Harry Potter and the Inquizitor Squad

by HappyHufflepuff-RebelRavenclaw

FORGET QUIDDITCH-Harry and his friends must compete against the Slytherin DANCE SQUAD. In a perilous story of action, romance, and sick beats, which house will win the ultimate dance challange? Rated T to be safe.

1. Chapter 1

Harry Potter and the Inquizitor Crew!

Chapter 1

Draco Malfoy and his man friends, Vinny Crabbe and Gregtastic Goyle, as well as his manly woman friend, Milly Bulstrode, and his sexy gal pal, Pansy Parkinson, were McChillin in Slytherin dungeons. Draco said, "Let's go to McDonaaaaaallldddsss!"

"WOW, drac-sexy-o, that was like... gangsta!" Pansy proclaimed. "You know, if Vinny laid down a beat and you sang, I could use my milkshake to bring all the 7th years to the yard and we could be a hip hop group!"

"GOYLE LIKE." Goyle said. "GOYLE LIKE TO SMASH. GOYLE WANT TO SMASH SOME SICK BEATS."

Milly grunted in a manly fashion, and Vinny started beat boxing in a sicknasty manner.

"It's official then," Draco cried, "WE SHALL GO TO MCDONALLLLLLLDDDS! and then we're going to get our dance on."