Story By: Raven925
Me: (Yawn) So bored…
Cyborg: Yeah, me too…
B.B: Dude, me three…
Star: Me as well!
Robin: Yeah…
Raven: I guess I have nothing to do either.
Me: It's the Teen Titans! You're real!
Robin: Of course we are!
Me: I knew it! I knew you were all REAL in my HEAD! (I look like a psycho)
Teen Titans: Okay….?
Me: Want to hear a memory I'm about to make up?
All: (mumble) Not really…
Star: Of course! Glorious!
Me: Okay, this is about the 12 days of Christmas! Joyful for me, a pain in the grass for you!
All: Grass?
Me: Yes!
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The 12 Pains Of Christmas
On the 1st day of Christmas I received:
A birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 2nd day of Christmas I received:
2 starbolts, and a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 3rd day of Christmas I received:
3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts, and a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 4th day of Christmas I received:
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 5th day of Christmas I received:
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 6th day of Christmas I received:
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 7th day of Christmas I received:
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 8th day of Christmas I received:
BeastBoy's yellow boxers! (B.B: Give those back!)
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 9th day of Christmas I received:
Cyborg's T-Car, (Cyborg: crying My baby!)
BeastBoy's yellow boxers! (B.B: Give those back!)
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 10th day of Christmas I received:
Raven and a book! (Raven: I'm not even going to ask…)
Cyborg's T-Car, (Cyborg: crying My baby!)
BeastBoy's yellow boxers! (B.B: Give those back!)
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 11th day of Christmas I received:
Stabs in the back from Terra, (Terra: I'm a traitor! Me: Damn right you are…)
Raven and a book! (Raven: I'm not even going to ask…)
Cyborg's T-Car, (Cyborg: crying My baby!)
BeastBoy's yellow boxers! (B.B: Give those back!)
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
On the 12th day of Christmas I received:
A message from Slade and the other villains that is about to explode, (TeenTitans: AHH!)
Stabs in the back from Terra, (Terra: I'm a traitor! Me: Damn right you are…)
Raven and a book! (Raven: I'm not even going to ask…)
Cyborg's T-Car, (Cyborg: crying My baby!)
BeastBoy's yellow boxers! (B.B: Give those back!)
Starfire in a package, (Star: Help?)
Robin's uniform, (Robin: HEY! I'm naked! Me: wolf whistle)
5 spooky shadows!
4 sonic blasts, 3 tofu dogs, 2 starbolts,
And a birdarang in a pear tree!
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(message explodes)
Everyone: (Is dead)
(The Teen Titans and myself get up and dust ourselves off)
Robin: Hey, did you know there aren't even any pear trees in Jump City?
Me: Really? Then how was your birdarang in one?
Robin: No idea…
(We all walk away)
The End