This is completely random. I just got the idea when I was watching the (Hilarious) Twilight commentary with Cathy Hardwick, RPattz, and Kristen Stewart. YES the Twilight DVD is FINALLY out! I got the 3-disk from Target and it is absolutely amazing! I wanted to go to the midnight party at Hot Topic or Wal*Mart but I didn't for various reasons… but yah I had to go pee really bad… that was the inspiration for this… had huh? But whatever works right? RIGHT????
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight… But I DO own the DVD! :)
"Guyyyyys" I couldn't handle it anymore. "I need to pee NOW!" Emmett laughter boomed in my ears. "Come on you can't wait 10 minutes?" What was he thinking? I had a bladder of steel? "NO! And unless you want me to go on your nice new seats I sugest you let me go immediately!" If Edward were here he would let me go. But no- he was hunting with Carlisle and Esme. It was only Rose, Emmett, Alice and Jasper here with me. "Emmett she's right… she will go in 46 seconds wherever she is." Emmett mumbled something at vampire speed so I couldn't here, than Rose smacked his head. "What was that for?" She gave him a death glare and snarled at him. Emmett got a look of sheer terror- It would have been funny if I hadn't been so preoccupied with my bladder.
The car screeched over to the side of the road and pulled to an abrupt stop. Alice jumped out and pulled me from the seat. The next thing I knew- I was in the forest; Alone. I looked around a second longer then pulled down my pants and squatted against a tree. After taking almost a whole minute to empty my bladder, Shouldn't have drank that gigantic slushy… I realized I didn't have any toilet paper. God, could this get any worse? "Where's the toilet paper when you need it the most?" Groaning I reached to the nearest plant and ripped a large leaf from it. It felt scratchy and gross, but all plants around here felt like that. So I wiped myself thoroughly to make shore I didn't miss any stray urine that happened to splash onto me.
After pulling up my pants, I went back to the jeep and climbed in. Alice gave me a worried look. "Bella I'm so sorry I didn't see this" what was she talking about? She bit her lip and stared at me. "Bella… the plant you used to wipe yourself with…"
What was she talking about? Was it rare or something? Oh my God! Was I going to jail for killing an almost extinct plant? Crap.
"It was poison Ivy, Bella."
Just then I started to itch in a very bad place.
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Hmmm… Sequel with Itchy "areas"???