Yo pplz! I'S BAAAAAACK!!! And I'm onto a slightly new genre for me: horror! So, to be fair, I made a love story, OC, my specialty, for Gaara! I love reviews, so if someone could do that for me, that would be great!

Chapter one: call me Kira

My fist connected with someone's jaw and I smiled, satisfied, when I heard the sickening snap of it being dislocated. An unearthly scream erupted from my opponent's mouth. "Told you I was just messing around, otherwise you would be dead." My monotone voice sliced the air, and I watched as my vocals, a grey-blue shade, sliced through the slightly dimmer-colored air around me.

I lay down under a tree, oblivious of the snow around me. Suddenly I was aware of sand under me instead of snow and the instant change of temperature. I opened my eyes slowly and was met by two sage green eyes surrounded by black. Eyes that I knew all too well from my obsession with the anime naruto. I stumbled back, my face heating up in a blush that I hoped beyond hope was unnoticeable. "G-Gaara-san?" my mind fumbled to keep up with the current time; I was freaking out inside. I looked up and noticed temari and kankuro.

My eyes flew up to the cat-ear-hat immediately. I stood up and pointed to him.

"WANNABEE! I CALLED CAT EARS WAY BEFORE THEY WERE IN STYLE!"

I then broke down laughing. That was something I had wanted to do since I saw him in the anime. "Wait- what?" a very confused kankuro asked.

I waved my hand nonchalantly. "Don't worry about it. I give everybody shit about something or other." He looked at me strangely.

"I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!" I randomly said, smiling.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" I turned to temari, who had so kindly put it like that. "I'm certifiably insane in many ways, what's YOUR excuse?"

Temari blinked at me. I tapped my chin.

"I wonder if techno-chan already put that automatic internet into my laptop already." I pulled out my laptop and was greeted by the hum of the inner-circuits zinging to life and the internet was on the screen when I could see it and I cheered before turning it off and shoving it back into my book bag.

Everyone else looked at me like I might be, well, insane.

"Nice view, kankuro?"

I said, crossing my arms over my chest, the thing he had been staring at.

Temari whacked him upside the head. "Don't do that, Temari-san!" Kankuro grinned. "See? She doesn't like it, either!" I kicked him in the groin. Hard. He fell over and winced in pain. I smiled up at temari. "One, that's much more effective.

"Two, smacking him in the head only reduces his already limited supply of brain cells."

Temari sniggered, and I could have sworn Gaara smiled, if only for a fraction of a second. Kankuro, on the other hand, glared furiously at me. I smiled sweetly.

I briefly assessed my area then.

The air here was a light red, and my vocals stood out clearly in the heat. I noticed sand. Lots of it. That meant I must have been in Suna.

I turned back to kankuro. "I'm sorry about the groin-kicking, but honestly, you deserved it." He shook his head. "Whatever. What are you doing out here?" He pushed me a little on his way up from the ground. "Annoying the hell outta you?" I offered. He glared again. "Anything less of a world-class, super-loathing-laced glare can get to me." I said, glaring back with force that gave new meaning to 'if looks could kill'.

"Anyway, I have no clue. Apparently I was somehow transported here from another dimension, one where all this is an anime and manga, even you guys. And yes, that's how I know your names." They all nodded, somewhat getting it.

"Now, I have no money, no home, and no relations. Any ideas to help me get kick-started?" Temari grinned.

"You can stay with us!"

kankuro let out a scream of terror. But since Gaara had nothing against it, I was allowed to stay. And thus, my new life began