An Unexpected Love
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I would be in my big castle, retired forever, and I could never write again, so now I ask why would I be writing, because I do not own Harry Potter, so you can't sue me. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ok, I'm done now, and remember this is my first fanfiction, I'm really bad at writing even though I like to write, so don't criticize me too, too much. Promise??? Promise???? Okay, here we go…
CHAPTER 1
"Severus, I do not want mangoes with you, even if all the other teachers are having mangoes with each other, I would rather have them with Dumbledore, then I would you," Minerva shouted.
"Actually Minerva, Dumbledore is already having them with Professor Sprout," Severus, said almost laughing his head off, at Minerva's face.
"Pr-pr-professor Dumbledore, with Professor Sprout," said Minerva in awe.
"Yeah, who do you think he was with, Professor Flit wick?" asked Severus
"Well, I have heard that Dumbledore is gay…" Minerva said, knowingly.
"What, Dumbledore gay? Is this some sort of joke?" asked Severus, looking around to see if any video camera was around.
"Severus, there are no video cameras around, I read it in the newspaper that Dumbledore was gay, and I believe the The Daily Prophet," Minerva said, giving Severus a "I will kill you in your sleep, if you make fun of the Daily Prophet" look.
"Okay Minerva, I believe you, it's just so hard to think of Dumbledore as gay," Severus said, shaking his head.
"I know, but now that you know, will you stop making cracks about Dumbledore being gay?" asked Minerva.
"I promise Minerva," Severus said, rolling his eyes.
"You promise what?" asked Minerva, being like a English teacher, talking to a bad student.
"I promise not to make cracks about Dumbledore being gay," Severus said, obviously being sarcastic.
"Don't use that tone with me, say it in a un-sarcastic way," Minerva yelled, turning a dark red.
"Okay, Okay Minerva, I promise I'll say it like it is real this time," Severus said, very serious.
"Well then, say it," Minerva said, having to go to a class.
"I promise not to make cracks about Dumbledore being gay," said Severus, happy to be done with Minerva.
'Okay Severus, you may go, but if I here one more crack about any body being gay, I promise, that you will wish you had never been born. Do you understand me, Severus?" asked Minerva, in a threatening tone.
"Yes Minerva, I understand you crystal clear," said Severus as Minerva turned to walk away
Severus had gotten away with making cracks about Dumbledore, but when Minerva talked to him, so seriously, he had fell in love with her…
See I told you it was really bad, so you can't be too, too disappointed, if you think I should keep writing any fan fiction review, other then that, this story was a total first and hopefully not last dud.
