THE WONDERS OF WONDERLAND
be careful or be roadkill
for you don't want to displease
her majesty is waiting for you
to come before her on your knees
it's too bad that you're wearing
a formal dress that is so clean
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you'll need that bat that you just passed
beside you on your left
it'll keep away the jabberwock
it tried to bite me on my neck!
and take that pack of cards with you-
in case you need a deck
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don't try to lie-
it only brings more punishment and tea
for your crime was not attending
the mad party by the tree
so now you'll have twice a dose
of sugar and pasteries
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and don't forget how
to get back to your home
just click your heels together
and take one last picture
with your phone
and you'll be back home
before anyone knew
you'd ever gone!