Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, blood and gore, implied sexual situations and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Three Faces of Evil
Chapter 1: The Great Escape
One very sunny early evening in the small semi peaceful mountain town of South Park, Colorado., Cut to Cartman's house outside in the backyard which Cartman was back in town from his punishment that he had to go through in Saginaw, Michigan after he did a few very horrible things to the mayor and town a week ago which he had begun to break down like a big crying baby while he was there. But for now the kids are playing superheroes with Butters who was clearly dressed as his super villain alter ego "Professor Chaos" before school starts up again which they are enjoying the last sights of summer.
"Ha-Ha…, General Disarray please releases my evil minions upon the coon and friends now!" Chaos had begun to chuckles evilly out loud and said while looking down at his pint-sized ginger daywalker sidekick and at the members of the C- team right now. That is when Disarray had two large clearly seen through blue plastic balls out that contained four guinea pigs inside there.
"What the fuck is this, so your minions are little guinea pigs Chaos?" The Coon said with a light chuckle while looking down at the tin foiled clothed rodents just standing there next to Disarray at that moment.
"Oh come on now, your darned rodents go to do your evil minion stuff!... Which, I'm mean right now?!" Disarray said in shock and anger while he was lightly tapping them with the tip of his foot to get them to move.
"Oh Hamburgers this really stinks right now." Chaos had replied back while he was looking down at Disarray which he was silently thinking about retreating from the scene and they both begin to run. "Oh boy I'm thinks that we are so screwed at the moment Disarray, retreat now, Next time we meets again Coon and Friends!"
"Oh what a goddamned fag, let's me guess he is going home because he is not want to be grounded at all again?!" Coon silently utters under his breath.
"Hey, where the hell Chaos and Disarray is coming right now." Tool shed said while looking at The Human Kite who had just silently shrugged his shoulders at the turns of events.
"Just wow, Chaos and Disarray are afraid of us more when we are working together as a team you guys." Tupper wear had commented about Chaos and Disarray's sudden disappearance from the scene.
"Well Tupper wear that we has tried so hard to gets through Mysterion's mind who is a lone wolf when it comes to the crime fighting business!" The Coon snarls while looking venomously at Mysterion who in his sick and twisted own mind which he thinks Mysterion is a publicity whore which the town favors Mysterion more over him.
"I'm like working alone because I'm not putting you guys in danger which I'm don't like seeing you guys getting hurt at all fat ass!" Mysterion quickly fires back in a very scolding tone voice at The Coon's hateful comment.
"Timmah!" Iron Maiden said while he sat there.
"Well you guys I'm going home which I'm have a brand new issue of Playboy to read right now?!" Mosquito said while he was walking away from the group at that moment.
"Well then look like this game is clearly done for the night?" Human kite said with a heavy sigh that he had held out.
But cut to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall inside the mental ward which Scott Tenorman sat inside a paddled cell which he was putted there after he and his ginger extremists who had taken the mayor and city council as hostages to lured his half-brother out a few months ago. That is when two pint sized figures came walking up to his cell door which it was Trent Boyett and Josh Meyers who are planning to escape from this place and are plotting a grand evil scheme of vengeance against South Park right now. That is when they all had sneaked out of the building through the laundry chute to escape then into the building sewer system.
"Oh look like I'm going to have some fun time with my little brother very soon." Scott said with a very menacing look that formed on his face while he was wearing a powder blue jumpsuit as he was scornfully looking at them. That is when they had burst out of the building by going through the building's sewer system which it is a few hours later the guards had quickly noticed the three missing inmates at that moment.
"I'm ready for some beating the crap out of someone right now." Trent said as he was pounding his clutched fist in his other palm.
"I wanted to finish my psyche attack on a certain police officer who I'm having in my mind right now." Josh said with an evil smirk that formed on his face at that same time.
Back in South Park's downtown area which it is night by now that the street lights had turned on, cut to the two-story brownstone police headquarters inside the large squad room which it is crawling with many uniformed and plain clothed officers who is under the command of Sgt. Harrison Louis Yates for the night.
"Well ladies and gentlemen this looks that we have a very slow night on our hands which we can catch up with our paperwork before shit hits the fan on us all?!" Yates said as he walks toward his desk and putted his cigar and lighter out of his shirt's pocket to take a smoking break at that moment. But that will all changed when his desk's phone begins to ring off the hook which he answers it which he rolls his eyes during the phone call then he says" Well hold off on the paperwork for a while people who we have a trio of juvenile offenders are heading this way after had somehow had managed to escaped from Alamosa's high security a few hours ago, so be on the lookout which it is Scott Tenorman, Trent Boyett and Joshua Meyers."
"Sir, you got to be kidding me did you says Scott Tenorman the leader of that Nazi like ginger extremist group has escaped from Alamosa maybe we should warned the chief and the mayor about this?" Harris replied with a very concerned tone voice.
"Uh fine then Mitch, I'm will call BarBrady and that bitch for our lovely mayor right now!" Yates begins to angrily grumble out loud while he still has his phone receiver in his hand which he was dialing a number out at that moment. Meanwhile at the mayoral mansion inside the candles and fireplace lit living room which BarBrady was pouring a couple of glasses of red wine which McDaniels was curled up in a gray colored blanket at that moment that she was oddly looking at him which she was re- reading 50 shades of Purple and wearing an oversized white button up dress shirt and dark green silk PJs pants also her rarely seen gold wire framed reading glasses.
"George, I'm thought you are going to work the graveyard shift tonight?" McDaniels said while looking very confused right now which she was originally planning to call an early night which she has a lot of meetings to attend tomorrow.
"Well my dearest Martha I'm want some alone time with my secret special lady for a night once?!" BarBrady has instantly replied back in his loud irritating tone voice.
"Well then get your ass over here now which it is a direct order my idiotic officer! McDaniels said in a flirting tone voice and gently grabbed on to his uniform shirt but his cell phone had begun to ring which they both looked very disgusted for who calling him this night and ruined their romantic evening at that moment then he says has he looks down at his cell. " Oh it is Lou Martha."
"What now that he is bitching about George?" McDaniels said in a low hissing whisper.
"Okay, I'm will tell her about it Lou … Well bye then?! BarBrady said that is when he got off his cell which he saw her concerned look that formed on her face.
"George, what wrong you better tell me now? McDaniels asked in a concerned tone voice.
"Well Martha that you are not going to like this at all, it is Scott Tenorman, Trent Boyett and Josh Meyers had escaped from Alamosa earlier tonight." BarBrady said while wringing his hands trying to his nervous from her right now.
"What, George?!" McDaniels said in a panic and angry tone voice.
To Be Continued
Author's note: On to chapter 2 writing which this story was in the planning stages for very long time but I'm happy I'm started it at last so enjoy this chapter. Anyone remembers Josh Meyers from Toilet Paper which BarBrady seeks help from the toilet paper vandal Josh Meyers who is like a Hannibal Hector which he uses mental warfare on BarBrady with his bad childhood that he has a kid to break him down.