Happy Misunderstanding

Welp! I thought I lost this one the moment I deleted my tumblr, BUT GUESS WHAT! I found it in my facebook chat and decided to ... post it. But well, I did lost some pretty nice ideas to it. But that doesn't matter.

Because~~ I have a new idea again! Inspired frommmmm Man with a Mission's new song: Dead End in Tokyo. Though I am seriously thinking if I should write it, if I do though I think there might be multiple ships. To be honest, ever since that nasty reviewer forever commenting on smutty MA story I enjoy writing (which I have since deleted), I think I should stop writing smut cause I think my words are too callous and vulgar for the pure and innocent audience gracing . So.. no smut. Just writing for shit and giggles and because I want to.

Anyway, enough of rambles, this story.. mmmm, its lame and suppose to be funny.

Don't leave a review, cause I have a heart and ego that bruise easily.

Ivan's colleagues at work have been discussing an app called Tinder for quite some time now. And after coldly dismissing it as mere childish game, his curiosity finally got the better of him. Ivan downloaded Tinder on his phone and started setting up his profile. Maybe he can find some like-minded friends or maybe someone to share the bed with, well... who knows.

After ages of careful selection through his almost non-existent photo album, Ivan finally decided on a recent selfie of himself smugly smiling under the bright sunlight. It was a beautiful day, and Ivan thought the sun makes him look great in a picture, though to be honest, it's a little more on the menacing spectrum than the confident side.

Great! Ivan thought, he can't wait to finally start searching for a new friend. A bunch of pictures popped up on the screen. 'Okay Ivan' he thought to himself, 'This is easy, swipe left for pass, and swipe right for like.'

Pass. Pass. Like. A Chair really?, Pass. Pass. Like. Like.

But a particular picture halted his increasingly fast swiping. 'He looks so much like a girl. Wang.. Yao.. ' Ivan commented under his breath. His brows are raised as he scrutinize the gender and the details of the beautiful face in that picture. 'Doesn't hurt to try', Like.

A "MATCH" pops up indicating that the other party showed an interest in Ivan as well.

Ivan spare no time in initiating the conversation with this man that have piqued his interest, it's rare he admit, that he get to experience that legendary emotion of 'Love at First Sight.' Also not one to face his own emotions, Ivan ignored that nagging part of him to impress Yao, he decided to tease this person.

'Hey, are you a Dom or Sub guy? ' Ivan typed and send, his conversation box popped up on the screen.

'Hi, you have the most beautiful pair of eyes I have ever seen. Are they really purple? They are literally glittering under the sunlight!.' the other party started. Another conversation box immediately popped up soon after to answer Ivan's question 'Uhh.. I'm a Dom, I've never tried Sub before. Though I'm pretty open to that idea. '

'He. is. a. Dom.. he certainly doesn't look like one. Though... he would look good as my Sub.' Ivan snickered to that evil thought.

'Thank you for the compliment but they are actually blue. I can't tell you're a Dom though, do you wanna try being a Sub with me? I have the stuff here, you can see the colour of my eyes yourself :D!' Ivan continued.

'Hehe, sure. I'm pretty hungry anyway, and I would love to see your pretty eyes. Send me your address to this number, I'll be right there. xD!'

'Alright, can't wait to see you.'

'Me too!'

For the first time in his life, Ivan is so excited he had to scream into the pillow and hide his exhilaration. Calming down, Ivan hide the handcuffs and lube under the pillow, they can be easily reached if things gets heated up, he thought. He made a decision to be gentle, Yao look extremely attractive and he don't want to scare him off being a Sub for the first time.

A knock on the door indicate Yao's arrival and Ivan rushed out to the living room to let him in.

Opening the door, a short Asian man with a low ponytail looked up through his big glasses and gave a big innocuous smile. He is dressed in an army green trench coat and a backpack. He pushed up his glasses up before politely holding out a hand for Ivan to shake.

'Hi! I'm Wang Yao!' he introduced. 'Your eyes is really as beautiful as it is in the photo.' he continued coyly.

"I'm Ivan, come on in.' Ivan smiled, heart almost melting from the looks of this guy. 'He is so adorable it's really hard to see him as a Dom. But that's okay, that will change soon.' Ivan thought, trying to silence his palpitating heart before following after.

Yao trot into Ivan's lair in amazement. 'Wow, you have good taste in design.' he marveled, walking, observing and touching things around the living room like a kid so filled with wonder and astonishment with his surroundings

Ivan trailed after him, waiting for a chance to remind him about their original intention. His pants is getting a little tight and uncomfortable but he don't want to scare Yao off in case he changes his mind.

'Well, I'm an architect, maybe that's why.'

'Wow, you're amazing, I'm a computer software engineer. And damn, it always gets real busy.' he muttered with his back facing Ivan.

Ivan smiled a little shyly, blushing at the compliment, subconsciously, he scratch the back of his head.

Suddenly, Yao around to face Ivan and exclaimed excitedly 'Let's have it then! You told me that I can try Subways with you right? Well, normally I'm more of a Dom guy cause I have tons of vouchers and discounts for eating with Dominos. I mean, Subways don't provide delivery and I'm stuck in my office most of the time so I've never tried Sub before, I'm so excited.'

Ivan's jaw dropped to the floor, and he is stunned beyond words at the amount of denseness overflowing from Yao's words. His face paled and he suddenly felt sick in the stomach for the dirty things he wanted to do to Yao in his mind.

'Uhh..' Ivan pathetically managed after a few guilty-filled seconds.

'Are you okay?' Yao asked worriedly, moving forward and placing his palm on Ivan's forehead. 'Maybe we can try it another day, you look sick, you should get some rest.'

Ivan could feel his heart almost stopping at the touch, and then melt at Yao's worried features. He can't just throw this little guy out can he?. No, he definitely hope to see more of that inquisitive face again. Ivan raise his hands and pat on Yao's head. 'I'm alright, you said you want to try Subways right? Subways is only good if you eat it at their place. I'll treat you, so let's go.'

'Really? You will?' Yao widened his eyes, looking as though Ivan is the legendary saint sent by God himself for his salvation. His altruism is something Yao have never experience with any other people.

Reaching out for his wallet, Ivan opened it and showed Yao. 'Look, I even have enough for side dishes. Cookies and soup. You definitely be satisfied.' he smiled.

'Oh my god.' Yao's breath hitched and with a teary eye, he looked at Ivan and said 'Thanks. You're so nice.'

Ivan resisted his urge to pinch Yao's nose, but he did not resist grabbing Yao's wrist and headed out for the door. Yao might misunderstand his words, but at least he's glad this misunderstanding blessed him with a dinner partner. A very cute one that deserve some love from a big nasty guy like him.