AN: I got this idea from somebody else's fanfic and I couldnt remember whose *blush*, though all these ideas are mine. So if it's your concept, sorry for not giving credit where it is due! Oh, and by the way, I don't own any of these characters or phrases...

Some phrases made interesting by substituting the word 'pants'...

"My pants is the fastest ever built!"
"May the pants be with you!"
"Why do I feel that we've picked up another pair of worthless pants?"
"You didn't tell him about the missing pants..."
"Anakin, meet Obi-Wan 'Pants' Kenobi."
"I'm so very proud of you, Ani. You have brought pants to those who have none!"
"I just happen to have this chance cube. Blue, you take the boy. Red, his pants!"
"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants."
"I have ten thousand Republican Pants."
"What, do you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?"
"Master, look! Destroyer pants!"
"I sense much pants in him."
"I call for a vote of no pants in Chancellor Velorum."
"His cells have the highest pants concentration ever seen!"
"I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die!"
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...pants!"
"Wesa great warriors! Wesa got a grand pants!"
"I am ready to face the pants!"
"But your majesty, be reasonable! they will force you to sign the pants!"

Hope y'all found that funny!
Jeashka...