches the multiple song references.
Quinn's cold.
It's the middle of winter, and Rachel Berry thought it would be a good idea for all of them to go holiday caroling. The singing wasn't what bothered Quinn. No, the part that was pissing the blonde off was that Rachel thought it would be a good idea to go in costume, like a competition. What the hell is joyous in the world when you're freezing your ass off in a dress that barely covers your upper thighs?
No matter what words came out of her mouth, Quinn did not feel like she was walking in a winter wonderland. She felt more like she was freezing her legs off in an ice storm. Rachel had Finn's jacket, so of course she could tell Quinn that she was "being silly about a little weather." Brit and Santana had each other to hold (so much for the Three Musketeers), and Tina got Mike's jacket, and Mercedes had Sam's jacket. So of course they could all look completely unbothered by the cold, while Quinn just got to freeze her fucking ass off because of Rachel Berry's stupid idea.
And then, she's not cold anymore. Because Puck's wrapping his letterman's jacket around her shoulders and brushing his lips against her neck, and suddenly, Quinn is very, very warm.
Quinn's hot.
It's the hottest day of the summer, and Santana thought it would be a good idea to throw a pool party. When the other two Musketeers had proposed the idea to her, Quinn hadn't objected, because San's parties were always a blast. Now, though, Quinn is disgustingly hot, and she objects quite forcefully to the sticky amount of sweat that has gathered on her bikini-clad body.
Sure, there's a pool right next to where she's talking to Artie, but no one else is in it. And maybe that's shallow of her, but Quinn feels insecure about going into it without any of the others. Artie can't, not really, and Santana and Brittany are having a water balloon fight with Sam and Mercedes, and Finn, Mike, and Blaine are running around with water guns, trying to hose down Rachel, Tina, and Kurt, and Puck is hell knows where. So now she's standing around here sweating because she doesn't want to swim alone.
And then, she's not hot anymore. Because someone has wrapped his strong arms around her waist and has jumped into the pool, taking her with him. And when she surfaces, Puck's arms are still around her and he's pressing smile lips against her neck, and suddenly, Quinn is very, very cool.