Disclaimer: Kellie and Darry belong to me; the game "Donkey Kong" doesn't.
Author's Note: This is a very stupid story but I'm at my friend's house and she and Kellie were playing "Donkey Kong" and saying these really funny things so I had to write a story. It's not as funny as I wanted it to be but it's funny. I think.
Author's Note: This takes place during "Close Your Eyes"
"Don't Fall Jackass"
By SparkingDiamond
It was a normal night in Sunnydale; Buffy was out patrolling, Dawn was out with friends and Willow was out somewhere. Darry and her cousin Kellie were home alone.
Kellie was poking around in the house that she had now come to consider her own. She opened one of the cabinets by the T.V. She was pleased by what she saw: an old Super Nintendo system.
She took the system out of the cabinet and showed it to Darry. "Lookie what I found." She said.
Darry looked at the machine. "What is it?" She asked.
"A Nintendo system you idiot." Kellie snapped. "I'll hook it up to the T.V. and we can play." She suggested and carried the machine over to the television. She untangled the wires and hooked them up to the T.V.
Darry joined her cousin on the floor, who handed her a controller. "What are we playing?" Darry asked.
"Donkey Kong." Kellie answered and flicked the system on.
A fat monkey with a bowtie on came on the screen, hitting his chest with his fists. Kellie hit a button and a list of options came on the screen. Kellie hit a few buttons and the game started.
"You can be Donkey Kong and I'll be Diddy Kong." Kellie told her cousin as two monkeys came on the screen.
One monkey was fat and the other monkey was tiny with a red hat on.
"Which one am I?" Darry asked and hit one of the buttons on her controller. The fat monkey went forward and a blue beaver came onto the screen.
Darry hit another button and her monkey ran into the beaver; Kellie instantly jerked her hands backward and hit a button. Her little monkey turned around and walked off a cliff.
"Damn it!" Kellie yelled. She turned to her cousin. "Thanks a lot." She spat.
"What did I do?" Darry asked and hit a button that made Donkey Kong hit the beaver. The beaver vanished off the screen.
Kellie hit a button on her controller and Diddy Kong came back on, standing beside Donkey. "Okay, let's go." Kellie said.
The two monkeys walked across the screen; they came to a canyon that they had to jump over to get across.
Diddy hesitated as Kellie licked her lips, planning her next move. Darry hit a button and Donkey ran off the cliff.
"Don't give me that shit!" Darry yelled.
Kellie hit a button (Yelling, "Don't Fall Jackass!") that caused Diddy to jump and clear the gap. When he was on the other side, Donkey reappeared. In the sky, birds suddenly started to swarm them.
The birds spat coconuts at them. "You're really pissing me off, coconut throwing birds!" Kellie screamed.
The monkeys walked forward and fell into the ocean; they started swimming and sharks swam toward them.
Darry's monkey hit one of the sharks. "Bite me sharks, I dare you." She spat.
Diddy Kong began to twitch as one of the sharks took a bite out of him. "What the hell?" Darry asked.
Kellie started laughing. "He's on crack." She laughed. She began twitching like Diddy. "Crack has no side affects." She twitched.
Both Darry and Kellie were laughing so hard that they weren't paying attention to the game. The sharks attacked their monkeys and killed them. GAME OVER flashed across the screen.
Darry cursed and threw her controller at the T.V. "Fucking shit!" Kellie yelled.
Buffy walked in right as Kellie yelled. "What did you say?" Buffy asked, surprised.
Kellie frowned. "Spam." She answered.
Author's Note: This is a very stupid story but I'm at my friend's house and she and Kellie were playing "Donkey Kong" and saying these really funny things so I had to write a story. It's not as funny as I wanted it to be but it's funny. I think.
Author's Note: This takes place during "Close Your Eyes"
"Don't Fall Jackass"
By SparkingDiamond
It was a normal night in Sunnydale; Buffy was out patrolling, Dawn was out with friends and Willow was out somewhere. Darry and her cousin Kellie were home alone.
Kellie was poking around in the house that she had now come to consider her own. She opened one of the cabinets by the T.V. She was pleased by what she saw: an old Super Nintendo system.
She took the system out of the cabinet and showed it to Darry. "Lookie what I found." She said.
Darry looked at the machine. "What is it?" She asked.
"A Nintendo system you idiot." Kellie snapped. "I'll hook it up to the T.V. and we can play." She suggested and carried the machine over to the television. She untangled the wires and hooked them up to the T.V.
Darry joined her cousin on the floor, who handed her a controller. "What are we playing?" Darry asked.
"Donkey Kong." Kellie answered and flicked the system on.
A fat monkey with a bowtie on came on the screen, hitting his chest with his fists. Kellie hit a button and a list of options came on the screen. Kellie hit a few buttons and the game started.
"You can be Donkey Kong and I'll be Diddy Kong." Kellie told her cousin as two monkeys came on the screen.
One monkey was fat and the other monkey was tiny with a red hat on.
"Which one am I?" Darry asked and hit one of the buttons on her controller. The fat monkey went forward and a blue beaver came onto the screen.
Darry hit another button and her monkey ran into the beaver; Kellie instantly jerked her hands backward and hit a button. Her little monkey turned around and walked off a cliff.
"Damn it!" Kellie yelled. She turned to her cousin. "Thanks a lot." She spat.
"What did I do?" Darry asked and hit a button that made Donkey Kong hit the beaver. The beaver vanished off the screen.
Kellie hit a button on her controller and Diddy Kong came back on, standing beside Donkey. "Okay, let's go." Kellie said.
The two monkeys walked across the screen; they came to a canyon that they had to jump over to get across.
Diddy hesitated as Kellie licked her lips, planning her next move. Darry hit a button and Donkey ran off the cliff.
"Don't give me that shit!" Darry yelled.
Kellie hit a button (Yelling, "Don't Fall Jackass!") that caused Diddy to jump and clear the gap. When he was on the other side, Donkey reappeared. In the sky, birds suddenly started to swarm them.
The birds spat coconuts at them. "You're really pissing me off, coconut throwing birds!" Kellie screamed.
The monkeys walked forward and fell into the ocean; they started swimming and sharks swam toward them.
Darry's monkey hit one of the sharks. "Bite me sharks, I dare you." She spat.
Diddy Kong began to twitch as one of the sharks took a bite out of him. "What the hell?" Darry asked.
Kellie started laughing. "He's on crack." She laughed. She began twitching like Diddy. "Crack has no side affects." She twitched.
Both Darry and Kellie were laughing so hard that they weren't paying attention to the game. The sharks attacked their monkeys and killed them. GAME OVER flashed across the screen.
Darry cursed and threw her controller at the T.V. "Fucking shit!" Kellie yelled.
Buffy walked in right as Kellie yelled. "What did you say?" Buffy asked, surprised.
Kellie frowned. "Spam." She answered.