Your Hair is Red,

Your eyes aren't blue,

Your sand is coarse and hard to chew,

When you get really mad you turn into a beast,

Which looks really hungry like it wants something to eat,

When you cry your mascara runs,

I'll bet being a metro is a lot of fun,

When you get worn out your skin gets crusty,

I will bet your apartments really dusty,

All I'm tryin to say is that Gaara,

Naruto can totally kick your butt!