A/N: Hello, first NCIS fic. Major TATE fan as you could probably tell. Be gentle.
Small Spoilers: Chained, Conspiracy Theory, Red Cell, I can't remember the transsexual episode name, season 1.
Disclaimer: Ha! Don't own anything here, btw if I did, Kate wouldn't have died. In denial of 'Twilight'.
Here Piggy, Piggy
Another day at the office, Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo thought as he settled down at his desk in the NCIS building. He put his feet on his desk. Still wearing his shades, he closed his eyes. Although it was only seven-thirty in the morning DiNozzo thought the morning had dragged a little, even though he had only been an hour since he arrived. He had all his paperwork to do for the last case they had but he couldn't be bothered to work on it yet. He was still thinking about Marie, was that her name? At least he thought that it was her name, who he had date with last night. Right on eight o'clock his partner, Caitlin Todd came in. She placed her folders down and sat her desk, she grinned at Tony.
"Late night, DiNozzo?" she smirked.
"Actually Kate, I had a quiet night," he replied, not even looking at her. He heard her smirk again.
"How was your night, Katie?" he grinned, waiting for her answer.
"It was fine, thanks for asking," she answered, going through her folders. "I'm guessing, Tony; you haven't even started the paperwork yet?" It was more a statement than a question.
"And why would assume that, Katie," Tony answered, this time taking his sunglasses off and looking at Kate.
"Don't call me that," she snapped.
"Call you what, Agent Todd?" Kate rolled her eyes and looked down at the paperwork in front of her.
"Where's Gibbs?" Kate asked.
"Getting coffee," Tony replied, so glad that is boss drove miles away just to get good coffee. Then McGee came in looking flustered and disorganized, with all his folders and his backpack half over his shoulder. It looked like he was about to trip over his own feet; Tony was anticipated for entertainment in the early morning.
"You okay, probie?" Tony asked, smiling and glancing at Kate. They shared a smile and waited for McGee answer.
"Fine," he answered, as he sat down, everything that he was holding fell in a pile on the ground behind his desk. Tony couldn't help but hold back a laugh. He loved watching McGee make an idiot of himself. McGee cursed and started to pick up all the folders, which scattered everywhere behind his desk.
"Tony, help him," Kate ordered.
"No, why don't you?" he scoffed, leaning back again in his chair.
"Because I said so."
"You sound like my mother."
"Well, someone has to keep the peace around here," Kate snapped. Tony laughed obnoxiously.
"Now you really do sound like my mother," he laughed loudly, making sure the whole floor heard.
"Tony, shut up," Kate said firmly. "Do your paperwork before Gibbs comes in," she added, smirking.
"He won't be in for at least another ten minutes," he replied, winking at Kate.
"Oh, yeah," she scoffed. "I bet you won't be able to get your paperwork done in that amount of time."
"Watch me, Katie," he replied. Tony grabbed his pen and did his paperwork quickly; by the time Gibbs came in he was done. Kate gave him her usual glare.
"Paperwork done, DiNozzo?" he asked in his usual morning tone.
"Sure, Boss," he replied, grinning. Kate glared at him.
"Almost finished, Gibbs," Kate told him.
"I'm done it all last night," McGee announced, throwing down his pen and making it fall off his desk, making Tony smirk.
Tony glared at McGee.
"Not much of a social life, probie?" he whispered to him. Kate laughed quietly to herself.
"What are you laughing at Caitlin?" Tony asked, smirking.
"Tony, why don't you just hurry and mark you territory and get on with it," Kate joked.
"Oh, Katie you have no idea what I've done already," Tony smiled to himself.
"I can only imagine," she replied, sarcastically. "Don't tell me you have already peed in all the plants," Kate laughed.
"Good God Kate you are dirty," Tony replied.
"Not as dirty as you," she murmured to herself, smiling. When she looked up she saw Tony eating a massive bagel in his hand. He almost forgot about his breakfast from his favourite fast food restaurant.
"Mmm….I'm lovin' it," he said, with his mouth full.
"Pig," she injected. Always have to have the last word, he thought.
"You know those things can kill you if you eat too many," McGee said.
"You what else can kill you, McGeek?" Tony said, sarcastically, "Strangulation, getting stabbed in the heart, head or lungs and other vital parts of the body. Heart attack, cancer of any kind…shot in the chest, head and sometimes even lungs that are if you get to hospital on time that is…you can also die from not having enough sex or lack of sex…"
"Tony! You are such a pig, anything and everything has to do with sex with you," Kate cut in.
"Oo…sensitive Katie," Tony teased.
"Pig!"
"You know you have to stop calling me that one day," he shot back, grinning.
"Oh yeah, and then what would I call you then -?"
"Get to work or your both fired," Gibbs yelled. Kate made a face at Tony. Tony poked his tongue at her.
"Very mature, DiNozzo," she hissed at Tony.
"Don't I know it," he replied, waving his tongue at her.
"Here, Piggy, piggy," she teased and held up a magazine she had on her desk. It was with a half naked woman on the front.
"Oh, Kate, I didn't know you were into that," Tony joked.
"In your dreams, DiNozzo," she said sarcastically. "I found this in your drawer, very appropriate for work. Do you take into the bathroom with you?" she teased and tossing it over to Tony. Tony caught it easily in the air. Tony saw Gibbs glaring at him and decided to type a message to Kate instead. Kate noticed her boss staring at them and put her attention to the paperwork she still had to do. She heard her instant message pop up on her screen.
DiNozzo: Katie…got anymore of those :P
Todd: You mean the ones with all the naked men?
DiNozzo: Ha! Ha! Very funny. I was thinking, maybe I should give you a nickname
Todd: You've given me one
DiNozzo: Yes, but I need a new one for you because you always call me a pig…maybe I can call you a… dog or something
Todd: Oh yeah, like that time you told a guy that you lost of dog named Kate!!!!
DiNozzo: I was not lying, wasn't I? :P
Todd: DiNozzo, you're such ass sometimes
DiNozzo: Why thank you Caitlin, good to know you care
Todd: Of course I care, I have too.
DiNozzo: Since when did you ever care about the sex machine, Caitlin??
Todd: Since the day I realized that you have not grown up and still need supervision
DiNozzo: Awww…I see the real intention of Caitlin Todd, you just want to play your twisted mind games and pretend to not care about, which you secretly do.
Todd: That wasn't my intention, Tony
DiNozzo: Ha! Proved it!
Todd: How???
DiNozzo: You just called me Tony
Todd: I always call you that do-do head
DiNozzo: Only when you really care, you call me that
Todd: In your dreams, Tony
DiNozzo: Ha! Do it again!
Todd: I believe you said that many times in the past
DiNozzo: Oooo...Now the sex jokes come rolling by, ever heard of that movie with Harrison Ford –
Todd: Please no more of your movie antidotes!!
DiNozzo: Oh, come on, Katie…you secretly love them and wish me to tell you more
Todd: Of course, lol, that's why I always roll my eyes and fall asleep every time you mention a movie that is somehow associated with a case
DiNozzo: Oh, I'm wounded with your harsh words
Todd: I'm sure you will get over it, you always do
Gibbs: Get back to work!
DiNozzo: Hey, boss, how long have you been seeing this conversation?
Gibbs: Long enough to realize I'm actually babysitting children not special agents
Todd: Sorry, Gibbs
DiNozzo: Won't happen again
10 minutes later…
DiNozzo: Kate? Kate? Are you there??
Todd: Yes, of course I'm still here, I'm sitting right across from you Tony
DiNozzo: You know what I meant
Todd: Think Gibbs is not watching?
DiNozzo: Let's hope not…now where were we?
Todd: About your movie quotes
DiNozzo: Right….now about that Harrison Ford movie…
Gibbs: DiNozzo, Todd, if I ever catch you two again flirting over the computer I will not hesitate to fire you both…now get on with your paperwork
DiNozzo: Boss, but…
Gibbs: No buts DiNozzo, don't make me come over there and hit you
DiNozzo: Yes boss
Todd: We weren't flirting, were we?
DiNozzo: Maybe
Gibbs: DINOZZO!!!
DiNozzo: Okay, I'm gone this time
Todd: Me too…
15 minutes later…
"Boss, done the paperwork," Kate announced to her boss, giving the documents.
"Thank you Kate, now you can flirt with Tony, remember rule 12," he said, smiling.
"We were not flirting," Kate protested, she turned to Tony, seeing him smirk at her.
"You can go now," Gibbs said to her. She shook her head and headed to her desk. Tony flicked a paper clip in her direction, landing on her desk. Kate poked out her tongue.
"Very mature, Katie," Tony replied to her and sent her message.
DiNozzo: Flirting is my specialty
Todd: No, kidding. You would flirt with anything that has a skirt on
DiNozzo: Ouch! That hurt. But you were jealous of that transsexual right?
Todd: lol, you're so funny, Tony I'm rolling on the floor
DiNozzo: Wouldn't that be a sight, you rolling on the floor with your skirt riding up your
Todd: Tony!
DiNozzo: Yes, Katie, I was going say ass but you interrupted me
Todd: Don't you ever think of anything else but sex
DiNozzo: Yes, I do actually how about sports with those hot cheerleaders…
Todd: That is the reason why I call you a pig
DiNozzo: Because I drool over every woman that comes in contact with me?
Todd: Yes, precisely
DiNozzo: What would I call you then? I bet you flirt with every attractive male that comes in your direction
Todd: That's not the point of this whole conversation Tony
DiNozzo: Then what is the point, Caitlin?
Todd: I just wanted to confirm my curiosities
DiNozzo: Oh, lol…I see now the reason why you talk to me, you are desperate to break Rule 12
Todd: I'm not going to break Rule 12 ever
DiNozzo: That's what they all say :P
Todd: Pig!
DiNozzo: Shit zhu!
Todd: Oh, I could come over there and shoot you
DiNozzo: You wouldn't dare
Todd: Oh I would if no one was here
DiNozzo: Feisty Kate… I like it :P
Todd: Well…at least I don't think I am still in collage
DiNozzo: If only you knew each other back then Katie then this whole conversation would be different
Todd: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure
DiNozzo: I still have that picture of you in '94
Todd: I still have that picture I made of you.
DiNozzo: Sweet, we've even
Todd: We never will be, DiNozzo…ever
DiNozzo: Dramatic
Todd: Like your movies
DiNozzo: Of course
"DiNozzo, we have a case, get off the damn computer!" Gibbs suddenly yelled. He through the keys to Tony who caught them. "Get the truck," he ordered and went out of the bullpen.
"We'll finish our conversation later, Katie," Tony said flirtatiously at Kate, getting her gin from her desk drawer and putting it on her belt.
"As always," Katie said smiling to him.
"Lovebirds," McGee said as he walked past.
"McGee!" Tony yelled, grabbing his gun from his drawer. McGee stopped and waited for Kate and Tony who stood on either side of him.
"What did you say?" he asked, looking at McGee.
"Nothing," he replied.
"Don't lie, probie," Tony glared at McGee.
"Okay, I said 'lovebirds'." He muttered. Tony and Kate looked at each other and smiled. At the same time they both hit McGee on the back of the head.
"Ouch," he murmured and turned and left.
"That felt good," Tony smirked.
"For once we agree on something," Kate replied and both went to the elevator.
Fin.
A/N: Hey, guys that's for reading. Please read and review. Some aspects of this may be OOC so please don't hesitate to tell me, like Gibbs for instance… I have only watched the first two seasons because I can't move on from Kate. Anyway, enough of my babbling, press the green button, you know you want to