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Wedge
Friend of the bride and groom
Well, you guys…what can I say? Princess Leia and Han Solo getting married? Who'd a thunk it? The wedding was beautiful though with hardly any incidents. Which reminds me, sorry I invited Wes. He didn't tell me he was bringing someone with him, how was I to know? Oh well. Live and learn. Leia you looked very pretty but Han, what was with the cummerbund? At least I think that's what they're called. Seriously and that tie they made me wear? I thought I was going to- oh wait Luke's pushing me now. Something about moving or he'll use his lightsaber to 'popsicle' me. Well, two can play at that game.
Luke
Best Man
Finally got Wedge away, I think he's had a bit too much to drink 'coz he threatened to strangle me with my 'cummabun' or something. Anyway, Leia you looked beautiful and everything was relatively 'hitch-less' like you wanted. All except for that guest that Wes brought, I think. Was she trying to pick the cake up or….never mind. Han, you looked very respectable in that suit (ha ha) and I was really impressed when both of you managed to keep a straight face during Dodonna's 'I have watched this couple flourish' speech. I can't say the same thing for me. Or Wes. Or for some reason, that girl he was with. She seemed to find it hilarious. By the time she stopped laughing, all of the guests were staring at her. I hope my speech was alright. It probably would have been better if the rogues would have refrained from cheering after every sentence. If I ever get married, remind me not to invite them, okay? Or at least make sure that I don't have an open bar.
Wes
Friend to all
The wedding was nice, the food was awesome and the booze was free! What more can you ask for? Oh, and I'll just take this opportunity to apologize for Starla. I didn't think she'd be quite so rowdy. And I really didn't expect her to try and eat an entire 4 tiered cake in one mouthful. I mean, the bet was within 5 minutes so she didn't have to go quite that far which makes me think that she was just a wee bit drunk.
Anyways hope you guys have a long and lasting marriage. I still can't get over the fact that Han Solo is married and even more to Princess Leia! I mean, Leia you could do so much better. Especially if you'd accepted my proposal although I know the timing of it wasn't great. It's just that you looked so pretty while you were saying your vows.
Mon Mothma
Colleague and friend to bride
Greetings, Leia and Han. I enjoyed the wedding thoroughly and you two looked very much in love. I dream of the day when a man looks at me like that, Leia. I think that the two of you will be very happy together and I wish you all the best. The whole day was perfect all except for that little friend that Jansen brought along. Don't worry though; I'm going to take care of it. She won't be crashing any other people's weddings' anytime soon.