Deidara: "Hey Itachi-sama, you wanna play goldfish?"
Itachi: "Why not? But let's though a twist and instead say 'Kasame' instead of 'goldfish' to confuse Kasame?" he says pointing to an annoying fish person (who quiet frankly ate plenty of my food and still owes me!)
Deidara: "ok!"
After cutting the deck (no not with a knife you morons!) and handing the cards out.
Deidara: "Itachi do you have a ….6?"
Itachi: "Kasame…"
Kasame: "what?"
Itachi: "No not you. Deidara do you have a queen?"
Deidara: "Kasame."
Kasame: "what!?"
Deidara: "Not you Kasame…Itachi do you have a 3?"
Itachi: "Kasame"
Kasame: "WHAT!?"
Itachi and Deidara in unison: "NOT YOU!!"
Kasame: "FINE I WON'T TALK TO YOU GUYS ANY MORE!!" He says walking over to the fish tank wisping his hands in the water stirring the fish inside.
Itachi: Blinking many times "Anyway….do you have a 3?"
Kasame: looking angrily over his shoulder, giving them the 'don't you dare say it' face.
Deidara: "Yes!!" he squeals annoyingly handing him the card.
Kasame: turns back to the fish tank.
Deidara: "DO you have a jack?"
Itachi: "yes"
Deidara: "A 4?"
Itachi: "yes."
Deidara: "How 'bout a 5?"
Itachi: "Kasame"
Kasame: "GAAHH!!" he says pouncing on the cards, chewing them up. Getting up, card bits in his teeth. He walks out of the room.
Deidara: "so ho wins?" looking at their cards, Deidara had more pairs.
Itachi: Walking out of the room muttering about the lack of sense fish have.
Next room….
Kasame: "Are you done already? I tough it would be longer…"
Itachi: Slap "I lost because of you!" spinning on his heals he walks away….
Kasame: "WHAAAAAA!!! TOBI ITACHI HIT ME!!" he whines running to Tobi, who of corse doesn't care.