The Day House was Nice 2: The Sequel

I don't own House MD or anything I make fun of. I do own my character that is the patient.

House is scarringly nice, again. But this time, he has a patient. PLEASE DON'T SUE IF THIS STORY CAUSES YOU MENTAL SCARRINGS, HEART ATTACKS, OR ANY OTHER MEDICAL PROBLEMS!!!

It was a cloudy day out, House's team had a patient that House brought in. The rest of the team were going to kill House, since apparently, he was once again... nice. Their patient is a fifteen-year-old girl who came in the clinic with chest, back, and leg pains that no other doctors can figure out, she had an absent seizure and she was admitted in the hospital.

House went into the patients room, saying:

"Hi, patient! My name is House, what's your name?"

"Rikki, dumbass. You're the one who admitted me here in the first place and looked at my files." The patient, Rikki, replied.

"Now that wasn't very nice. Do you need a hug?" House asked.

House walked over to Rikki, hugging her, singing:

"I love you, you love me. Let's be friends and I'll hug my patients, with no Vicodin and a hug and kiss from me to you... Won't you say you love me too?"

"Get the hell off of me!" Rikki yelled.

"Oh, you need another song!" House stated, hugging tighter.

"Dear God... No..." Rikki whimpered.

"My Little Patients! My Little Patients! How will I cure them today? Today is so happy, and so very colorful! I just want to sing even more!" House started.

Rikki looked out the window, thinking: 'I wonder if a jump from the second floor would kill me...'.

"Now are you feeling special?" House asked.

Rikki twitched, crying a little.

"Oh, look at you! You're crying tears of happiness!" House cheered. "I'm going to sing again!"

"Oh... my God..." Rikki cried. "How can it get any worser?"

House took a deep breath, and sung:

"I'm a Happy Boy! All filled with joy! Life is fantastic, It's Vicodin-free magic! I'm so very happy! It may scar most people! Imagination, it's my Vicodin-free creation!"

"Where's Dr. Chase, Dr. Cameron, Dr. Wilson and Dr. Taub?" Rikki asked.

"I'll go get them!" House replied.

House skipped out of the room, saw Chase, Cameron, Wilson, and Taub walking towards him. He smiled and said:

"Our patient needs you all!" House said. "I made her feel all warm and fuzzy inside."

They peeked inside the room, seeing Rikki in fetal position in the corner rocking back and forth, whimpering:

"Corner make bad man go bye-bye, corner make bad man go bye-bye."

They looked at House and back at Rikki.

"Dear God... What did you to the patient?" Wilson asked

House smiled.

"I feel sorry for her." Taub said, looking at the smile.

"We need to get her to a MRI stat!" House said.

"House, why dare I ask?" Chase asked.

"To make sure her happy gland in her brain isn't malfunctioning!" House said.

"House, when your nice, you scare most people."

That's chapter one to this story! Review if still alive. :D