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The old tunic was slightly wrinkled and worn. It sat there in the basket. Just sat there. It seemed to be haunting him. I'M YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY, WASH MEEE, it seemed to say.
The Hero of Winds looked from left to right. The poor thing was standing there, in his boxers, hiding behind a palm tree. The tunic was his only proper clothing article,
stained with monster blood, dirt, dust, and other stuff he couldn't identify. In his entire three -month quest, he had never bothered to wash his tunic.
His STINKING, UGLY, STAINED, TACKY--
"Whatcha doin' there, Windy?"
Link froze. He peeked out from behind the palm tree. Komali was standing there.
"What do you WANT? I just wanna wash my clothes in peace!"
"Well, maybe, if you deliver something for me, I won't tell the entire Rito community that I saw you... In your underpants... Out in public."
" You have no proof!" Snarled Link.
Suddenly there was a SNAP, a flash of light, and an odd sound like an old printer. Komali triumphantly waved a pictograph in the air.
"Fine, what do you want?"
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Link grumbled. "Stupid Komali... Stupid pictograph... Stupid TUNIC!"
He glared in hatred at his T-Shirt like clothes. "YOU did this!"
He shook his head. He was riding in the old King of Red Lions. He was headed to freakin' Windfall Island, to deliver this freakin' coffee to this freakin' cafe lady. How was HE supposed to know Dragon Roost Island was a main supplier of Windfall's coffee? He thought all the caffiene in the area would have been banned when Medli came along... The freakin' hyper lady...
"Here we are," he muttered to himself as he climbed out the boat. And, ZOOOM!
Through the square, past Zunari's shop, up the stairs, through the door, and he SLAMMED the coffee jar on the counter.
"Umm, thanks?", said the cafe lady, slightly weirded out.
"You're welcome."
The cafe lady examined the label on the jar. "Rito Island Coffee? Oh, yeah... The prince blackmailed you, huh?"
"You have no idea." Replied Link.
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"Alright, I'm back.", Yelled Link. "Komaliiiii?"
Laughter could be heard echoing through the mail center.
Link headed down into the main hall. Komali stood there, amongst a crowd of giggling Ritos.
Realization dawned on Link. "You... told anyway..."
"Gotcha, suckaahhh!" Yelled Komali.
Link roared and glared at his tunic.
"Someday, tunic... SOMEDAY!"
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Um.. Yeah... That was kinda made up on the spur of the moment, in the middle of the night... It's now 11:41 PM so.. Yeah. Review please!