Another Very Merry Fairy Day!
Yup, just as the title says!
It was a typical fairy day. Lucy was sitting at the bar,talking to Mira. Erza was sitting on a stool,elegantly eating a huge strawberry cake. Juvia was...well, somewhere,stalking her Gray-sama. Wendy was outside, taking a snack of fresh air. Levy was at the library. Cana was sitting on a wine barrel, squeezing some poor (or maybe lucky?) guy to death with her boobs, drunk as hell.
The Hot Headed Dumbass (get who I'm talking about?) was overly excited and running berserk. The Icy Stripper Freak (get who I'm talking about once more?) was also running berserk. Gildarts just walked out of the door (which,in his case was a wall) to his house. Wakaba(ka) and Macao were discussing politics (which meant, the average sizes of boobs in Fairy Tail this year) Master was checking out his ability to grow larger (which resulted in the woeful destruction of the rafters) ...
That was when 'it' happened! I mean 'it'!
The Hot Headed Dumbass was happily going berserk, throwing random stuff and people across the room...and when he threw RandomGuy1, 'it' happened! RandomGuy1 flew across the guild and landed ass-first...on Erza's strawberry cake! The entire guild shut their traps. Erza got up, smiled sweetly, and dragged The Hot Headed Dumbass out verrrrryyy gently. The survivors in the guild sat quietly, because even the bravest warriors feared Erza Sama The Great's wrath. From outside, gentle noises of Erza petting The Hot Headed Dumbass could be heard. Then Erza Sama The Great entered and smiled at the survivors.
"Make anymore noise and I'll make sure you won't be able to help reproduce anymore."
The rest of the day was the quietest one Magnolia had ever experienced.
Failllluuurrrreee! I tried making something funny...and this was the result. Plz press the 'review' button below and Make me Happy! Okay, glad, not Happy! I mean,if I turned into a blue flying,talking cat, my stories would be filled with fish! Jokes aside, plz review! (3)