Disclaimer: I don't own anything; I can barely afford the clothing on my back and this piece of meat I've been chewing on for the last two days. I wish I had money though, cause I'd buy shoes! Anyway I still don't own Hitch hiker's guide. Thanks to my buddy Nat aka lilthinkergirl…I got the title. Go see the story we wrote!
It hurt nowadays to think too much about the fact that he'd never see home again. Often pondering if staying on the Heart of Gold was really all that special. Trillian. She didn't even like him. It was a passing affair that lasted only weeks then ended at the breakfast table over a bowl of oatmeal. "You're too nice." As he recalled were the words she used among some other derogatory statements that got his blood boiling.
Beyond that, he was depressed. Arthur Dent: One male homo sapien stuck forever in the black hole called space with a crew of alien life forms. How quaint. Downing his fifth soda the ship had provided he gazed out at the miraculous array of stars and galaxies in the dark void.
"Depressing isn't it?" Marvin spouted trudging by the male. "If there was another word so true." The robot tilted its massive cranium towards to swirling nebula in the far right of the window. "You know that the Serius 7 is the most depressing planet ever to come into existence. It's in that nebula over there."
Grunting an inquisitive approval to precede Arthur leaned back on his thighs. "So?" "The planet is so depressed because its orbit goes around the seven suns of Eroticon Six which, unfortunately for them are very hot and kill thousands of people everyday. But the main reason is because they don't have basic cable."
Arthur blinked. "What!" Marvin moved to leave. "Yes. The only robots on that planet able to survive the heat take care of all the car ports. None of them have time to do the cable. I talked to one once. We went on for hours about how deadly leaving a Glork's Club soda in an extremely hot vehicle might be. Then..."
Arther mindlessly listen staring into the white and green swirled nebula. "It looks a bit like a pepper mint..." He mouthed as a white light consumed him.
Sorry so short ladies and gents but I promise once I finish AVAHV I'll start back up.