The ratings for this is different compared to my other stories because it contains certain descriptions which left to the readers' imagination may be quite traumatizing to sensitive people and younglings. Rest assure the next one would be back to those kinds reeking with innocence…I hope…
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach and its characters but they belong to their respective owners!
Chapter 1 : Introduction to Kon
"Damn that Ichigo, leaving me behind…" I cursed in my hammy voice. "Neesan told us to hide till this thing blows over but nooo…..he has to play the hero and went directly into the lion's den to save her! Bah…yeah right…the hero… here to save the damsel in distress…are you sure Nee-san is the damsel and not you, ne Ichigo? Haha…Ichigo the damsel! That's a sight for sore eyes. It's a pity he doesn't have those lovely extra large boobs contained in pointy metal bras to go with…not to mention brains too…that idiot…never even thinking about poor little old me before dashing away? What about my own journey of self-discove-"
My self-pity and laments were cut short by the sound of Ichigo's door swinging open. Quickly, I laid down flat on my back, imitating the actions of a real teddy-bear. I hate this job! No one falls for a teddy bear in this era anymore. Although sometimes being a teddy bear do have its advantages, like that time when Neesan accidentally stepped on me and I could see her pink bunny panties…and other things too. A smile formed on my furry face as the sweet images of that time came rushing back to me. I was on the brink of mentally drooling when I remembered the brunt of Neesan's punishment after that brief moment of paradise. That was enough to shock me back to reality and the reason why I am now lying like a stuff animal on Ichigo's bed.
'Wonder who that is? Never mind that, Ichigo's bed is actually quite comfy…no wonder he never allows me to sleep by his side every night but insis-'
A face appeared before me. It was Ichigo's sister. The one who once stuck an earring to my ear and put me into a dress!
"Eww…Oniichan must have wet his bed again…I think this time he did it on top of the teddy bear too…"Yuzu soliloquized.
I felt two fingers pinched my right ear firmly and lifted me off the bed and I was brought near to her nostrils. Her pretty face screwed to a tortured look after she took a breath of the aroma wafting from my body.
"Yup…it smells…wonder what Oniichan did to his teddy bear…Karin and I had stop wetting our bed since last year!" She exclaimed while holding me at arms length away, her face slightly turned aside to gasp for fresh air. Holding me as far away as possible as her arm could allow( which is not really far but all the same it hurt my little heart that even a little girl like her hates me), she left Ichigo's room.
'Do I smell that bad?'
The anger and feeling of worthlessness inside me expanded ten-folds. I felt the need to lash out at her to regain some self-respect. Come to think of it, I still have not had my revenge on her for that earring incident. All the more reason to beat her up! Who cares if she is just a little girl but vengeance must be handed out where it is due. She deserves a kick, an upper cut to the left, to the right, one of my super combo punches and thousands of my ultra high kicks. It was a nice thought but I could never ever execute that idea, not in this life because: 1) it would be violating the very reason Ichigo left me behind. 2) If Ichigo finds out, he would probably beat me up till my stuffing burst (an eye for an eye) and 3) I'm now supposedly an inanimate teddy bear.
On the other hand, if I do, do that and word of it gets out; imagine the media coverage!
A copy of tomorrow's headline appeared in my mind's eye. 'GIRL ASSAULTED BY TEDDYBEAR'
'Ahh….instant stardom…I'll be treated with style…close buddies with celebrities…parties every night… surrounded by beautiful women…women with low cut dresses with soft, Z cup breasts spilling out…and that deep cleavage to bury my head in…hehehe…'
My lustful dream came to a halt when I felt a trickle of water dripping onto my head. Apparently, that brat had put me down somewhere. I looked around at my new surrounding. Images of bouncy breasts with pink nipples flew out of my mind. Where is this place? What is all these holes for?
I now find myself sitting inside some metal cavern with bundles of cloth beneath my furry butt. Suddenly, the trickle became a rush from everywhere. I spluttered as the ongoing rush hit me squarely in my face. The water level is rising dramatically with bubbles forming islands on the damp cloths. I jumped around in the narrow cavern to find a way to escape from the water but my heavily soaked limbs only deterred my efforts by weighing me down. Accepting my fate, I sank helplessly into the bubbly water. I mentally cursed the man who had put me in this position: Kurosaki Ichigo. I would have loved to express my hatred verbally but to do so would mean opening my mouth and that would lead to water filling up my trap and a faster death!
'This is it…goodbye world, nice knowing ya!'
The last breath I held escaped as tiny bubbles up to the surface. I watched in horror as my last thread of life floated away, further and further away.
'I am too young to die! I have yet to sleep with anyone…I cannot die as a virgin! That would be a horrendous sin. I would give anything now just to spend my last night on Earth with anyone…regardless of the sex…a man would be fine…just don't let me die as a virgin, please God!' I mentally begged to the Almighty.
I have no idea how long I laid there, regretting about my still intact virginity before it occurred to me that I should actually be dead by now. I am now fully submerged in the water. There is no breath of air left in my limp body. Albeit, why do I feel the same as before?
I searched for a logical explanation...
'Silly me, I am a teddy bear…I dun need air! Relax Kon, your time in the world has not ended…yet! Just sit back and enjoy the bubble bath, minus the rubber ducky and naked women at my arms! Stupid brat…if you wanted me to take a bath the least you could do is throw in some women together with me…I'm not that choosy about the kind of women you put in…as long as they have butter smooth skin, legs that stretch as far as the eye could see, definitely no flabby arms, proportionate body, fair complexion and symmetrical face…lastly most important of all…none of them should have breasts size any smaller than a F cup-'
The cavern started spinning without any warning. It spun clockwise for a few minutes, then anticlockwise back clockwise, anticlockwise and so forth till I got dizzy. If I was human, I think I would have puked. Each time I think of the nude female species, something bad happens. Perhaps I should join priesthood after this and forget about self-discovery!