"Sir, what are you looking at?" Alfred asked as he walked into the Batcave to bring him food.
"Huh?" Batman immediately blacked the monitors. "Nothing important just surveilance."
"Of Central City?" Alfred raised his brow. "Sir, I don't mean to intrude, but are you spying on Master Richard and Master Wally?"
Batman kept his cool. "No, I am just helping out the Flash. That is all."
"Master Bruce." Alfred said sternly, and gave him a look, that frightened him.
Batman looked at him, bravely, but after a minute, he couldn't face it anymore. "Okay." he confesses. "I'm spying on them. Alfred, I don't trust him."
"Who? Master Richard or Master Wally?"
"Who do you think? Wally of course. He is a teenager with raging hormones!" Batman exclaimed, worringly. "He will hurt Dick, I just know it."
"Sir, why don't you have the boys hang around at home? That way you can keep a closer eye on them?" Alfred suggested.
"I suppose." Batman turned on the monitors and saw something he didn't want to see. His eyes widened and he became speechless.
"What is it, sir?" Alfred looks at the monitor and sees the two boys kissing. "Oh, my."
Batman's eye started twitching. "Alfred, call Dick and tell him the Joker is attacking the city and he needs to come back immediately."
"But sir, that is a lie. Are you sure you want to break up their 'date'?" Alfred asked, not really minding what he sees.
Batman fumed. "Well some villain will attack eventually and yes, break them up, now!"
"Yes, yes." Alfred started calling Dick. "Hello, Master Richard. Master Bruce requests your prescence immediately. Apparently the Joker is attacking."
"Gotcha." Dick replied."I'll be right there." He hung up.
On the monitor, it can be shown that the brunette is explaining to the red-head of the situation. Wally pouted but nodded his head. Then he grinned.
"Why is he grinning?" Batman said angrily.
The two men see Wally picking up Dick and then nothing. Wally ran off with him.
Batman stood up, glaring at the monitor. He slammed his fists on his desk. He immediately started typing, trying to find them and..
"Yo, Bats. He's here." Wally grinned and put Dick down.
Batman glared at him, walked over and pulled Dick close to his side.
"Hey!" The younger teen yelled out. "What was that for?"
"Son, you know how I feel about you two, right." Batman said to him. Dick nodded. "I want the two of you to.."
Alfred coughed rather loudly and looked at the Dark Knight, sternly.
"...hang out here for now on. Okay?" He said, forced. Alfred nodded in approval.
"Really, Dad?" Dick asked, excited and happily. He hugged him. "Thank you so much."
On the sidelines, Wally froze up, scared.
"Ho ho ho." Alfred laughed a bit. "It'll be a pleasure seeing you here, Master Wally. Remember one little thing."
Wally turned his head and looked at the butler.
Alfred looked at him sternly."I know everything so be careful. Ho ho ho." He laughed heartily afterwards.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Wally thought to himself, glumly.
Will be a two-shot. If I get enough reviews, it'll come faster.