Robot Chicken: When KITT and Christine Collide
Summary: This is what happens when you send FLAG's top car to battle Stephen King's killer car.
Scene: Inside KITT driving through highway. Michael is driving. Camera shot on KITT's motherboard/LED.
KITT: Michael, we're getting a call from Mr. Miles.
Michael: Okay, KITT. Bring him on speaker. (KITT gives off a couple of beeps before Miles' voice came up.)
Miles (through speaker): Michael, KITT, I have an important mission for you. There's trouble in a town in Detroit. A Dennis Guilder and his fiancée Leigh Cabot are being hunted down by a killer they know.
Michael: Who is he?
Miles: Actually, it is a she. The killer is a car possessed by the devil himself. She calls herself Christine. I'm certain KITT will handle her.
KITT: I'll do my very best, sir.
Michael (in disbelief): Cars possessed by demons? What is this world coming to?
Scene Change: Dennis and Leigh places a steel bar to lock the doors of a large warehouse and run back as something from the other side of the doors crashes into them to bust out. The steel doors hold, of course.
Leigh (scared out of her wits): Oh, I hope they send someone who can stop her soon.
Dennis (trying to calm her down): Don't worry, they will. We just have to hold her in there until then. (Screams like a little girl as Christine beeps at them from inside the warehouse. KITT then drives up to them and stops. Michael then got out.)
Leigh: Oh, thank God you're here. I wasn't sure how much longer we could hold her.
Michael: Not to worry, Miss. (Pats KITT's hood) KITT will handle her.
Dennis: Yeah, fight fire with fire.
KITT: Actually, I plan to use a different method. See, there has to be a reason why she's killing people, and not because she's evil.
Dennis (annoyed): How the hell did he know I was going to say that?
Leigh (scolds Dennis): Dennis! (Turns to KITT) What do you plan to do?
KITT: First of all, what kind of car is she?
Leigh (confused): She's a 1958 Plymouth Fury. Why?
KITT: Ah, good. Fortunately, I can speak Fury. Allow me. (Drives over to locked door and starts revving his engine. Christine revs back. Cars rev to each other more for a short bit before stopping.)
Leigh: So what does she want?
KITT: Apparently, she wants something that her male drivers could never give her but I can. Just open the door for me, and I'll go in.
Dennis (freaking out): By yourself?
Michael (assuringly): Don't worry; he's handled things without me behind the wheel before. (Goes over to bar to lift it off)
Dennis (helps out): I have a bad feeling about this. (Men lift bar off and open door. Close-up of Christine while sexy saxophone music plays in background. Shot of the lights on KITT's grill going back and forth faster.)
KITT (nervously): Uh, you might want to lock the door behind me after I go in. If things don't go well, it is not going to be pretty.
Michael: Gotcha, KITT. (KITT drives into the warehouse, and Michael and Dennis closed the door behind him and locked it again with the steel bar.)
Scene Change: Dennis, Leigh, and Michael sat in a bench outside of the warehouse. Leigh starts to get nervous, and Dennis starts to get impatient.
Leigh (worried; to Michael): I'm starting to get worried about your car. Are you sure he'll be all right?
Michael (confident): Don't worry, Miss Cabot. KITT's a professional.
Dennis (impatiently): But they've been in there for an hour now!
Michael: Well, these things take time.
Leigh (curious): I wonder what they're doing in there…
Scene shifts quickly to inside the warehouse. KITT is doing Christine doggy style on a love bed large enough for the both of them, engines revving like crazy.
KITT (sex-crazy): Oh, yeah, baby! Take it all in there! You like it, don't ya! Oh, you bad girl!
Christine(hot female voice; sex-crazy): Oh, baby! Oh, yeah! Beep me good! Beep me in the exhaust!