One day Hollyleaf looked up from a cool little book for cats she was reading and turned to her siblings.

"Hey guys, why is cheesecake named cheesecake is there's no cheese in it?" she asked randomly.

"Because it has crème cheese in it," replied Jayfeather logically.

"But…it's not actually cheese, is it?"

Now Jayfeather thought about this for a while. It's true that it wasn't exactly cheese…but it was still related to the family of cheese, wasn't it?

"Well…I suppose not," he said slowly.

"Then why is it called cheesecake?" continued Hollyleaf.

"Because it's a cool name," put in Lionblaze.

"That's not a very logical reason," said Leafpool.

"I don't care."

"…"

"Well," said Jayfeather, looking up from his cool little mini Dell laptop for cats.

"Why don't we research it?"

Everyone agreed and gathered around Jayfeather's cool little mini Dell laptop for cats, staring at him intently as he researched it on his cool little high-tech program. It was such a wonderful program and whenever you said it's glorious name it was as if angels themselves were singing from heaven. The name was so beautiful it almost made people cry went it was said. The name had such a stunning appearance that it made people faint from the light of pure awesomeness it shone with. The name of wonderfulness and perfect ness was called 'The Google.'

So Jayfeather searched it on his all too perfect little mini Dell laptop for cats and clicked on a result. "Here we go…" he said to himself and read the many, many sentences in his head. Lionblaze looked at him, his amber eyes brimming with curiosity.

"Did you find out yet?'
"No…"

"HURRY UP AND FIND OUT YOU FOOL!" demanded Hollyleaf, slamming her little cat paws/fists down onto his cat table, making it crack. And because of this tiny crack, a screw, which just happened to be there, came terrible loose. It fell to the ground with a soft clinging noise. And then about 5 seconds later, the whole table, which had Jayfeather's wonderful cool little mini Dell laptop for cats on it, all came crashing down, shattering the screen into a million little pieces.

"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Jayfeather, falling to the ground and clinging to the tiny remains. "DON'T LEAVE ME! NOOO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!" he begged to the already dead computer pieces.

Everyone looked at each other, and then started screaming.

"NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW!" cried Hollyleaf.

"THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!" screeched Lionblaze.

"WAH!' said Jayfeather.

Leafpool exchanged glances with everyone, and began talking slowly, "Now…you all did know that I have a book on cheesecake…" said Leafpool, looking at everyone else like they were complete idiots.

"YOU WHAT?!?!"

The End