Just a bit of humor for your enjoyment! :)


"Lovely landing, Anakin. Yet another fine demonstration of how to crash with style..."

"Should I eject you before we land next time?"

"Why don't I just pilot the ship next time... now there's an idea..."

"Because you hate flying. That's why."

"I also hate crashing."

"Well if you weren't yelling at me the whole time, maybe I could've landed us safely and -"

"I was telling you how to land the ship!"

"I KNOW HOW TO LAND THE SHIP!"

"Clearly!"

"What would you have done differently?!"

"Made an actual landing!"

"HOW!"

"In the clearing about fifty yards to our left!"

"That might have been useful information at the time!"

"What, exactly, do you think I was yelling at you, Anakin?"

"Oh..."

*SIGH* "Blast it all... just get me down from here..."

"How did you end up up there anyway?"

"You missed the clearing, hence the trees."

"But how'd you get out of the ship? It had a roof..."

"When you made that superb landing, the ejection mechanism must have been triggered. I flew into this tree while you successfully uprooted the rest of them."

"Don't be smart..."

"One of us has to. Now help me out of this mess... wait, Anakin, what are you - OOF!"

"Nice landing, master."

*sigh*


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