Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King or I would be rich bitch.

"I knew I shouldn't have drunk all that soda." said Horo, muttering to himself while running to the Funbari Onsen Inn. After running for several blocks, he finally reached the door of the inn only to find the door locked and a note on it saying:

"Dear Onichan

Anna and I have a surprise for you and the rest of the boys in the playground at the park. Be there at 1:30.

Signed Pilika and Anna

P.S. Be there at exactly 1:30 or else- Anna"

"Awww just my luck." sighed Horohoro jumping up and down, unable to stay still for one second. "Man do I have to use it." He started to run in front of the inn, right before an idea struck him. "I'll piss on the side of the house" the Ainu screamed out stupidly. A mother and her son walking by the house, heard the idiotic remark. The mother immediately covered her son's ears and ran off. Unfortunately for Horohoro, as he was unzipping his shorts to pee, a police officer walked up the street, quickly catching an eye to what the Ainu was about to do. Horo, realizing the officer was about to catch him pissing in public, zipped up his shorts so fast, he nearly caught himself.

"Stop right there" yelled the officer, starting to run toward the shaman.

By the time the officer was about five yards away, Horo quickly made a break for it.

After only a few feet, the overweight ass…umm cop had lost his breath, was struggling to stand, sweating, huffing and puffing.

"Screw this, I got donuts in the car." said the officer, as he gave up and started back toward his car.

Horo, after running through a bunch of backyards, jumping some tall fences, dodging several dogs, stepping in dog shit, and avoiding a shotgun blast, he finally stopped, caught his breath and took a glance at his watch.

"1:10! Man, where is a bathroom when you need one."

He looked to his right and found a small shop. The shop was a bookstore, selling …well books. On the side of the shop sat the man and the counter. Horohoro ran into the store straight to the man, holding his crotch and jumping up and down.

"May I help you?" asked the man running the store

"Can I use the restroom?"

"Restrooms for customers only"

"Uhhh, what can I get for free?"

"Some shorts full of piss, now please leave."

"Awww man" exclaimed Horohoro, as he walked out the door. The urge to use the restroom was becoming too much for the snowboarder. He was to the point of madness, right before he looked across the street and saw a gas station. Though there were oncoming cars, he quickly ran across the street, dodging cars before stopping, as a BMW came only a few inches from hitting Horo, as he tried to run across. A man, wearing a black business suit driving the BMW, came out of the car yelling at the young shaman.

"Hey, you little blue haired retard, you're in my way you dumba--"

Errrrrrr, smash. That was the sound of another car crashing into the BMW, knocking the man down before he could finish his sentence. Horo was able to get out of the way right before the car could knock him down. Shocked and frantic, Horo crossed the rest of the street, in a hurry making it to the gas station. Once there, he walked up to the station attendant the counter of the gas station. The attendant, a tall and bearded man wearing a blue vest, t-shirt, and black jeans, was reading a magazine before he saw Horo come up to the counter.

"Do you need anything?" asked the attendant, still reading the magazine.

"Yeah, can I use the restroom?"

The attendant, after putting the magazine down, dug in the drawer of the counter and pulled out a key. He then gave the keys to Horo and showed him the direction to the bathroom.

"Thanks," said Horo gleefully, as he marched to the restroom.

This was it. Horo was finally going to have the chance to use the restroom. It was going to be a huge load off his mind, as he was going to piss his troubles away. He had a big smile on his face and let out a laugh of enjoyment, as he was unlocking the door. But as he opened it, what he saw would shock and disgust him. The restroom was in horrible condition. Urine, vomit, and crap covered the floor. Rats and roaches scampered all over the place. Mold covered the walls. In the sink, water trickled out brown and gritty. The toilet bowl was covered in black stuff, and in it, oh you just don't want to think about it. And the smell, you probably don't want to think about that either. The restroom was repulsive, repelling, and gross.

"There is no way I'm using it in there." yelped Horo to the attendant as he ran out of the gas station.

"Hey! You still have my keys." screamed out the attendant, but it was too late. Horo had ran so far and fast, he was out of range to hear anything the attendant was saying.

Author's note: This was supposed to be a one shot but the story got longer and I got lazy, I decided to update later. Please review