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All the gods are in a room, they have the feather of truth and some other items.
Ma'at: Soooo... is everyone else enjoying the awkward silence?
No one says anything. About five minutes later someone pipes up.
Bast:I heard Set burned himself trying to get ice out of a freezer.
Set:I did.
Isis:Well that's a little Ironic.
Osiris:I've got something that's even more Ironic.
Thoth: I doubt it.
Osiris:Horus tripped over a crutch and broke his leg.
Horus:Dad!
Bast:(Trying not to laugh) Really Horus?
Horus:*Blushes*At least I don't eat mice!
Bast:You do eat mice. Remember?
Horus:*Blushes again!*
Bast:*Smirks*
Apophis: You think breaking your leg is embarrassing, try having a kitty kill you over and over again.
Bast:Don't call me kitty!
Ra: That is why I choose Bast.
Horus: I just want to ask why Set insist on killing his own family.
Apophis: Because he's awesome.
Horus:(Yelling) I didn't ask for your opinion!
Set:(nearly whispering) I'm sorry.
The whole room falls silent.
Horus:(obviously stunned) Huh?
Set: I'm sorry.
Thoth:(In attempt to break the silence) Did you know that I don't live in Memphis,Egypt?
All: We know!
Bast: We knew before you did, for goodness sake!
Thoth: (In his head) It worked.
All:Laughing.
Nephthys:*Whispering to Set* Do you mean it?
Set:*nods* I do.
Nephthys:*Kisses Set's cheek*
Set:*Blushes*
Horus:Ugh! I did not need to see that!
Bast: Agreed.
Ma'at:remember when Thoth got his head stuck in a doggie door?
Thoth:*Buries his face in his hands*(Muffled) Please don't tell the story...
A/N What do you think of Bast/Horus? If you don't like the idea I won't use it. I get a lot of stupid ideas along with a few good ones so if it is a bad idea just tell me.