Yes, I know, Weaselgirl0904 has 3 stories she didn't finish, she shouldn't be writing another story, she should be finishing the others….But I'm the sort of person, that once having an idea, can't think of anything else. I've seen like, so much mafia fan-pictures, and it just INSPIRED ME. Just to warn you IvanXYao fans, this is not one of those stories. I am faithful to my Yong-sooXYao fan-ness. I can NEVER write that pairing. Or never will. Yeah…Enjoy.

In a dark room in China, there was a middle-aged man, with graying hair and wrinkles on his face, kneeling to a still figure standing in front of him.

"Please, listen to me, it's not as bad as you think-" There was a swish, and in front of the neck of the man that spoke was a shining long sword.

"Speak excuses, and your head will roll. I shall ask the questions, you shall answer. Do I make myself clear?" Kiku asked coldly to the man kneeling in front of him, begging for his life. The nervous man nodded quickly, and said,

"I-I didn't want to do it, honest to god, I swear-" Kiku's sword edged closer to the neck, stopping the man mid-talk.

"What a pity I don't believe in god. Now just tell me who else was involved in this." The man could see that there was no sympathy in Kiku's eyes, and swallowed hard.

"T…There….there was no one else involved. Just me, and what I thought best for the government." The man tightened his grip in his hands. Kiku said,

"Is that your answer? Too bad, I think your neck would have liked to say attached longer." Suddenly, the door to the room banged open, and in came Hong Kong.

"Kiku gege, the guards are coming up. I have the car outside the window." Then, Hong Kong's eyes landed on the kneeled man. "You don't have much time, and we don't have the equipment to kidnap." Kiku sighed, then said to the man,

"Well, I guess you could have lived longer if your guards haven't acted. Don't worry though. We'll find your co-workers. And they'll all die." With a quick swing, there was a heavy thud, and the red liquid stained the luxurious carpet. Then, the two Asians opened the big window, and jumped off of the 4th floor. They landed on a small black car, and amazingly enough, the car was not harmed in any way. The two got off of the roof of the car, went into the car, and drove away. They heard the loud voices of the Russian guards announcing that the man was dead.

"So, as you see in this slide, the Russian vice-president of treasury was found with his head detached from his body at 11 o'clock yesterday night. Let us all congratulate Kiku on his fine job of assassinating the man that we needed information out of, and came back without any." Yong-soo said, glaring at Kiku.

The 6 Asian countries were in the dark oval meeting room. There was Kiku, the number 1 assassin, sitting in one of the chairs in the oval desk in the room. There was Hong Kong, Kiku's back up, bodyguard, and explosives expert. There was Taiwan, with her amazing disguise abilities, used as a spy. There was Vietnam, who was usually Taiwan's bodyguard, but since she was the best cook, she also made food for everyone when she's in a good enough mood and everyone's gathered. There was Thailand, who was not in the meeting room. He had nothing to do with the assassination, and was therefore, not needed. He was the mechanic, and made/invented guns and other weapons. He fixed things too. There was China, Wang Yao. The leader of the mafia. Yong-soo was the odd one. He was never assigned to kill, but he was always allowed to participate in meetings. He always practices shooting, hoping for the day to become another assassin, but Yao had never made any announcements of anything like that. So for now, Yong-soo took care of the background/profiles of their targets, searching the target grounds, and locating the target. He also was the presenter for the meetings, and made the slideshows for the meetings.

Yong-soo usually found everything Kiku did full of flaws, and was nagging at Kiku for killing the man. "I mean, I can just see from the looks of him that he's one of those men that will tell the information with a little rip here, and a little broken bones there. Did you think of bringing him here?" The other Asians could see Kiku did not enjoy getting lectured at Yong-soo.

"In fact, I have. But we did not have the equipment, nor did we have the-" Kiku irritably said, but Yong-soo cut him off, saying,

"Your MISSION, was to gather the information, THEN kill him. You only fulfilled half of it. So, it's only 50% done. And a 50% is not a passing grade. That means, Kiku, if you do not understand, you have FAILED your mission. I think I heard somewhere that if your ancient samurais failed their mission, they did this suicide ritual thing. Do you still have the tradition?" Yong-soo asked hopefully. Kiku stood up from the anger. He will not be humiliated as such.

"You speak of it as if I have not tried. I, if you have forgotten, am in a higher rank then you, Yong-soo. I will not be spoken to as such. You, a lower rank who have never even killed anyone, should shut it." Yong-soo stepped closer to Kiku.

"Shut it? Try shutting me up, Mr. Assassin. I think that will be a hard thing to do unless you kill me. And did you forget that I have a much higher military power then you?" Yong-soo said. That spread the oil in the fire. Kiku stepped closer and gripped Yong-soo by the collar of his shirt.

"Settle down." The two nations turned to Yao. Yao was glaring at the two of them. "Kiku, sit back down in your seat, and Yong-soo, finish the presentation. And do stop poking at Kiku. Kiku, do not worry about the mission. Yong-soo can find the target without any information at all." Kiku bowed to Yao, and said,

"Yes, boss."

"Alright, Hyung-nim. Well, so….what was I talking about again? Oh right, so the dude's dead, and Kiku doesn't have any leads…Umm, so the Russian government was shocked at the killing. They don't know who the murderers are yet –those stupid guys, if only they had as much technology as ours- and are looking for them right now. As we know already, the dude that's dead now has made a serious crime of getting into Hyung-nim's finance bank and stealing some-lots-a-numbers of money, and, at the same time as we lost it, Russians suddenly gained a lot. I don't think the Russian government knows about this, but some stupid financially-greedy Russian people gave more money to their country, and I believe they either did it because they didn't want their country to be poor, or, the criminals work for the Russian government, and hope that with the extra cash, their work salaries would rise. Either way," Yong-soo smiled in a creepy way, "They aren't going to be living much longer. We have found a criminal, who was part of the Russian government, as I said, the vice-president of the treasury, and that confirmed it was the Russian's doing. Now, we, -or at least I do- think that there were accomplices. The only guy we found so far is dead, so we don't know for sure who else was involved. There are a few suspects, including the-guy-that's-dead-'s brother, and a Chinese/Russian person who is one of the person who works in Hyung-nim's banks." Yong-soo scanned the room, looking at his sibling's faces.

"How many accomplices do you think there are, Yong-soo?" Yao asked him. Yong-soo grinned slyly, and said,

"It's only my guess, but I believe 3 people. And one of them has to be a spy working for you, Hyung-nim."

"Alright then." Yao said. Then, he stood up, and the lights automatically lit up. "There are 3 accomplices working. Yong-soo has confirmed to me that his guesses are never wrong. Taiwan, go to my bank as a worker and take a few weeks meeting all the workers that are likely to be the spy. Vietnam, you do not have to follow her, but you may do so if you wish, or if Taiwan would like you to. Kiku and Hong Kong, get ready to go to Russia. Practice shooting and using your katana with your hands after they have been dipped in a pool of water with ice floating in it. It will help you with your aim once you are in Russia. Yong-soo, investigate who the targets will be, and what the target ground looks like. And give my bank floor maps to Taiwan. She will need to memorize the way if she needs to look like a worker there. That will be all. I'll expect Taiwan to be working as a part of my bank as of tomorrow, and Yong-soo to give her the map and make an employee form for her, and Kiku and Hong Kong to be practicing." Then, Yao left. The 5 Asians watched him leave, then sat back, relaxing.

"Aah, I'm glad I don't have to kill. It's such a messy job. Oh, I hate getting dressed up as a banker. I'll have to wear glasses and a suit for women. Those are so stuffy." Taiwan complained. Yong-soo hummed a tune, while plugging his laptop, which was used for the presentation, out from the wall. Then, he was walking towards the door. "Where are you going, Yong-soo? To your lab? I'll go with you. I need the map. I'll have to memorize the whole building in less than 24 hours." Taiwan said to Yong-soo. Yong-soo turned to Taiwan and smiled.

"Oh, I should go to my lab, but I kinda wanted to do shooting practice first. I have to keep practicing so that Hyung-nim can promote me to an assassin! When he does, I want the most efficient one Thailand can make, no matter the price! I'll tell my Korean lab workers to do it, and I'll print it out and give it to you at lunch. Vietnam, will you be making lunch today?" Yong-soo asked Vietnam. Vietnam gave Yong-soo a long look. Yong-soo gave her a puppy face. Vietnam sighed, then said,

"I'll see what I can make. But I am not cleaning the dishes today." Yong-soo jumped with joy.

"Yay! Vietnam, you are such a kind person! I'll clean the dishes for you. But really, Thailand should make a dishwasher for us. He said he'd do it, and he didn't do it for…2 years now! Honestly…Well, I'm ganna go kill some cardboard targets." And Yong-soo left the room. After he left, the other 4 Asians in the room exchanged smiles. In the mafia, the only one who can continue the job of blood and illegal actions with such a carefree attitude and an innocent smile was Yong-soo. Not even Kiku could hate him for long.

Did you notice that it's not just the east asia? I'm so proud of myself for writing the other two. But since not much is known about them, I'm not sure I got Vietnam's character right….oh well. I didn't really want to make Russia bad, sorry Russians, but I had to make SOME country the bad side. Well, the Asians aren't really good either, but, I'm always on the Asian's side. And, MAFIA, what a fun category. Such a depressing subject. But it seemed very fun to write. Of course, bloody or not, there has to be a sprinkle of love in it. I'm not really thinking of Yong-sooXYao for this story though….no real specific pairings….if you want a specific pairing, then pm, or review to me what pairings you would like. And stealing money, the crime since, like, forever. It's a boring crime, really, but just deal with it! XD I am sorry if you did not like this and wanted to read another story of mine. Oh, in the poll in my profile, there was a very funny vote. A person actually voted "China/Japan is too good for Korea!" To the person that voted that, you have no idea how much I laughed at that vote. You voted that, when in my profile, I go all obsessed at Yong-soo? I mean, I just put it there for fun. Now, someone has to go there and vote "Korea is perfect by himself!" just to even it out. It was hilarious, to me. That just proves, I'm patriotic, and THAT'S the main reason I like Yong-soo, and not that I love Yong-soo's character. I do, but not as much as my love for S. Korea. Thank you for reading.

Hyung-nim- the most respective way of saying 'older brother'.

Gege- I'm not Chinese, but I do believe it's 'brother' in Chinese.

Is it just me, or was it weird that Thailand can make/fix/invent guns/weapons, but can't make a dishwasher?