Tetris!
Disclaimer: Some good ol' Tetris comedy!
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch
By: VampireQueenAkasha
Aww no...
Opening:
(Dawn. The Cubes have gathered at the waiting point in the hills. Their leader, Sergeant Blue was gazing overhead, a square, but powerful leading Cube.
Commander:Code red! We jump!
(The others stared at him.)
Red Long Cube:What?
(Something very large was tossed behind them.)
Yellow Step Cube: Ahh! Jump, man!
Green Square Cube: We're gonna die! Shit!
Purple Step Cube:Run!
(And one by one, the Cubesjumped off of the cliff. They landed hard in between the rocky surfaces, slamming into one another.)
Green Square Cube: Ow! Shit on me!
Purple Step Cube: Fuck!
Yellow Step Cube: Shit!
(An orange Long Cube chuckled as he landed right on top of a pile of his comrades.)
Orange Long Cube: (In a Homosexual voice) Hey boys, mind if I just pile up on you?
(A Green Step Cube landed roughly in between the Cubes and they all began yelling at him.)
Green Step Cube: Aww, man, this is really bad. Shit on me, man.
(Next, a Blue Long Cube collapsed on top of the Sergeant.)
Blue Long Cube: (In Indian Accent) Sorry, boss! I fell down on you!
Commander: (Annoyed) Dammit, get off of me!
(More are coming)
Blue Long Cube: Too late, sir, they come!
(After many Cubes pile up and fill up to the top, there is a long moment of silence.)
Green Step Cube: Well this was the biggest waste of time we've ever had...
(Murmurs of agreement from them all)
Purple Step Cube: Sooo, how are we getting out, man?
(Finally, a message appears over top of them, saying: PLAY AGAIN?)
All: Nooooooooo!
(CLICK)
THE END
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Note-Ahhh, I've been bored...