Disclaimer: I do not own Narnia, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, the films, or any of Lewis' work. I hope only to pay him tribute with my small meaningless attempts to appease my obsession. Narnia writers...I salute you!

Summary: When the Campbell Children travel to Narnia, and get struck there, they need all the help they can get trying to get back to their own world. With the help of the Pevensies of course. This is a parody based on my own fantasies and a few experiences of my families. Most of my siblings' personalities are over-exaggerated for the sake of the story... so enjoy, and realize that no, I (being based on Elora) do not 'growl' when disturbed during finals. (As occurs in the next chapter).

Rating: K+

Genre: Humor/Action Adventure/Romance

Chapter Quote: "I think it should be best to mention that this story is rather different from most others because the Campbell family was most unlike other families."

Chapter One

The Campbell Children

There were nine Campbell children. Nine, mostly tall, strapping kids in various ages ranging from sixteen all the way down to seven. Seven girls and two boys. It would take an awfully long time to tell you everything there is to know about them, so I'll describe each of them as briefly as I can.

The eldest, Elora, who was sixteen, was not exceptionally beautiful nor extremely talented. She was in fact, rather tall and rather clumsy with short brown curls and dark brown eyes. She was also a writer and as all friends and family of writers know, she had the tendency to drift off into though with a dreamy expression on her face whenever she thought of an exceptionally good idea.

Nest was Alysia, who was fifteen and had a rather large mouth which loved to laugh and talk. She was short compared to Elora, only up to he shoulder or so, with long brown, curly hair and brown eyes. She was highly interested in boys but was at the unfortunate age where her parents considered her too young to date. She also enjoyed listening to modern music immensely.

Elizabeth was next, at fourteen, Elizabeth was tall like her elder sister Elora with tight ringlet, brown curls which ran well past her shoulder blades. Unlike Elora however, Elizabeth was more slender and graceful and she had a talent for singing. Her and Alysia made an excellent pair, both being social butterflies and enjoying being in the spotlight.

Michelle followed Elizabeth being also fourteen. Shorter, like Alysia, Michelle was considerably shyer though also boy crazy. She had short curly brown hair and lovely brown eyes. Everyone always said that Michelle was the kindest out of all the Campbells as she was continuously looking for ways to make her friends and families' lives easier. Her older sisters tended to call her a brown-noser...but we won't talk about that.

Anthony was next, at thirteen, who was rather short for his age with a firm body which likened to running and climbing trees. His talents included pestering his sisters endlessly and avoiding school and his chores whenever he could.

Next was Grace, tall, graceful, and pretty, she was considered one of the beauties of the family. She had long, dirty blond hair which fell in wavy tresses down to the middle of her back. She enjoyed painting, reading, drawing, and was also often compared to one of Tolkien's elves from his trilogy, The Lord of the Rings (except she had a nasty habit of tripping a lot). Grace was twevle.

Maria was next at ten, short in stature, Maria was extremely bright for her age and was often inclined to hysterics if her grades fell below 99. Maria had light brown, shoulder length straight hair with hazel eyes, and was the only Campbell child to ever have the opportunity to wear glasses. Maria enjoyed making people laugh and she was, I am pleased to say, rather good at it.

Next was Cecilia, wiry, spry, with a hot temper and a bold personality. The Campbells never had a problem hearing the youngest sister who was eight. She liked playing make-believe quite a bit and enjoyed riding the ponies which her family owned, she had trained her own pony to ride since she was six. Cecilia was seven.

The last of the Campbell children was Tyler, who was seven. Tyler was very slender and rather tall and was very good at Arithmetic. His problem was that he couldn't talk very well so that while he had no problem making himself hear, most people couldn't understand a word of what he was saying. Cecilia was very good at translating his uncommon way of speaking and she, Anthony, and Tyler made up the brat pack of the Campbell family. I could write books and books about what sort of trouble Anthony, Cecilia, and Tyler got themselves into- but I don't have enough paper for such a tale and already my hand is cramping up. Tyler and Cecilia both had blond hair, Cecilia's was curly and she had brown eyes while Tyler had blue.

Then of course there were their parents, Mom and Dad. And last, but not least, their best friend and guardian, an elderly german-shepard mix- Uwey, who thought he was a horse-dog (similiar to a sheep-dog) and took to chasing the Campbell's horses and biting at their heels. Only he wasn't very good at this and had gotten into the habit of getting kicked in the head- very painful.

Dad was the most handsome, brave, and clever man in all the world. He was very good at fixing things and also building things which came in very handy when you've got so many children. Mom was the most beautiful and just lady in all the land. With her hair as black as a raven's feathers and eyes a fair amber brown. All the Campbell children thought she was gorgeous and Dad would whistle at her whenever she got dressed up.

Anyway, the Campbell children lived on a small farm in the New York countryside where they lived with their parents, Uwey, and their seven horses. Mom taught all her children at home, except for Elora, who had decided she was going to go to college early. This didn't surprise any of the Campbell children because they thought Elora was rather strange anyway. Though other people thought this fact was rather surprising, the Campbell children never knew why.

To continue, this is where our story begins and now that you've met everyone I think it would be best to mention that his story is rather different from most others because the Campbell family was most unlike other families. And now that you've been properly introduced and forewarned, I believe I can start.

A/N: This is a serious sort of comedy written mostly for my own family (upon which this story is loosely based on). So if you don't get all the humor, don't worry about it. I mostly wrote this for my family anyway but though I'd post it for the heck of it.

BTW, Elora is not the same Elora from my other LotR stories, but merely another adaption of my own name. Just wanted to clarify that for anyone who might of gotten confused.

Review it you like, I don't really care, I'll be posting this story for the heck of it anyway. But thanks for reading:)

TO BE CONTINUED...