It was an ordinary evening in the Smash Mansion, Mario was arguing with Bowser, Kirby was probably eating, Sonic was being a douchebag and everyone else was just doing their own damn thing.
"WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS!" It was…...Ganondorf! He had walked into the kitchen with a bag from Hot Topic, where he got his new bottle of black nail polish.
"UGH, GANONDORF STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! said Dark Pit. "Son, I've told you a million times, just call me Dad" Ganondorf smiled at his step-son. "UGH, Dad you're such an ASS" said Dark Pit in his slight jersey accent. It was fucking sexy, or at least that's what Princess Peach thought as she watched the two emos argue from around the corner.
"Stop arguing you two!" Palutena scolded them as she walked in.
"Yeah Pittoo, don't be so rude!" Pit said as he walked in with the goddess.
"UGH I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY!" screamed Dark Pit. He fixed his Slipknot shirt and walked away, only to see Peach at the corner.
"U-um, Konnichiwa K-Kuro-senpai" Peach whispered shyly.
"Fuck off you weeaboo!" the edgy angel shouted, wow rude.
"Shit" said Peach. Her plan to get her crush to notice her had failed miserably…."This isn't like the animes at all!" she cried to herself. She went back to her room to come up with a new plan. What if Pittoo-sama is just a tsundere? thought Peach. I have to get closer to him somehow, she thought. She had brilliant idea, "I'll have to impress him! But how?" she pondered. Then it hit her, "I know, I'll take over the entire shopping district! "she cackled manically.
Palutena woke up to a bright and sunny day, but there was nothing to do! She had watched all of her infomercials and soap operas on her goddess TV last night anyways. Hmm, I guess I could go see what new gadgets they have at the store she thought. "PIT!" She screamed "WE'RE GOING TO BED BATH AND BEYOND!"
They walked up to the store, but something was different, instead of snuggies there were body pillows! Instead of that distinct Bed Bath and Beyond smell it smelt like cherry blossoms! And most of all, there was POCKY instead of the weird knockoff candy!
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! WHERE ARE THE SNUGGIES! WHERE ARE THE SHAMWOWS! WHERE ARE ALL THE FUSHIJI BALLS! WHERE THE FUCK IS ADAM SANDLER AND HIS BLUE CLICK REMOTE!" Lady Palutena screamed bloody murder.
Rosalina, Lucas and Meta Knight all rose from a pile of anime blankets. "We don't know what happened... Where are the fucking snuggies!" they cried. "Hey I found a Fushiji ball!" Pit pointed at Meta Knight.
"I'll help you guys... soon" Palutena said softly. "PEACH I KNOW YOU DID THIS YOU FUCKER" she screamed as she ran up to the main office of her favorite store. She was stopped suddenly by Ryu and Roy.
"What business do you have here, miss?" Ryu said with his bara tiddies bulging. It was fucking intimidating.
"U-um nothing have a nice day!" Palutena yelped even though she was a fucking goddess and could probably wipe Ryu off the face of the earth but Master Hand took most of her powers away for 'safety reasons'! The fucking nerve!
"It seems like I'll need an army to take down Peach…" She grabbed Pit by the shoulder and called her army. They all came to her rescue and were confused. "Why are we at an anime convention?" they all asked. "Listen... I need you useless fuckers to take down Peach" said the goddess."But….we like anime!" the army said all at once."Haha yeah, Naruto is pretty good..." Pit confessed.
"YOU'RE ALL USELESS!" Palutena shouted. She grabbed Pit by the shoulder again "Pit…...I need you to…..bring me the memes."
"The memes?" Pit asked, clearly confused.
"You know….everyone else who shops here." she responded.
"OHHHHHHHHH, I gotcha!" Pit said. "Bring them all to the meeting room in the Smash Mansion, I'll meet you there." Palutena then granted Pit the power of flight and he flew away.
-two hours later-
Pit had gathered all of the 'memes' he could find into the Smash Meeting Room. Among the them were Shulk, Dedede, Villager,and the assist trophy Waluigi. Okay everyone's here! Pit thought to himself proudly.
"Uh, why are we all here, mate?" Shulk asked in that sexy British accent, damn son.
"Wah!" Waluigi said in response, because that was the only thing he could say apparently. Palutena suddenly warped in. "There's a reason all of you are standing here today... its because…..my beloved Bed Bath and Beyond has turned into an anime convention!" she cried. All of the 'memes' gasped, except Waluigi, he wah'ed. "I need all of your help in order to save Bed Bath and Beyond from the weeaboos!" she continued.
"Okay, I'll join!" Shulk said,
"Me too!" Villager responded,
"I'll join…..IF…." Dedede started,
"If what?" Palutena asked.
"Let me into your snuggie club woman!" he answered.
Rosalina and Meta Knight gasped from the distance, they had escaped from the anime blanket hell it seemed. "Don't fucking do it Palutena, you know what happened last time!" they whispered to her harshly.
"Ugh….." Palutena groaned….she didn't want to let Dedede into the exclusive snuggie club, but she needed all the help she could get "You can join if you wear a REAL snuggie, not your robe backwards." she stated. "Good enough for me! I'm in!" Dedede responded.
"Well I guess that means everyone is in then!" Pit said happily. "Yes, together we can take back our store!" Palutena replied.
The new group rejoiced, but unknown to them, someone was watching. "Ugh, what are those peasants doing?" a voice from the shadows said to himself. "Whatever, I have my own group to be concerned with." The shadow smirked to himself and then disappeared.
Today was the birth of the Meme Team, and nothing was EVER the same.
CHAPTER ONE END!
Holy shit, this is probably my first fic ever and its a crack fic. Wow. Also this is a collab between me and my friend! Obviously, everyone in the story is going to be OOC, and for clarification, Villager is the pink alt. color in this fic. Well that's all I gotta say for now, except chapter 2 is on its way and it goes into the weeaboos lives! see ya.