A/N: Hey everyone :) This is my first fanfic, so be nice. Kudos to my fellow-writer (though this chapter was totally me), yayfornonsense! Love you! Enjoy, reviews are great.

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Glee.

"Guys, quiet! This is my favorite part." Wes said.

"Blaine's crying." Jeff stated.

"Real shocker there." David replied.

"Shut up guys! I am not crying!" Blaine said.

Kurt smiled at his friends' bantering. It was a Wednesday night in the middle of July, and 5 of the Warblers (and Kurt) were sitting in Wes's basement watching The Sound of Music. He looked at the movie, and then over at his boyfriend, who was undoubtedly crying. "Blaine, honey. It's just the opening. Nothing that emotionally stirring."

"Julie Andrews is just so inspiring. When she sings, it just moves me." Blaine said, his eyes never leaving the

screen.

"Jeff, would you please stop crunching the popcorn so goddamned loudly?" Wes asked.

"Well, sorry." Jeff said sarcastically.

Wes turned to the boy sitting next to Jeff, who was clearly quite in love with this song. "Nick, seriously. Quit singing along, its aggravating."

"Gees, Wes. Take a chill pill." Nick replied, and then stuck his tongue out at the older Warbler.

"Take a chill pill? Oh my god, who says that," David said.

"Apparently Nick does," Kurt said.

"Nicky – " Jeff began.

"Shut up Jeff, I'm not talking to you." He snapped, glaring at his friend.

"Why aren't you talking this time?" David asked.

"Nick told Jeff a personal detail about his life and he laughed." Kurt informed David, when it was clear neither Nick or Jeff was going to.

"Nicky, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to laugh, I swear. I just had to cough and it came out as more like a chuckle, but it totally wasn't." Jeff told his best friend, giving him his best apology.

"Whatever, Jeff. That was an intimate detail about my life that I wouldn't have dreamed of telling anyone but you, and you laughed! We're through." He replied, looking back at the movie.

"Kurt, don't you think it's so beautiful? I mean, just all of the greenery and the mountains, they're just so amazing."

"Yes, dear. They're wonderful." Kurt said, wondering if his boyfriend was high on something.

"Would you guys fricken' shut up! I missed the entire opening number and now I'm about to miss the next song too!" Wes yelled.

Blaine stopped fussing over the adorableness of all the nuns and contentedly laid his head on Kurt's shoulder. David took away the popcorn from Jeff so Wes would stop yelling at him for making a mess, while Jeff tried to give Nick a 'forgive me' hug, but Nick just glared at him and pushed him off. Wes sighed, pleased. He could finally enjoy the movie now.

46 minutes later

"YOU ARE SIXTEEN, GOING ON SEVENTEEN, BABY ITS TIME TO THINK."

"Nick, SHUT UP. You sound like a constipated zebra." Wes said angrily.

"I resent that. I sound beautiful, don't I, Jef- I mean, David?" Nick said, making sure to avoid eye contact with Jeff.

"No, dude. You actually really suck at this song." David told his friend.

"I think you sound amazing, Nicky!" Jeff said.

"Whatever, Jeff."

"Blaine, what are you eating?" Kurt asked his boyfriend.

"Gummy bears," He replied, stuffing a few more into his mouth.

"Oh no, you don't. You KNOW how those make you act crazy. Give them to me." Kurt replied, reaching for the candies.

"No!" Blaine said forcefully, hiding them under his arm. "My gummy bears!"

"David, please tell your girlfriend to stop texting you. It's really annoying." Wes told his best friend.

"We're kind of going through a relationship crisis, Wes. Please control your temper for the sake of my love life." David replied with a sniffle.

"Suck it up, David. And quit crying like a girl." Wes replied.

"That was uncalled for, Wes." David said, shocked.

"See, Nicky? David cries like a girl too!"

Nick turned scarlet red, and turned to Jeff, steaming. "I don't cry like a girl, Jeff."

"You said that's what Jenny told you at the movies last Saturday!" Jeff said, looking confused.

"So you now not only laugh at what I told you, but you tell everyone else too? That's low, Jeff. Really low. I'll never forgive you for the rest of my life!" Nick said angrily.

"Who's Jenny?" David asked Kurt.

"Nick's girlfriend," Kurt informed him.

"Ex-girlfriend," Nick mumbled.

"How come I never know what's going on?" David asked himself out loud.

"This movie night is such a fail." Wes said.

29 minutes later

"What's a doe?" Jeff asked.

"It clearly says in the song it's a female deer." David said, rolling his eyes.

"Yeah, well why not just say 'female deer'? I mean, cats don't have an individual name for each gender." Jeff said

"Okay, so from now on I'll call you 'male human'." David said, rolling his eyes. After a pause, he added, "What does that have to do with cats?"

35 minutes later

"Kurt, I'm going to sing Edelweiss to you in the rain. It will be the prettiest thing you've ever heard in your life. You can add some amazing harmony parts. We'll be the cutest couple ever."

"Aww, you guys are so adorable!" David said, smiling at them. "I wish m-my g-g-girlfriend would say something like that t-to m-m-me."

Jeff rubbed David's back comfortingly, while Kurt continued to try and snatch the gummy bears from Blaine. "Those things are making you go insane, Blaine. Give them to me."

"No!"

17 minutes later

"SO LONG, FAREWELL-"

"OMIGOD SHUT UP NICK OR SAY FAREWELL TO YOUR FACE!"

"I'll protect you from Wes, Nicky." Jeff said.

"Whatever, Jeff."

78 minutes later

"Kurt, I love you so much. I love you just as much as Captain von Trap loves Maria."

"I love you too, babe."

"I must have done Something Good!" Blaine grinned.

"Now give me the gummy bears."

"Not on your life." Blaine replied, shoving another handful into his mouth.

2 minutes later

"Kurt! They're getting married! They're getting married, Kurt! Can you believe it? I can't believe it, Kurt! It's so romantic! They're –"

"Getting married. I know, babe. Take a deep breath."

15 minutes later

"Why are you crying, Nick?" David asked.

"I just…can't believe…Ralph forgot about Leisl like that. I just…I thought…they were so…in l-l-love!"

"It's just a movie, man. Calm down." David said.

"Jeffy, I'm s-so s-sorry! I will never ever f-forget about y-y-you like Ralph forgot about L-l-leisl!"

"I'm so sorry too, Nicky! Don't cry!" Jeff said, hugging his best friend.

"I love you s-s-o much, Jeffy!"

"I love you too, Nicky!" Jeff replied, squeezing his friend even tighter.

"For the love of all that is holy guys, STOP acting like Kurt and Blaine." Wes said exasperatedly.

"We don't act like that." Kurt said defensively.

"Actually, we do, Kurtie!" Blaine said with a giggle.

"Omigod, did Blaine just giggle?" David asked.

"Shoot me now." David said.

40 minutes later

"Bravo, bravo! Great movie!" Nick said, wiping his eyes.

"I'm just glad it's over." Wes said grumpily.

"Rodgers and Hammerstein truly were musical geniuses." Jeff said.

"Blaine, give me the gummy bears right now. RIGHT NOW, Blaine. If you eat any more you might never sleep again!" Kurt said, chasing his boyfriend around the basement.

"I wouldn't try too hard, Kurt. He probably already has endless energy." David said, chuckling at the couple.

"Come on, Jeffy. Let's go get some more food!" Nick said, offering his hand to Jeff.

"Okay, Nicky!" Jeff replied. The two ran upstairs together.

"They're so happy. I wish me and my girlfriend were that happy." David said, a whole new flow of tears coming.

"Kurt! What are you doing – give those BACK to me Kurt! No, no not the garbage disposal. Please, Kurt. NO!" Wes heard the garbage disposal turn on and then off a few seconds later. Kurt's sigh of satisfaction was barely heard over Blaine's sobs.

"Yep. Worst movie night ever." Wes said.