I do not own the Naruto universe. If I did, Sakura would get hit with more rocks. And maybe a truck.
Enjoy!
The ground was covered with snow as the three ninja walked outside.
"Woah! What is this stuff?" Naruto asked.
"Naruto do you really now know what snow looks like?" Sakura asked.
"Come to think of it, have either of you ever seen snow in the village?" Sasuke pointed out.
"Alright, are we only going to talk using only questions? This is stupid." Naruto said. Just then, a snowball flew out of a tree and hit Naruto in the back of the head.
"Squirrels really hate me…" Naruto mumbled.
"Not quite as much as Kakashi-sensei though. You really are an idiot," Sasuke said. "His head is sticking out of that tree over there." Naruto attacked the branches of the tree with thousands of snowballs. After being hit in the face with six more mysterious snowballs, Kakashi came out of the tree completely snow-free. Naruto hadn't managed to land a hit.
"You really suck, you know," Kakashi said.
"Why don't you hit someone else?" Naruto asked him. "Sakura's just as much of a sitting duck as I am!"
"Fine, have it your way." Kakashi pulled a snowball out of his pocket and threw it at Sakura, hitting her in the head. She collapsed.
"Wow, I didn't think Sakura was that weak," Sasuke mumbled.
"Oh, that one had a rock in it," Kakashi explained. "Actually, it was a rock, just covered with snow."
"What about Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"You know, I don't think I'm going to listening to you anymore." Naruto scowled and again tried to hit Kakashi with just one snowball. He attacked with several at once. He used shadow clones. He used just about every attack he knew. Not only did he miss, but he also managed to hit himself more than once. Ten minutes later, Naruto lay on the ground, exhausted.
"Hey Naruto," Kakashi said.
"Yeah?" Naruto groaned.
"I have some special training for you." He smirked.
"Oh boy! What is it? What is it? What is it?"
"Go hide in the forest. You need to practice, um, ah…hiding from enemies. Yeah, that's it."
"Okay!" Naruto ran off and was out of sight in a matter of seconds.
"C'mon Sasuke, let's go," Kakashi said, and started to walk off.
"But what about Sakura?" Sasuke asked, gesturing to the unconscious, pink-haired ninja laying several feet away.
"It's okay, we can leave her here," Kakashi answered, still walking. Sasuke protested.
"But, shouldn't we d-" he was cut off by being hit by a snowball. Actually, it was a rock, just covered with snow.
"And that makes all the complaining go away!" Kakashi said to himself, laughing, walking off, and leaving two ninja unconscious in the snow and one lost somewhere in the woods.