Disclaimer I do not own Batman.
Batman emerged from from the warehouse carrying the Joker who most likely had his hands broken which the GCPD would accept as police brutality but since it was the Joker no one would care. Batman set him down in front of Commissioner Gorden then he turned and headed back into the warehouse. Several men and Detective Harvey Bullock went in after him to retrieve Harley Quinn and the goons while the rest kept their guns aimed at Joker.
"Oh Jimmy boy you taking me to Arkham my home away from home!" laughed the Joker.
"Shut up!" yelled a new recruit.
"I'm going to kill you first!" laughed the joker.
"I said shut up!" yelled the recruit.
"I'm going to rip out your tongue roll it around in my laughing gas then shove it up your ass I want to see how long it takes!" giggled the Joker.
"The new recruit paled then backed away. Joker started laughing.
"New record Jim old boy he lasted longer then most, you know what I promise never to kill you" laughed the Joker.
"Please be quite Joker!" sighed Gorden.
The Joker stopped talking as Bullock and the men returned with Harley and the goons. Harley looked like she had been ran over by a car, while her men had broken jaws and broken arms. They gathered up all the criminals and loaded them up. No one had seen Batman leave and they were ok with it.
"What happened to Quinn?" asked the new recruit.
"Joker happened" said a female cop.
"No I mean how did she get all beat up like that?" asked the new recruit.
"Like I said Joker happened" said the female cop.
A few days later. Arkham Ayslum.
Harley Quinn was led shackled and at gun point to the new therapists office. The lady's name was Violet Rora. She was a thick native American women. Harley was placed in a chair then strapped to it. The guards then left to wait outside the door.
"Hello Harley I'm Doctor Rora (roar aa) it is nice to finally meet you" said Dr. Rora.
"Can I go now?" asked Harley.
"No you just got here" said Dr. Rora
"Aw man!" moaned Harley.
"I would like to know how you got your bruises" said Dr. Rora.
Harley reached for her left eye which intrigued Dr. Rora as she had been talking about her right eye. She also noticed that Harley was unconsciously doing.
"Oh you know just a small tussle with the B man" said Harley playing it off.
"The B man?" asked Dr. Rora.
"Bats?, The flying Pig?, Batsy?, Mr. Frowny face?, Mr. Tall, dark and spooky?" asked Harley.
"Sorry no clue" said Dr. Rora.
"Really! I'm talking about Batman, oh for Pete's sack!" said Harley.
"Hm so your saying Batman broke your wrist, gave you a black eye, fractured your pelvis, dislocated your shoulder, is the causes of you 32 cuts and bruises and the 2 fractured ribs?" and Dr. Rora.
"Oh it's just a love tap!" said Harley.
"Really a love tap" stated Dr. Rora.
"Yeah Bats don't play nice" said Harley.
"Has Batman ever taken you against your will?" asked Dr. Rora.
"All the time I never want to end up in Arkham" said Harley.
"No I mean has he ever had his way with you?" asked Dr. Rora.
"What?" asked Harley confused.
"Has Batman Ever Raped You!, forced you to have sex with him!" demanded Dr. Rora.
"No!, Why would ask that! everyone knows Batman is Cat's territory oh and that Bimbo Talia's" said Harley.
"So Batman has never even suggested your freedom for sex?" asked Dr. Rora.
"No! Jeez your thick headed, Bats ain't that kind of man if he even is one, Bat's see the world in two ways, the innocent and the guilty, croc is innocent, Red is guilty" said Harley.
"Who are Croc and Red?" asked Dr. Rora.
"Red is Ivy you know Poison Ivy, and Croc are you for real?, Croc is Killer Croc or as he prefers Waylon Jones with a major ichthyosis condition, yes I used a big words I was a doctor to Doc!" said Harley.
"...em Why do you say Killer Croc is good?" asked Dr. Rora.
"I don't know, you need to ask Crocky cause that's between him the B man" said Harley.
"Who is this Talia women you dislike so much?" asked Dr. Rora.
"Batman's baby mommy" said Harley.
"Excuse me!" said Dr. Rora.'
"What?" asked Harley.
"Are you saying Batman has had a child with a villein?" asked Dr. Rora.
"No she's not a villain, she's a thousand year old or so eco terrorist who trained to be an assassin" said Harley.
Dr. Rora mouth dropped as Harley had said that without laughing or cracking smile.
"Ya ya your serious?" asked Dr. Rora.
Harley looked around the room confused.
"Yeah?" said Harley
"And Batman has a child with her?" asked Dr. Rora.
"Yes" said Harley.
"So why do you think Catwomen deserves him?" asked Dr. Rora.
"Because Batman is always driven mad by her, she always gets away" said Harley.
"Interesting, well it looks like our session is done for the day" said Dr. Rora.
"Already that was fast!" said Harley.
The guards came in and escorted Harley out. Dr. Rora stopped another guard to ask a question or two.
"Could you ask the Warden for me why Batman or Catwomen are not locked up in here as well?" asked Dr. Rora.
"That's a stupid ass question lady but sure" Said the guard.
"Excuse me!" said Dr. Rora.
"Just saying, it's like asking if Superman's from another planet" said the guard.
"Do you honestly believe that?" demanded Dr. Rora.
"Just like I believe Wonder Women is the Goddess of War" said the guard.
"What ever just go get me those answers!" said Dr. Rora.